The shelterclub!

[Fang]

welcome to the shelterclub! *got that from my dictionary :P*
this is THE place for you if you want to chill out, and go your own crazy way!
we're with anything, and against anything. chaos, SPAM, disaster, the perfect place for YOU to stay! this is the shelterclub!
in the middle of nowhere it stands, bitween nothing, and ou hear the noices coming from it from miles away!
there are no rules, so let's party, let's freak out!

*destroyes amerika*

[SlipKnoT]

Wow.

This sounds like the best thing ever.

I MUST JOIN. =D

[Fang]

Once you walk in you're joined. there's no real member list, no rules, whatevah!
*throws apple pie at slipknot*

[SlipKnoT]

*has been hit with a pie*

...

BLASPHEMY I SAY!

*shoots*

It's just been REVOKED.

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And seeing as there are no rules, I assume we may double post?

[Fang]

No, sorry, no double post. but you may double post nowhere!
I'll delete your post
please don;t take things too seriously

anyways:
*destroyes china* AWAY WITH CHINA! JAPAN SHALL RULE!

[SlipKnoT]

Kay, sorry~ x3

http://www.gtsplus.net/files/images/download/avatar/Umbreon.png
THIS AVATAR WAS MADE BY SPPf'S MEGA TRICKSTER. I THINK IT IS COOL.

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I'M SPAMMING IN YOUR SPAM-ESQUE CLUB, HOW RUDE OF ME! : OOOOo4

[Fang]

*destroyes america again*

[SlipKnoT]

Don't destory America, play Guitar Hero!!

http://www.guitariste.com/articles/img/620-big-guitar-hero.jpg

[Fang]

*breaks guitar*

[SlipKnoT]

Quick question: Was this club approved? It sounds a bit... odd, to me. xD

[Fang]

… It was aproved in the dutch section too :P

[SlipKnoT]

Awesome. :P

[Fang]

*throws stone at slipknot*

[SlipKnoT]

*has been hit with a stone*

[Fang]

*throws 85853 stones at slipknot*

[SlipKnoT]

OW. THAT DID NOT FEEL VERY GOOD. >U

[Fang]

*throws the last stone he has at slipknot*

[SlipKnoT]

;;

You're so abusive. ;;

[Sylux]

Me wants to join. *Drops nuclear watermelon*

[Fang]

*eats watermelon*
jummie! me wants more!

[SlipKnoT]

http://e2.img.v4.skyrock.com/e20/official133/pics/334533735_small.jpghttp://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k8/shawn-666/Craig9316.jpg

[Fang]

argh, meh eyes! this is no image war!
*slaps slipknot in the face*

[SlipKnoT]

I HAVE BEEN DISHONORED. WE MUST ENGAGE IN BATTLE!

[Fang]

Deal!
*summons monsters of the sun*
*monsters of the sun burn slipknot down to ashes*

[SlipKnoT]

This is rather bothersome! >:

[Saruki]

I join.

HAIL SARUKI!!!! *shoots a bunny*

[Fang]

*throws bunny back to saruki* NO THROWING WITH BUNEARY
I must tell you guys something.
A long time ago, this shelterclub was set up by 2 people. their main goal was to eliminate all the rocketshippers, wich believed Jessie and James had some kind of shipping. In the many years of war, more people joined the fight. I was in too. Now the rocketshippers are gone, but there are rumors that there is even a more evil force coming to take us out.
I've bene researching the enemy for a few days now, and I've discovered they're agains nintendo. they call themselfs The Niblendo Gang… they have powerfull fighting abilitys, but if I teach you the right things, we'll be able to defeat them. I think this war will last many years, just like the war agains the rocketshippers. I want you to keep in mind that our goal is to eliminate the Niblendos, but through time, we may have spare time to just fool around in the shelterclub.
OK, any questions? after a while I think I'll edit this into the first post.
Let me introduce you to our cook: Charmeleon (http://halloweencostumes4kids.com/media/costume/charmeleon5409a.jpg)!
O sorry, wrong picture.
Our cook, specialized in spicy food. (http://ui11.gamespot.com/1834/5charmeleon_4.jpg)
he's not the best cook, he burns his food much, but we'll be able to eat that.
don;t make him angry or he'll battle you.

durring the time I'll give the members orders.

[SlipKnoT]

In the meantime, I'll be eating kittens.

Call me when you need me.

[Fang]

*charmeleon makes slipknit eat a black-burned kitten*
"charmeleon, I don't think he wanted it that roasted…"

[SlipKnoT]

Slipknit? Lolwut?

[Fang]

yes, because you eat kittens slipknitten slipkittens
anyways:
OMFG THE NIBLENDOS ARE COMING!
slipKNOT, make sure the kitten army is ready to attack!
saruki, make the bunnyguns ready for use!
I'll summon the nintendo nerds!

[Sylux]

What about teh nuke-ya-ler watermelonz?

