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the way this works is first, i post something, and the next person continues it, and so on and so forth. bassicly, its kind of like a walkthrough except fake
First u have to have a Machamp that was owned by 500 people and has never fainted...
Virtual Headache
02-21-2005, 07:12 PM
then you have to beat the elite 4 30 times...
En-Cu-Kou
02-22-2005, 08:58 PM
Of course, having 386 pokemon in your pokedex is a neccesity ^^
Virtual Headache
02-22-2005, 09:01 PM
all of them should be at level 100 of course...
after that talk to Prof Oak and u'll get the Mullet Ball and he'll open the secret door to Mulkario(A mullet and Riukario combined!)...
corral
03-04-2005, 10:21 PM
but before versing him you must figure out a puzzle that involves php :p
when u solve the puzzle talk to Mulkario and he'll fight u. He has 4 Rukarios and 2 mewthrees...
corral
03-05-2005, 03:52 PM
in order to get a rukario you must destroy 3 rukarios and get exactly 1/2 of each mewhrees health. then mulkario will think...
En-Cu-Kou
03-05-2005, 04:21 PM
... "Nice, now for the next part."
Then your saved game is deleted and your gameboy resets.
now start a new game and call urself poopoo and talk to Gary 999 times he'll give u...
En-Cu-Kou
03-07-2005, 10:12 PM
... a Dream Ball.
Virtual Headache
03-11-2005, 11:28 PM
which you should use on a Shiny Mew...
corral
03-11-2005, 11:31 PM
which you find if you dont battle misty and then going and talking to brock but even then...
Virtual Headache
03-11-2005, 11:33 PM
...you have to find a Dragonite at Level 7 before....
talking to erika. Once u do all this...
Virtual Headache
03-12-2005, 12:21 AM
...you'll be able to surf to the orange islands where you...
En-Cu-Kou
03-12-2005, 01:53 PM
...have to chase a Snorlax around and catch it...
with a plum ball which u get by eating 7 plums and 2 million...
Virtual Headache
03-12-2005, 11:53 PM
haru berries which you can only find in...
En-Cu-Kou
03-13-2005, 12:26 AM
.... the Northern Island Forest, where you get from...
Virtual Headache
03-13-2005, 12:30 AM
...an ancient town which is...
corral
03-20-2005, 04:12 PM
called poit...
Virtual Headache
03-20-2005, 04:15 PM
....and where you have to...
corral
03-20-2005, 04:18 PM
talk to the mathmatician who will tell you...
Virtual Headache
03-20-2005, 04:24 PM
...the highest indivisible number...
corral
03-20-2005, 04:26 PM
is how many times you must talk to gary...
Virtual Headache
03-20-2005, 04:30 PM
...and win against Professor Oak who is...
En-Cu-Kou
03-20-2005, 04:58 PM
...pretty strong, actually (despite what Agatha says) .....
corral
03-21-2005, 01:25 AM
he wont challenge you though until youve beaten a pidgeotto at level 42
En-Cu-Kou
03-28-2005, 04:44 PM
... that appears in Victory Road about once every 3 days......
corral
03-29-2005, 01:59 AM
...in real time...
En-Cu-Kou
03-29-2005, 10:34 PM
Anyway, after you beat Prof. Oak and stuff, all your pokemon from all boxes and your party will be gone -- except a lv.2 Magikarp... Oh, did we mention you can't trade except when this guide tells you to?
corral
03-29-2005, 11:44 PM
woops i guess we forgot:evilgrin: any way you must find a bugtrainer in the virdian forest....
Conan Edogawa
04-18-2005, 01:24 PM
...and challenge him to a duel and defeat him...(I made it up :p)
Randall
05-24-2005, 11:48 PM
Then you get his Bedrill then you....
corral
05-26-2005, 01:07 AM
and NOW u can trade the beedrill for a level 12 caterpie...
K-dawG
06-04-2005, 11:00 AM
which will make prof oak jealous
death-x
06-04-2005, 11:43 AM
and your pokemon will gain 752 levels...
