Useless Power

[Akheen]

Come up with a power that is useless for the above poster. Like, say "I give the above poster the power to talk with their eyes". For example.

[Arielle]

I want the power to talk with my eyes T_T

I give you the power to change the sky purple. XD

[Akheen]

You may have the power to examine artwork, and then spend all your money on one piece of art. Yay. XD

[Raz]

You can have the ability to shrink people.

[Akheen]

You have the power to be a normal person. Not many people get the power to be normal.

[Fang]

I give you the power to talk frog-talk :3

[Akheen]

The power you shall have is to look like an Espeon, act like an Umbreon, and be a Jolteon.

[Fang]

I give you the power of receiving powers from God

[Akheen]

The next power you shall have is to fix up typos. That shall be your specialty. Every single typo in the world, only you can fix.

[Zet]

I give you the power to give other people powers

[Fang]

I give you the power to get my power of correcting typos

[Akheen]

You now have the power to never give away powers ever again.

[Fang]

I don;t give you the power of not giving my power of giving powes back to me again

[Akheen]

I give you the power of being less confusing on a Sunday.

[SlipKnoT]

I give you the power of being able to turn everything you touch into grass.

[Akheen]

You shall get the power to appear as if you care about everyone on the earth.

[Sylux]

You get the power to shoot dryer lint out of your nose.

[Arielle]

You get the power to shoot mice beams out of your eyes. As in, if you want it, it turns into a mouse. A computer mouse, that is. O:

[Akheen]

You shall recieve the power of sweeping the floor with your hands.

[Fang]

From now on, you have the power to make every smiley on the world a :lawl: smiley

[Akheen]

You get todays special power... which is every five footsteps... you have to sing a national anthem from the start to end. ENJOY WALKING.

[King toad]

I give you the power to identify 50 types of wale.


In Wales!

[Fang]

I give you the power to steal buckets of big brown things 8D

[Peanutbutterjellytime!!!]

I give you the power to have a talking ass.

[Akheen]

The power you shall get is to be able to create weak spider webs to trap those flies.

[SlipKnoT]

I give you the power to be able to sleep for exactly 7 hours every night.

[Akheen]

You shall get the power of... throwing powers up in the air and catching them.

[SlipKnoT]

I grant you the power to fast forward movies in the theater.

[Akheen]

You shall get the power of living in the timezone of Marz.

[SlipKnoT]

I grant you the power to turn into a tree.

[Akheen]

You shall get the power to become a good friend to the earwigs.

[Xyrin]

You get the power to do nothing.

[Kipp]

u get the power of forgetting your name

[green salamence]

You get the power to turn png files to gif files.

[Kipp]

u gain the power to look retarted in front of the girl/boy u leik

[Nights]

I give you the power to eat any food dropped on the floor, even after the 10-second rule. :O

[Sheer Cold]

I give you the power to use the gun in rock-paper-scissors.

[Nights]

I give you the power to be able to breathe underwater for a whole billionth of a second.

[Majin]

I give you the power to fly for a 0.0000000000001 of a moment/second \o/

[Cosmar]

I give you the power to sneeze with your finger.

[Majin]

I give you the power to turn into a statue for a second

[Cosmar]

I give you the power to turn invisible for one millionth of a second.

[Arceus Master]

I give you the power to talk to soup.

[Nights]

I give you the power to know for sure whether or not Santa Claus exists.

[Arceus Master]

I give you the power to solve mysteries... that have already been solved.

[King toad]

I give you the power to make your computer crash, when you least expect it.

[Arceus Master]

I give you the power to give a Walrus a bucket to hold.

[Nights]

I give you the power to post a reply and refresh the page twice......in the same minute.

[Arceus Master]

I give you the power to not blink for two whole seconds.

[Invinsible Metagross]

I give you the power to become invincible for one-millionth of a nano-second.

[Nights]

I give you the power to chew food and drink at the same time.

[Arceus Master]

I give you the power to look into your dog's eye and see the blood vessels in it.

[Nights]

I give you the power to instantly hatch your dragon eggs once they get enough views, unique views, and clicks.

[Arceus Master]

I give you the power to score 10 points on Pacman.