PLACE FOR SPAMMY POSTS!

[Nashua]

My wrists were hurting last night from typing too much.

[DJ Panic]

I don't wanna go to work today. It feels like a Monday but it is Friday.

[Nashua]

I have no school today.

You can kick me now.

[DJ Panic]

*Kicks*

I changed my name.

[Nashua]

I see. *kicks*

[Black Dragon]

*pokes*

[Nashua]

*throws water everywhere*

[K-dawG]

You guys are real spammers.

[Black Dragon]

I ate SPAM last night for dinner.

'twas a SPAM-wich, of course. ^

[K-dawG]

Mmmmmmm spam *drools*.

[Black Dragon]

*backs off slowly, reaching for grenade*

[K-dawG]

*Dies*

[Black Dragon]

*throws party*

[Nashua]

*takes all the sandwiches and spamwiches and runs*

[Black Dragon]

-'(

After I gave you all those points...

[Nashua]

Okay, fine.

*Gives BK an infinite amount of SPAMwiches and sandwiches made of cheese*

[Black Dragon]

Yummy, yummy, I got food in my tummy!

[Nashua]

I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer.
I get the picture!
I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer. Lalalalalalalalalala! Who's that baby deer on the lawn there-
Enough already!
Sorry.
Hey, I just had a thought. You can be our new food critic, one who doesn't poop everything he eats.
For me it takes several hours. </Simpsons>

[Black Dragon]

That wasn't really that funny. Or maybe I lost my soul. I just don't seem to be laughing anymore...

[Nashua]

You probably did. *whacks*

[Black Dragon]

I feel like crying, but I can't...

[Nashua]

I think that you sold your soul for a donut.

[Black Dragon]

I don't think I sold it...the last thing I sold was a bottle of Fanta for $1.00.

[Nashua]

Then take back the Fanta...methinks the person with the Fanta has it.

[Black Dragon]

Too bad he lives half a mile away from me. I'm too lazy to drive. Or walk. And besides, it's probably all glugged out already.

[Nashua]

No hope for you, then. -_-

[Black Dragon]

Eh. I'll pretend to laugh. Hahahahahahahahaha...no...

[Nashua]

Okay, I'll set up the barbecue.

Where's the spam?

[Black Dragon]

Right HERE (http://www.modernsurf.com/spam/spamanm.gif)!

[Nashua]

Right. I have the bread, mustard, kebabs, plates, hot dog buns, hamburger rolls and everything that spam goes on.

Including forums.

[Arielle]

SPAM is fun~ =D

[Black Dragon]

I don't get the point of using ~...

[K-dawG]

Well it's kinda hard to explain...

xD

[Black Dragon]

That sucks...

[Nashua]

What sucks?

[Black Dragon]

Karma Dude couldn't explain why CT and Sammi always use ~

[Nashua]

Okay, right.

And away I go Not really...:P

[Black Dragon]

I go to Dallas soon. It wasn't planned for this early, but...

[Nashua]

Nice. Have a nice trip.

[K-dawG]

But...

[Black Dragon]

But...?

[Nashua]

But...WHAT??!?!?!

[Arielle]

I must know!

[Nashua]

You will now know...this.

[Black Dragon]

Let's attack Karma Dude.

[Cookie Monster]

Let's attack Karma Dude.

Yush. >=)


CT and Sammi use "~" because it makes the tone of their sentence sound different at the end. D:

(x

[Black Dragon]

Oh. What's it supposed to sound like?

Up-and-down voice?

[Nashua]

Okay...but after this.

[Arielle]

CT and Sammi use "~" because it makes the tone of their sentence sound different at the end. D:

(x
No... it's because it makes it look pretty~ Get it right!

[Black Dragon]

Hey~

This ain't look so pretty...

[Cookie Monster]

D:


I'm always wrong...

;________;

[Black Dragon]

Actually, you were right that time...which makes you wrong.

[Nashua]

*is currently in thought*

I'm back, as usual.

[K-dawG]

Let's attack Karma Dude.