Virtual Headache
06-07-2005, 06:03 PM
in 5 minutes of time...
En-Cu-Kou
06-07-2005, 07:18 PM
... But only if you press the A button every minute (you can be off by about a second every time)....
Mooshminky
06-28-2005, 06:49 PM
... and at the end of the 5 minutes, press start then B 50 times and the caterpie will transform into a...
En-Cu-Kou
06-28-2005, 07:49 PM
...Shiny Kakuna with Iron Defense, Sludge Bomb, Explosion and Psywave....
Mooshminky
06-29-2005, 06:10 PM
So with the kakuna you go to pewter city and talk to Brock. He will tell you to go talk to Bugsy who is...
corral
07-02-2005, 12:41 AM
...dead...
(continue that XD)
Mooshminky
07-02-2005, 05:02 PM
... so then he says you should release the kakuna and go to the funeral. As you walk to the pokemon center...
Dark Lugia
07-03-2005, 01:10 AM
...you see a shadow approach you. It turns out to be...
Umi_Swampert
07-08-2005, 01:13 AM
Bugsy! It turns out the mob tried to have him whacked so you have to...
corral
07-08-2005, 01:19 AM
...kill him yourself and collect the money because....
Umi_Swampert
07-08-2005, 02:34 AM
If you don't, the bunnies will eat all of the Gym leader, then who will make our soup!?
Mooshminky
07-08-2005, 04:31 PM
It would have to be Prof Oak, and his soup is TERRIBLE. So you...
Umi_Swampert
07-08-2005, 07:03 PM
have to die. You have 3 options, really kill yourself, fake it, or use the Clayton Forrester death-faking machine! of curse to use the machine you must...
Arielle
11-04-2005, 09:21 PM
get all of the Pokémon in the game to level 100, but before that you have to...
bgtfamily
11-04-2005, 09:46 PM
get all the pokemon to level 99...
Arielle
11-04-2005, 10:01 PM
and then get all of the items and give them to...
Virtual Headache
11-19-2005, 03:14 AM
Professor Birk who will...
Arielle
11-19-2005, 10:58 PM
make something completely awesome so...
Scary Fan Girl
11-20-2005, 12:02 AM
Don't worry about it. He'll be talking like a parrot and then he'll give ya....
Arielle
11-20-2005, 12:03 AM
...the magical machine that's needed to "kill" yourself, so now you can...
Charzard Girl
12-04-2005, 01:45 AM
........kill yourself and then you must get a lv 100 Munchlax by.........
Virtual Headache
12-04-2005, 02:24 AM
playing 5 hours without a break where you...
Charzard Girl
12-05-2005, 12:15 AM
Catch a Lv100 Lugia only found in the.........
SBJ95
12-23-2005, 12:19 AM
Forest of nightmares.
Scary Fan Girl
12-28-2005, 12:16 AM
And after that you need to fly to Orre....
Charzard Girl
12-29-2005, 03:08 PM
and talk to bonsly 1,000 times. Then............
Jdoddgrill
12-29-2005, 03:16 PM
Buy 99 great balls, toss 15 of them, buy 2 more and..
Arielle
12-29-2005, 06:46 PM
then find the ultimate master ball, which is...
Jdoddgrill
12-29-2005, 07:27 PM
in your house. You have to go to your computer and
Umi_Swampert
12-29-2005, 07:28 PM
Eat it, every last bit. Only you can eat it. After that...
Jdoddgrill
12-29-2005, 07:29 PM
You have the ultimate master ball. Use it to catch your mom and she will give you
Umi_Swampert
12-29-2005, 07:33 PM
nothing. It turns out your father has what you need
Jdoddgrill
12-29-2005, 07:38 PM
but he won't give it to you unless you
Umi_Swampert
12-29-2005, 07:46 PM
Kill Bill, but first you have to kill his gang, so get your ticket to...
Arielle
12-30-2005, 03:06 AM
the middle of nowhere, where his gang is. Then you...
