View Full Version : **** I KILLED A CAT BECAUSE I SLAMMED THE DOOR
Orange
04-01-2008, 07:19 PM
Firstly, I'm NOT LYING. ****. MY ROOMMATES LET HIS FRIEND'S CAT OVER AND IT WAS NEAR MY DOOR. I OPENED MY DOOR SLIGHTLY AS I WAS GOING OUT BUT THEN I DECIDED TO CLOSE IT AND FOR SOME REASON IT WAS BEING STIFF. BESIDES LOOKING I SHUT IT HARDER THEN HEARD A CAT LIKE SCREAM AND REALIZED I SLAMMED THE CAT'S NECK AND NOW IT'S LYING ON THE FLOOR.
RIGHT NOW I LEFT IT IN THE BASEMENT SO NO ONE WILL KNOW.
SinnohMaster
04-01-2008, 08:29 PM
Was there a reason for you to post in caps?
Anyways, you should admit that you accidentally killed the cat instead of hiding it in the basement.
I agree tell the truth, whats the worst that can happen to you.
orange, dude, it's just an accident. everyone can do this, and then not on meant purpose…
Orange
04-02-2008, 06:37 PM
Was there a reason for you to post in caps?
Anyways, you should admit that you accidentally killed the cat instead of hiding it in the basement.
Yes, I freaked out D:
Anway, so my roommate asked where it was today, I said I didn't know. I put it in a plastic bag and buried him under one of the tiles in the basement.
Oh man.
Orange, from now on, you're walking around with a heavy heart. get rid of it, tell the truth. by leing you only make it worse!
SinnohMaster
04-02-2008, 08:55 PM
The worst that can happen is getting grounded. :( Quoted for truth from D Fang's post.
Black Dragon
04-02-2008, 09:38 PM
The worst that can happen is getting grounded. :( Quoted for truth from D Fang's post.
or getting kicked in the balls multiple times
or getting shot
or getting punched in the balls multiple times
or getting punched
or getting kicked out of the room
Ghost Of Perdition
04-02-2008, 09:40 PM
Orange, I've always loved your threads, and this takes the cake.
Bravo man.
black ice, slipknot. I CAN warn you guys for hurting other members feelings… you know, orange is having a hard time now
green salamence
04-04-2008, 09:31 PM
Whadda lol...Bwahahaa...I KILLED A CAT BY SLAMMING THE DOOR...Dude, you really don't have any luck...Actually you have, but it's bad luck.:D
I'd tell the truth, it would get the pain away.
K-dawG
04-05-2008, 02:15 PM
I say you buy a new cat and pretend its his.
Ghost Of Perdition
04-05-2008, 08:11 PM
black ice, slipknot. I CAN warn you guys for hurting other members feelings… you know, orange is having a hard time now
It's one thing for a regular member to believe this but a Super Moderator? Seriously?
i lol'd verrry hard.
I say you buy a new cat and pretend its his.
meh, I think he'll find out. all animals have different peronalitys, and there always is a white spot or something missing on the cat
Protest The Hero
04-08-2008, 04:28 AM
Why is it that I always see these rants before?
Oh yea, craigslist!
but My friend killed my other friends mom's bird when he walked into a glass door.
he was stoned, and he was walking into the back room, which is separated by a glass door, apparently he was so stoned that he forgot to notice the glass door, and walked into it, hard, the bird in the room gave a jolt and fell over, like it had a heart attack from the collision.
now THAT is hilarious
Ghost Of Perdition
04-08-2008, 08:57 AM
meh, I think he'll find out. all animals have different peronalitys, and there always is a white spot or something missing on the cat
Dude, how old are you?
Why is it that I always see these rants before?
Oh yea, craigslist!
but My friend killed my other friends mom's bird when he walked into a glass door.
he was stoned, and he was walking into the back room, which is separated by a glass door, apparently he was so stoned that he forgot to notice the glass door, and walked into it, hard, the bird in the room gave a jolt and fell over, like it had a heart attack from the collision.
now THAT is hilarious
That is awesome. (y)
If this is true, it is quite funny (I hate cats), but it probrably wouldnt have been sensible to bury the cat under a floor tile. Itll get pushed up quickly, so your roommate will find out soon enough.
If this isnt true, grow up. Why make something up on PI?
Dialga Master
07-21-2008, 03:32 PM
You should say the truth, it is the only way to get rid off this heavy weight, and.... dont be shy as I have made thing which is worse and at last I was ordered to say it even if it was hidden for some time
noobers
07-21-2008, 07:55 PM
What's with all the newbies bumping old threads?
:|
Invinsible Metagross
07-21-2008, 10:29 PM
Hmm... Hmm... I just don't know what you should do in this situation, If you tell the truth, you get punished... If you try to hide it, you get punished when somebody finds out... But, according to my opinion, you should just tell the truth in a sad and scared manner and explain each and everything in detail to make sure that everybody can understand you?
Da14u.C
07-22-2008, 02:48 PM
or getting kicked in the balls multiple times
or getting shot
or getting punched in the balls multiple times
or getting punched
or getting kicked out of the room
or getting a spanking
Peanutbutterjellytime!!!
07-24-2008, 02:53 AM
Stop being a pussyfoot, make it easier on yourself, and tell the truth.
LOL!!!I CANT BELIVE I ACCUALLY MISSED THIS
DUDE!U R SOOOOOO SCREWED!!!XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY BURRY IT UNDER A TILE??!!(no seriously,thats like the sopronos)
Sry but yr balls are as good a gone
XD
what is this about:confused::confused:
Ben Kenobi
10-15-2008, 12:07 AM
And this thread is about done.
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