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K-dawG
06-03-2005, 06:33 PM
right I say a sentence to start a story than u say a sentance to continue the story really simple and it can be wacky as you want and can involve anything ok here goes
The man jumped off the cliff and landed on a cow.
Virtual Headache
06-07-2005, 07:05 PM
The cow ran away very quickly and stopped at a...
Atomos
06-07-2005, 08:31 PM
... tree, sending the man flying into the air, and landed on another cow, but the cow wasn't so lucky as the other one, because...
Arielle
06-07-2005, 09:08 PM
...this one died instead. :P
So the man runs until he finds...
Atomos
06-08-2005, 01:46 PM
...a giant ladder. he started to climb the ladder until he got to the top. But oh know there was a ...
corral
06-08-2005, 06:16 PM
....giant utter who sprayed the top of the ladder, that your not supposed to stand on, with milk, and u-betcha, he was standing on it so...
Arielle
06-27-2005, 10:18 PM
...he fell down to the ground again
and there he found...
Mooshminky
06-28-2005, 07:55 PM
...a GBC with a cracked screen. It looked kinda creepy because...
Virtual Headache
06-29-2005, 04:49 PM
someone had spilt a liquid over it. The man...
Angel
07-11-2005, 07:28 PM
droped it and slipped on it making him go flying into a tree. THe man jumped down from the tree and started to walk again.
Impending Doom
07-25-2005, 05:26 AM
Only to be hit by speeding bus *bows head and mourns*
Next story!
Arielle
07-25-2005, 07:39 PM
But there was the guy's son, who was on the bus. He was so sad, he...
Impending Doom
07-25-2005, 08:53 PM
He felt he should do soemthing special for his father so he.....
Arielle
07-26-2005, 07:18 PM
talked to his favorite band and asked to play at his funeral and they said...
Impending Doom
07-28-2005, 03:19 AM
"we want to be payed 2000 dollars worth in......"
Arielle
07-28-2005, 11:20 PM
"Euros, and if you don't give it to us, not only will we not play for you, we will..."
Chareon
07-29-2005, 12:06 AM
...Steal the remains of your father and sell them to an Arabian Warlord to...
Impending Doom
07-29-2005, 07:08 AM
...use as kitty litter. So the boy.....
Arielle
07-29-2005, 06:04 PM
...did as he said, and they played. But then...
Impending Doom
07-29-2005, 07:33 PM
the music was so loud that the casket fell and.....
corral
07-30-2005, 12:17 AM
was caught by an arabian warlord who used it as kitty litter but the kitty...
Chareon
07-30-2005, 02:28 AM
...preferred the gerenic kind, and refused to accept the kitty litter by....
Impending Doom
07-30-2005, 04:23 AM
Throwing up a hairball in it and....
Arielle
07-30-2005, 11:10 PM
then kicking over the edge of the earth, which confused the guys because...
Chareon
07-31-2005, 01:03 AM
....the earth has no edge....
Arielle
07-31-2005, 01:13 AM
... but it went off the edge anyway, because...
Chareon
07-31-2005, 01:18 AM
...this story doesn't follow logic or physics, so the guys...
Arielle
07-31-2005, 01:18 AM
...then wondered what they're gonna give to the cat, and then they had it...
Impending Doom
07-31-2005, 02:13 AM
an electric pencil sharpner why didnt he think of that before? There so many reason to give a ca a pencil sharpner....
Chareon
07-31-2005, 02:24 AM
...since cats are obviously such good writers and they oftenbreak their pencils when...
Impending Doom
07-31-2005, 07:51 AM
they wright their 2000 page novels because.....
Arielle
07-31-2005, 07:05 PM
they put too much pressure on the paper. So they gave the cat it and the cat...
Blitz
08-01-2005, 12:45 AM
Didn't know what the hell it was, So the Cat....
Impending Doom
08-01-2005, 05:35 AM
Wrote a book on how some weirdos gave it a stick of wood and....
Blitz
08-01-2005, 05:37 AM
published the book as a childrens book, the book became a best seller and the cat....
Arielle
08-01-2005, 05:14 PM
made millions of dollars, which it spent on...
Chareon
08-02-2005, 03:45 PM
...the generic kind of kitty litter, which came with...
Arielle
08-02-2005, 05:51 PM
...catnip, which made the cat...
Chareon
08-02-2005, 05:54 PM
...high, so the guys decided to...
Arielle
08-02-2005, 05:55 PM
...watch the cat as it did some really crazy things, like...
Chareon
08-02-2005, 05:58 PM
...call Pizza Hut and order 100 pineapples for...
Arielle
08-02-2005, 06:02 PM
...him and all of his cat friends. So the pizza came...