Umi_Swampert
12-30-2005, 03:26 AM
HAve to fight them one on one..... but first you have to fight
Arielle
12-30-2005, 04:08 AM
the big scary guy that looks like it'll take forever to beat, but it only takes five seconds. Then...
Jdoddgrill
12-30-2005, 04:12 PM
you have to get on and off your bike 1000 times to show the
Sceptile lover
12-30-2005, 09:54 PM
gang that they...
bgtfamily
12-30-2005, 10:11 PM
have the...
Umi_Swampert
12-30-2005, 10:31 PM
best dance skills ever! DDR TIME! So...
bgtfamily
12-30-2005, 11:58 PM
you play the song "Max 300" and...
Arielle
12-31-2005, 03:08 AM
you beat them in a game of DDR. Next, you...
corral
01-01-2006, 01:28 AM
pant....a lot.....
Arielle
01-01-2006, 01:52 AM
...then you go to the next d00ds and...
Scary Fan Girl
02-22-2006, 07:54 PM
DANCE! After that you should...
Jdoddgrill
02-22-2006, 08:24 PM
swim in the pool of lava because
kippkipp
07-06-2006, 10:04 AM
your looking 4 groundon
King toad
07-06-2006, 02:43 PM
Which would then follow for you being....
kippkipp
07-09-2006, 10:55 PM
sharpedo trying 2 eat u
Arielle
07-10-2006, 05:47 PM
Then you must catch it by...
kippkipp
07-11-2006, 12:40 AM
letting it eat u then catch it from the in side out
yuck
SBJ95
03-31-2007, 01:02 AM
and then take it and give it to a cat...
Which will try to kill you....
kippkipp
05-30-2007, 01:57 PM
by thowing a priter at....
you, which will make you......
King toad
06-02-2007, 01:42 PM
feel extremly horny, which gives you the power to
Saruki
10-18-2007, 07:51 PM
ORNERY MEN! Who like to...
kippkipp
10-29-2007, 12:24 AM
rape lions!!who..
Xyrin
06-01-2008, 06:47 PM
Distroy fat lucarios
Umbreunatic
06-14-2008, 04:11 PM
throw rocks in a safari game while...
Sheer Cold
06-19-2008, 05:37 PM
...eating pokeblock...
Arceus Master
06-20-2008, 02:24 AM
...that will attract the wild...
Sheer Cold
06-20-2008, 02:35 AM
...banshees of Goldenrod City...
Arceus Master
06-20-2008, 02:52 AM
...that will destroy...
Sheer Cold
06-20-2008, 02:53 AM
...the Master Ball...
Arceus Master
06-20-2008, 02:03 PM
...that can catch any...
Sheer Cold
06-21-2008, 05:20 AM
...thing it's used on...
Arceus Master
06-21-2008, 10:52 AM
...like a ham sandwich...
green salamence
06-21-2008, 01:13 PM
...with cheese and Dittos who look like cheese...
Arceus Master
06-21-2008, 02:34 PM
...that is very poisonous to (a) green Salamence...
green salamence
06-21-2008, 07:06 PM
...and to a certain Arceus Master who ate it and died...
Sheer Cold
06-21-2008, 07:59 PM
...alone in lonely silent loneliness...
Arceus Master
06-21-2008, 08:38 PM
...but then, a shining beaking of...
Sheer Cold
06-21-2008, 08:39 PM
...light appears and...
green salamence
06-21-2008, 09:03 PM
...revives him to kill him again...
kippkipp
06-27-2008, 08:03 PM
then start the game over in hell..
Arceus Master
07-07-2008, 05:53 PM
...but then, a giant...
Sheer Cold
07-07-2008, 09:05 PM
demon bites off his face...
Nights
07-08-2008, 11:47 AM
...and makes sure to...
Arceus Master
07-08-2008, 01:48 PM
...bake cherry pies with a secret ingredient of...
Nights
07-08-2008, 11:56 PM
...such epic proportion, that...
Arceus Master
07-09-2008, 12:00 AM
...the world comes to an end...
kippkipp
07-28-2008, 05:40 PM
thus making darkrai ruler of the word, causing
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