Well because your the adult and I'm the kid you have to take care of me. I can make your life a living hell now!!!

WAIT HE IS GONNA KILL ME!!!!

V Ohhhhhhhhh do I smell love ¬w¬

*kisses you* now go to sleep or else i would have to kill Windstorm =)

I used some parts off of my game. XD Did it help?

LITTLE? LITTTTTTLE? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WILL DO TO YOU? I WILL FORCE YOU TO WATCH EDUCATION TELEVISION!!! And then some!

There was once a kid who kicked everyone's ass. And by everyone I mean everyone. Whoever stairs at him got their ass kicked. He once fought this monster named Gannondorf. He used his sword and slashed a huge whole through his chest. It was pretty graphic. All you se is blood everywhere.

He was on a journey to save a princess named Zelda abd to gfind all 8 pieces of the Triforce f Wisdom. He found the Triforces, and killed Gannondorf again. He found the princess sorrounded in fire. He distiguished the fire and save the princess. Then they got married.

THE END

OMG YES I AM. xD

*reads you a bedtime story* Once upon a time... *goes to sleep in your bed*