*Runs*

[Nashua]

*hits KD with a bat*

[Black Dragon]

*Pokes KD with a stick*

[K-dawG]

Ow!

[Nashua]

*throws waterballoons at KD*

[Black Dragon]

*Throws aluminum baseball bat at KD*

[Nashua]

*throws pie at KD*

[Black Dragon]

No, he'll like that! *catches pie, eats it, and throws cake at KD*

[Cookie Monster]

I shall protect my younger brother! >=(

...

Eh, maybe not. You guys have fun. *walks away*

[Nashua]

Hmmm....

*throws cheeseburgers at BK and KD*

[Black Dragon]

I just noticed that my name is a guy with sunglasses and a mustache frowning. xD

*throws SPAMwich at Nashua...and KD*

[Nashua]

*eats spamwich*

[Black Dragon]

Dang...

*throws printer at Nash*

[Nashua]

*dodges, throws banner at BK*

[Black Dragon]

*gets banned*

*throws cell phone at Nash*

EDIT: well, I'm leaving for Dallas now. I have to take me 2 dogs a shower, so I should be back in 30 minutes...for abouit 1-2 minutes, then I'm gone 'til Sunday evening.

[Nashua]

*talks on it for 3879282973 minutes*

*eats chocolate*

[Black Dragon]

*watches*

Read last EDIT. Last post for now, so...bye! Maybe I'll be back in 30, maybe not.

I had fun SPAMming this place up!

[Nashua]

I'll keep your UNs on!!

[Black Dragon]

Please don't.

Okay, I managed to squeeze in one last post. Now, I'm gone.

[Nashua]

Okay, fine.

[Black Dragon]

...and I'm back.

[Arielle]

What did I miss? @@

*is so tired* *falls over*

[Black Dragon]

Well, pretty much nothing.

[Nashua]

I just finished cooking.

No, it wasn't a sandwich.

[Black Dragon]

No, it wasn't a sandwich.

Of course it wasn't. Sandwiches don't take 1 hour to make...unlike the Subway sandwiches. Boy, those people are slow. >.>

[Nashua]

I could make a better sandwich in less time.

I had some fried scrapple. It was good. XDDDD

[Black Dragon]

You're making me hungry. And I already ate, so I'm trying to reduce my hunger.

Well, time to think about Arby's.

[Scary Fan Girl]

OMG. . .

OMG!

OMFG!!!!

-dies-

[Nashua]

What now, someone broke a pencil?

[Scary Fan Girl]

OMG. . . OMG. . . OMG! Oh mi gawd!!





























-dies- X_x

[Nashua]

I'm sick....NOT!! *burps*

*throws a spamwich in a bag*

[Black Dragon]

Guess what I'm playing now.

[Nashua]

What, a video game?!

[Black Dragon]

No.

Internet game. Name starts with L - P. Guess.

[Nashua]

Meh...I still have no idea.

Yeah, I'm lazy. :X

[K-dawG]

People enjoy throwing things at me. =(

[Arielle]

*throws a thing at MK*

8D

[K-dawG]

Ow that one hurt!

Anyway I'm trying to learn how to juggle I'm pretty good. =D

[Arielle]

I tried. I failed. XD

[K-dawG]

Its pretty easy once you get the hang of it just remember practice makes perfect. ;D

[Arielle]

I did practice. I still failed. XD

[K-dawG]

=P I guess I must just be a natural. xD

[Scary Fan Girl]

XDD

[Arielle]

Togepi, you better be on MSN. I'm getting on. >=O

[Scary Fan Girl]

I'm going to be on right now. XP Again. . . -hopes you're still on-

[Nashua]

Hehe....this post will selfdestruct soon.

[Scary Fan Girl]

No. . . it won't. o__O

Hopefully.

[Nashua]

It didn't. Yet.

[Arielle]

What didn't yet?
*is too lazy to read*

*shot* XD

[Nashua]

Self-destructing posts.

Like this one.

[Arielle]

Oh no! *dives*

[K-dawG]

Uhhhh when will it explode?

[Arielle]

Now!