Chareon
08-02-2005, 06:03 PM
...and they shared it with the boy because...
Arielle
08-02-2005, 06:13 PM
...they're nice kitties =D
So they ate and...
Chareon
08-02-2005, 06:15 PM
...were going to continue the funeral, but...
Arielle
08-02-2005, 06:21 PM
...they said SCREW THAT! and...
Blitz
08-03-2005, 12:04 AM
Got married with nearest donkey, but the....
Chareon
08-03-2005, 12:18 AM
...donkey was allergic to cat fur, so the cats...
Blitz
08-03-2005, 12:27 AM
decided to see a docter to see how they could get a cure for the donkey's!
Arielle
08-03-2005, 05:34 PM
He had one, but...
Blitz
08-04-2005, 11:37 PM
The donkey accadently knocked it over...
Arielle
08-05-2005, 04:59 PM
and it splattered everywhere, and teh cat...
Blitz
08-07-2005, 03:54 AM
started drinkin it coz thats what cats do XD then....
Arielle
08-07-2005, 06:50 PM
...the donkey went "nooooooooooooooo!" and then...
Protest The Hero
12-08-2005, 07:47 AM
a bird flew in the doctors office and told the donkey that he was too loud and that he needed sleep, then the donkey...
K-dawG
02-04-2006, 10:39 AM
...decided to go on a rampage round the city but he got stopped by a...
Umi_Swampert
02-04-2006, 01:57 PM
dancing fish. The only thing that could be done....
Jdoddgrill
02-04-2006, 03:42 PM
was to call the Ninja Strike Force who responded by
Umi_Swampert
02-04-2006, 03:45 PM
throwing a 10 lb brick and a 10 lb bag of feathers out a window, to see which hits the ground first. All bets where on the bricks, but....
Jdoddgrill
02-04-2006, 03:46 PM
a flock of seagulls (the band) flew by and picked up the bricks, which pissed off
Umi_Swampert
02-04-2006, 03:48 PM
Kefka, who suddenly smashed in a big concrete building...
Jdoddgrill
02-04-2006, 03:50 PM
wearing 12 pairs of acid wash jeans. The buildings residents were suprised, but
Umi_Swampert
02-04-2006, 03:56 PM
ACted as if nothing had happened, such as Mr. Joe Jojo Junior Shabadu, who....
Jdoddgrill
02-04-2006, 03:58 PM
was still trying to learn the alphabet in latin, even though everyone told him
Umi_Swampert
02-04-2006, 03:58 PM
that all the people of Latvia, where Latin comes from, are dead, due to
Jdoddgrill
02-04-2006, 03:59 PM
overactive bus driving. Needless to say
that pikachus fly on saterdays
Arielle
07-15-2006, 07:49 AM
...and the hero of this story said wtf to it. Then, he...
K-dawG
07-15-2006, 02:55 PM
...Jumped onto a very tall building for a meeting with...
BoBoBobobobobo for a fight(i like that show:D )
Arielle
07-16-2006, 02:37 PM
The hero went oO, and then proceeded to kick his butt. They began and...
King toad
07-17-2006, 07:47 AM
...decided to get to know each other which...
Novacaine
07-22-2006, 10:28 PM
was forgotten three seconds later because he had just...
(I make my return! -gasp.-)
Levski
07-26-2006, 10:27 PM
...been attacked by his 90 year old grandmother...
King toad
07-27-2006, 07:46 PM
...Who was a Amazon when she was 20 and...
K-dawG
07-27-2006, 07:48 PM
...Had killed many vicious Cowboys....
King toad
07-27-2006, 07:57 PM
....whom in return, killed lots of Native Americans....
Peanutbutterjellytime!!!
07-28-2006, 07:00 PM
who also banged alot of guys...
Scary Fan Girl
07-31-2006, 10:59 PM
so the grandma was about to yell something but then. . .
Levski
07-31-2006, 11:35 PM
...her shoes became jetpacks...
King toad
08-01-2006, 09:46 AM
..and flew into the sun thus causing a....
Arielle
08-01-2006, 10:00 AM
big explosion, which made the earth...
K-dawG
08-01-2006, 03:43 PM
...For a second time which of course had been planned by top Scientists...
Arielle
08-01-2006, 07:39 PM
...because the Earth was so screwed up! Then, the scientists...
Levski
08-01-2006, 09:52 PM
...started a party to celebrate, but suddenly...
Arielle
08-02-2006, 02:09 PM
the people on the first Earth revolted! They...
Levski
08-02-2006, 05:01 PM
...started to protest and threw...
Arielle
08-02-2006, 05:57 PM
...wild boars at the scientists. They, in turn,...
Levski
08-02-2006, 06:44 PM
...made them into sausages with the help of their...