[Fang]

Yes sylux, throw as much nuclear watermelons at the niblendos as you can!
shelter! attack!
*bunnys fly into the ninblendos, as the watermelons take out much in 1 shot. and the kittens eat some ninblendo heads*

*summons nintendo nerds*
NERDS! ATTACK THEM WITH ALL YOUR NERDISHNESS!

[SlipKnoT]

*readies the kitten army*

Attack my pets!

[Fang]

*summons more nerds*

[SlipKnoT]

I WANT TURKEY!

[Fang]

But, I gave the nerds turkeys to slam the niblendos with :>

[SlipKnoT]

;O;

[Sylux]

*eats cereal*

[SlipKnoT]

I find footballs fairy facinating.

[Fang]

OK, we now succesfully defeated the niblendos, thanks to the turkey using nerds, kittens, and bunny guns!
But war isn't over yet!
we better relax now

*eats cereal too*

[SlipKnoT]

aaaaaasdf

I love asdf & tl;dr so much. <33

[Fang]

Yeah… now charmeleon! make me something spicey will ya

[SlipKnoT]

Death Metal <3.

[Fang]

ehw, no!
*goes on and listens to Techno*
DA UBERNESS

[SlipKnoT]

Techno is boring. Metal ftw <3

[Fang]

Techno isn't boring, especialy Cascada! she rules

[SlipKnoT]

Pop = Eww. =O

[Fang]

Anouk isn't bad either…

[SlipKnoT]

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o168/Suicune619/Slipknot/SlipknotV3Banner.jpg

[Fang]

OMG! they're just… like… creepy…!

talking about kreepy stuff, why doesn;t charmeleon cook? ME WANT BLACK FOOD

[SlipKnoT]

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>~:0

[Fang]

aAbBcCdD

[SlipKnoT]

:lawl:

[Fang]

I was like: "OMFHG! I GOT A SPLIT EGG!"
Now I'm asking everyone very nicely: "will you please click it?"

[SlipKnoT]

Clicked. D:

[Fang]

ey thanks slipknot, I'm like totaly yay that it hatched. now if I get an adult I will be totaly HOT

[SlipKnoT]

HOT?!

[Fang]

or not?

[SlipKnoT]

asdfghjkl;'

[Fang]

tell me, do you think I'm a nice person?

[SlipKnoT]

Yes.

[Saruki]

Yeah, why not?

This post makes me join automatically.

[SlipKnoT]

aa

[Fang]

then the doctor looks into slipknots mouth

[SlipKnoT]

We like so much, the pain
We're spoiling at the knife
Pretend that the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And meet the friendly soul
I scream to why I'm lonely
The echo calls my life

If I ever
If I never
Make me want to stand up for whatever
Make me say
Make me pay
Make me understand you're there for me

Take this life
I'm right here
Stay a while and breathe me in

Take this life
I'm right here
Stay a while and breathe me in

When it comes down to victory within me
I know that we're in for days
No time to play
Why do you think I called upon you to take me on
Whittle me down to pieces
Put me back, do it right this time
Fight with me until the selfish help
Burn my house until I end up with nothing

If I ever
If I never
Make me want to stand up for whatever
Make me say
Make me pay
Make me understand you're there for me

Take this life
I'm right here
Stay a while and breathe me in

Take this life
I'm right here
Stay a while and breathe me in

These thoughts burn a hole in my heart
These thoughts will keep me feeling

These thoughts burn a hole in my heart
These thoughts will keep me feeling

If I ever
If I never
Make me want to stand up for whatever
Make me say
Make me pay
Make me understand you're there for me

Take this life
I'm right here
Stay a while and breathe me in

Take this life
I'm right here
Stay a while and breathe me in

[Saruki]

I CAN FEEL THE PRESSURE ITS GETTING CLOSER NOW YOURE BETTER OFF WITHOUT MEH

[SlipKnoT]

sdhjkl

[Fang]

come on, advertise things on PI dudes!
all come to the pokemon ranger RPG club in the pokemon chill out lounge!

[SlipKnoT]

GO TO THE SPAM THREAD.

IT'S SPAMMY THERE.

I CHECKED.

[Fang]

you? check'n things? oh c'mon! you must be jok'n!

[SlipKnoT]

COOKIES TASTE LIKE OTHER COOKIES SOMETIMES.

[green salamence]

*destroys America*
Never liked them very much...

[Fang]

*destroys china*
JAPAN > china

[green salamence]

No, sorry, no double post. but you may double post nowhere!
I'll delete your post
please don;t take things too seriously

anyways:
*destroyes china* AWAY WITH CHINA! JAPAN SHALL RULE!
Ahem? You double posted! WTF is going on here?
BTW,*destroys england*Away with the sarcastic humor!

[Fang]

I HAVENT DOUBLE POST! FOOL! I DON'T WANT A FLAMEWAR V_^

[SlipKnoT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeG-6bpeUkA