*boom*

[Nashua]

I could have thought that THIS post was supposed to explode.

Wait...it did!!!! *runs*

[Arielle]

*runs too*

*hears a big BOOM*

[Nashua]

Crap. The exploding post killed everything...NOT!

[Cookie Monster]

Watch out for exploding CT's. It's happening right now. .___.;

*runs*

[Scary Fan Girl]

o__O Who's exploding?

O=

[Cookie Monster]

The chocolate addict (AKA Toge-chan) is exploding.

DD:

[Scary Fan Girl]

DDDDD= RUN!

-runs in circles-

[Nashua]

AHHH!!! Explooding thingies!!

*runs, tries to eat a burger, but it explodes*

[Arielle]

*laughs at exploding burger*
*computer explodes* x_X

[K-dawG]

AGGHHHH the keys on my keyboard are randomly blowing up!

[Black Dragon]

Aah, I got Flamin' Hot Cheetos on my keyboard!

[Nashua]

*the room explodes*

Ah, shoot.

*runs*

[Black Dragon]

Shoot? SHOOT?!

Okay.

*shoots Nash half to death, then throws grenade*

[Arielle]

Someone's violent today.

kkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiii mmmmmmmmmml,. XD

[Black Dragon]

My dog is better.

Woof!

-P

[Virtual Headache]

Wow, Sammi your cat must be kinda strange xD

[Nashua]

I live next door to someone with cats and I always hear some cats yelling and fighting.

One time, I was outside taking the trash out and I saw some baby kittens. They kept looking at me, then when I went in the house, the kittens kept pawing at the door, wanting to come in.

[Black Dragon]

aspdyghalsnlfdluhgauhga;uhg;huge;UHGEh;ga'ige

My cat's the coolest.

[Nashua]

I look at cats.

[Black Dragon]

Well, thank God my cat's a female.

[Nashua]

It will take a long time to reach the 4000th post.........

[Black Dragon]

I concur.

[Nashua]

Finally, someone with a sane mind!!!







Or not.

[Black Dragon]

Who, you? -_-

[Nashua]

I was referring to you...then I wasn't.

[Black Dragon]

I didn't think it was you that posted that one message...somehow, my brain said 'absol! at the disco'.

[Nashua]

Yeah, then your brain must die...a beer-related death.

[Black Dragon]

Yeah, then your brain must die...
Oh, no!

a beer-related death.
Phew...

[Nashua]

I meant aided by beer.

*drinks water*

[Black Dragon]

Meh.

[Arielle]

Wow, Sammi your cat must be kinda strange xD
It must be. :O

My cat typed pppppppppppppppppppppc once, we all thought it was awesome. XD

[K-dawG]

My Cats half Siamese so it makes some wierd noises... xD

[Black Dragon]

My dog once played the piano once. It was Middle C and D together. We thought he sucked.

[Scary Fan Girl]

laaaaaaalllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aa

[Black Dragon]

dsakjghncbjdsklajdmn,lfdjKClvsma;.dsvsnhdapcjhozl; cnkal

2. No more posts with only meaningless combinations of letters

Well, this sentence makes it okay. -p

[Nashua]

I once had a turtle.

[Black Dragon]

Uh-huh. And once, I had a mare named Beauty.

[Nashua]

I'm being serious here.



No, really.

[Black Dragon]

Oh...okay, scratch out the mare part.


I'm sorry for lying...I...*sigh*...I'll tell the truth. It was a dude.

[Nashua]

Okay.

I had some food today. Pizza. Spinach pizza.

[Black Dragon]

Uh-huh. And I had chicken strips.........okay, fine. I had chicken fingers...

[Nashua]

Spinach makes any normal person use the bathroom.

[Black Dragon]

...and you like that?

*shudder*

[Nashua]

No.

[Black Dragon]

Okay.

[Nashua]

So....how are things? Boring?

[Black Dragon]

Yeah. I think I'm gonna leave after a few posts.

[Nashua]

Oh, okay.

I might play a game of Sonic the Hedgehog 2.

[Black Dragon]

Well, I'm leaving now. I might be back later.