K-dawG
08-02-2006, 08:49 PM
...Light saber wielding hamsters who were coincidently...
Levski
08-02-2006, 11:52 PM
...members of Al Qaeda...
K-dawG
08-03-2006, 08:41 AM
...Who were sworn enemys of the scientists. So the scientists....
Arielle
08-03-2006, 05:16 PM
...fought with them with their psychic powers. Then, the hampsters...
Satans_Ninja
08-14-2006, 05:35 PM
picked up some hamburgers and started eating
Arielle
08-14-2006, 05:37 PM
...so they could become big and strong, so they could...
Satans_Ninja
08-14-2006, 05:39 PM
kill their evil king,Fuzzy!
Arielle
08-14-2006, 06:41 PM
Fuzzy was very mad that they had turned against him. So...
Satans_Ninja
08-14-2006, 07:15 PM
He used his Death Ray to kill the hamsters
K-dawG
08-14-2006, 07:16 PM
...Which burnt them to a crisp unfortunately causing them to..
Satans_Ninja
08-14-2006, 07:20 PM
turn into hamster burgers,which Fuzzy then ate.
Arielle
08-15-2006, 07:27 AM
...Then, he burped. When he did...
PwnageMonster
09-04-2006, 02:28 PM
his stomach exploded...
[Refusal of return]
10-13-2006, 04:07 PM
... causing him to die. But to everyones amazment...
MageKirby
10-14-2006, 02:45 PM
.....he came back as an undead, once again to.....
[Refusal of return]
10-14-2006, 09:41 PM
... eat hamster burgers, having a reverse effect makeing him live. But alas he couldn't...
King toad
10-18-2006, 05:27 PM
...do anything except look, so he decided to....
SBJ95
11-19-2006, 02:57 PM
...stand in line for 3 days and buy a Wii....
Peanutbutterjellytime!!!
02-07-2007, 10:36 PM
...but they ran out and the man went to the....
Virtual Headache
02-08-2007, 12:00 AM
....store which sold old gameboys where he asked for....
Peanutbutterjellytime!!!
02-08-2007, 02:09 AM
...A gameboy advanced SP...
Virtual Headache
02-08-2007, 02:15 AM
....but the shop owner said that he....
Peanutbutterjellytime!!!
02-08-2007, 02:29 AM
...had 3 accounts of burglary in Alabama....
Virtual Headache
02-08-2007, 02:31 AM
....so he wanted his friend to help him with...
Peanutbutterjellytime!!!
02-08-2007, 02:49 AM
...his court trial...
Virtual Headache
02-08-2007, 03:05 AM
....because he was in a very weird situation due...
Peanutbutterjellytime!!!
02-08-2007, 09:58 PM
...to the clerk finding out he was wanted....
King toad
03-07-2007, 06:12 PM
...by Ninjas! Thousands of them!...
K-dawG
03-07-2007, 06:30 PM
...Who wanted to suck out his blood...
Flibbington
03-07-2007, 06:34 PM
...but Levski wasn't having any of this, so...
Sharp
03-07-2007, 09:10 PM
..he confronted them with sharpened cucumber swords...
Peanutbutterjellytime!!!
03-15-2007, 04:29 PM
raging gorilla...
but the gorilla got eaten by an octilory..
Peanutbutterjellytime!!!
03-16-2007, 02:15 AM
Who then got ate by a Salamence.
SBJ95
03-17-2007, 03:42 AM
...who got crushed by a meteorite...
squirtleboy12
04-16-2007, 01:37 AM
and got sent to the underworld
Sapph-Chan
04-16-2007, 02:55 PM
...and came back as...
squirtleboy12
04-16-2007, 09:33 PM
the jumpluff met a charizard
and charzard took jumpluff in the air and....
King toad
04-17-2007, 03:53 PM
...relized he couldn't fly because of his teen drug years which lead...
to him falling to the ground but....
King toad
04-17-2007, 03:59 PM
...the earl of sock suddenly caught him in his...
Sylux
04-17-2007, 10:23 PM
Shower, eating chocolate and drinking juice that was...
SBJ95
04-18-2007, 12:19 AM
...ripe and full of mold, which led him to the conclusion that...
Peanutbutterjellytime!!!
04-18-2007, 10:54 PM
...the food was expired!
then he ate more and more expired food until…
Saruki
10-19-2007, 11:54 PM
Borat grabbed some cheese to cleanse your unholiness and...
pooped down your chimney so santa wouldnt have to so......
Peanutbutterjellytime!!!
11-20-2007, 07:29 PM
...he could give you your gifts.
Saruki
11-20-2007, 09:46 PM
Then George Bush appeared and started taking eggs out of his elephant trunk so he could...
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