I'm going off to play SSBM and maybe Fire Emblem...

[Nashua]

I got bored.

[Black Dragon]

I'm back.

[Nashua]

Me too.

[Black Dragon]

"Grade A" SPAM right here...

[Arielle]

I want food. ;; We're having dinner soon~ YAY! XD

[Black Dragon]

Dinner? Y--...but...

It's not even 6 o' clock yet. Is that what you do every day? ...or at least a lot?

[Cookie Monster]

I'm so bored. I've been on pratically the whole day and the only one I've seen really on is BK.

Cure me from my boredom...NAO~!

[Black Dragon]

Cure? Who am I, the doctor? Oh, wait. I'll have to leave soon because I have to perform surgery on this one guy who has heart problems. Joey Jo-Jo, Jr. "Shabadoo", I think his name was.


If you didn't already guess, I was joking about the surgery. I'm not even past college yet. Heck, I haven't even started.

[Cookie Monster]

Yush. You will now be my official doctor. See where it says "|Sister: Toge-chan|Brother: Karma Dude|" in my sig?
I have a spot for you right there that could say that you're my doctor. ;]

[Black Dragon]

Okay. You get everything at half price, but there's a 99% chance that you'll die if you ever have surgery and get me as one of the surgeons. Fair trade, no?

Now...where's the family thread? (gimme a link, or it'll be 45% instead of the original 50% off...er)

[Cookie Monster]

99% chance of dying? Hmmm...You drive a good deal BK, I'll take it.

You're now my official doctor that cures my boredom. *sigs*

Yep, you should join the PI family. http://piforums.paulhq.com/showthread.php?t=1565

Do you by any chance know any mental doctors? Toge-chan might need help.

[Nashua]

Heh...I don't like thunderstorms that much. Daytime, I don't mind, but if they occur at night, then that is a whole different story.

[Black Dragon]

Do you by any chance know any mental doctors? Toge-chan might need help.

Dr. Marvin Monroe or Dr. Diamond are the only two people I know that can do it [without inducing hypnosis or any other kind of bull-honkey].

I don't think I can.

[Cookie Monster]

Nash (OMFG a nick nam...ish for you) - Thunderstorms scare you? o: You shouldn't be that scared of them. How scared of them are you?
BK - XD Ah well, I was hoping someone can help mah sister. :(

[Black Dragon]

Nash (OMFG a nicknamish for you)

I think that's been her nickname for quite a while. In real life, on the forums since...well, a long time ago, whatever.


I like saying whatever now. Gah, it's so addictive, or maybe fun, or cure my boredom, whatever. GAH! I SAID IT AGAIN!

[Nashua]

CU-That depends on when they occur. If in the daytime, I don't care. In the nighttime, the lightning freaks me out, so I end up turning the light on.

BK-To be exact, it was October of last year.

[Black Dragon]

Back when I joined SPPf, huh? Ahh, the good ol' days, back when I made a C on my report card, got grounded, and finally snuck my way back in...

[Nashua]

Yup. You were known as Loco Dude back then. I was known as Nashua, we started posting at the TOA thread at SPPF, and months later, look now.

[Black Dragon]

Look? Oh...now I'll never get to pee...


(that was a Simpsons funny quote at wiki)

[Nashua]

I no function ice well without.

Yeah, a Simpsons quote ripoff.

[Black Dragon]

Simpson quotes are funny. Most of the time.

Bart: This underpass smells like urine!
Homer: They all do.
Bart: Fresh urine.
Homer: *zipper sound*

[Nashua]

Moe: "Moe's Tavern."
Bart: "Is Mr. Freely there?"
Moe: "Who?"
Bart: "Freely. First initials, I.P."
Moe: "Hold on, I'll check. (calls out) Is I.P. Freely here? I.P. Freely?"

One of Bart's many prank calls. The one that failed was when Bart was looking for a "Hugh Jass".

[Black Dragon]

I remember that one. I even posted it at FF.

Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart: Is there a Mrs. Hugginkiss?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Hugginkiss. First name is Amanda.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check.
Moe (calls out): Hello? Is there Amanda Hugginkiss? I need Amanda Hugginkiss. Oh, why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss? *sigh*
Carl: Maybe your standards are too high. (everyone laughs, and Moe makes one of his many threats to kill whoever called)

[Nashua]

Here's another one.

Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart, not again!
Bart: (dials the phone) Aw, where's your sense of humor, man?
Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart: Hello, is Al there?
Moe: Al?
Bart: Yeah, Al. Last name: Coholic.
Moe: Lemme check... Phone call for Al. Al Coholic! Is there an Al Coholic there? (bar denizens laugh) Wait a minute... Listen, you yellow-bellied jackass, if I ever find out where you are, I'm gonna kill you!

[Black Dragon]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i37/Knight_In_Shining_Armor/MadFace.jpg

Should've added a speech balloon, but...

[Nashua]

Hehe...It looks okay. I'm not really an expert on drawing, though.

[Black Dragon]

Keep in mind that I spent 5 minutes on this. Switching between tools took about 1 minute, and the rest, well...it takes mad skills. I'm talkin' angry.

[Nashua]

The skills you need when in a killing mood.

Seinfeld is almost over.

[Black Dragon]

I'm bored...as usual.

[Nashua]

Well, both of us are bored. That leaves to create.....

[K-dawG]

Bleh my dad bought was feeling really random today and bought me a wait...

BOB MARLEY ALBUM!!!!11111!!!

I was all like WTH!?

[Nashua]

I stayed up til 2:45 AM last night. Frasier was on TV that time.

[Black Dragon]

I went to bed at 12:30. I started playing games at around 9:45, so that's why I left.

[Nashua]

Oh, okay. I was lurking at Serebii and various other forums.

[Arielle]

Lurking is fun~ /random

[Nashua]

Yup. I don't want to use the bathroom right now.

[Black Dragon]

O.o


Why are you always talking about that magical place?

[Nashua]

I'm not always talking about that.

Not right now.

[Black Dragon]

Well, you've mentioned it more than I have...

[Nashua]

I like video game music. For some reason, that's all I've been listening to for a while.

[Arielle]

Video game music is good~ =D

I have the opening to Chrono Cross on my mp3 player. It RULES. XD

[Black Dragon]

There's this one site where this guy transcribes game music onto the piano.

[Nashua]

Where is it?

Real clever, naming yourself as Burger King at another forum. </sarcasm>

[Black Dragon]

www.gamemusicthemes.com

That isn't advertising, right? If it is, then just take it out, and don't warn me. ;D

[Virtual Headache]

OMG you are warned















..j/k
It's fine since it was the current topic (and it also wasn't a forum link).

[Nashua]

That's good. Yippee. I have nothing to say.


Then again, I just said this.

[Scary Fan Girl]

O=< You guys talking in my back! ;0;

[Nashua]

What, that's a problem now?

I'm awfully hungry right now.

[Virtual Headache]

Then eat something :O

[Nashua]

I know. I just had some crackers.

[Protest The Hero]

Every time I go to Guitar Center, I always want to smash a guitar. Is that healthy?

(Crackers are good :P )

[Scary Fan Girl]

XDD That's not healthy. o.o;;;

Lalalala~ xD

[Black Dragon]

Every time I go to a music store, I want to poke someone with a clarinet...

[Virtual Headache]

lol

That's sounding evil xD

[Black Dragon]

We've all got an evil organ in our body.

For me, it's the heart. 8D

[Arielle]

I have an evil, erm, eye! XD *shot*

[Black Dragon]

I have an eye for evilness. ;-)

The one that looks like kinda slanted is the evil one...

[Arielle]

That's a wink though. ;_;

^.~

[Black Dragon]

It can be two things. The smiley is multi-tasking. xD

[K-dawG]

I never knew smilies could do that! xD

[Black Dragon]

Smileys have unimaginable power.

[Protest The Hero]

God help us if anyone ever harnesses the full power of smilies :/

[Black Dragon]

I have. ;-)


There's this member at SPPf named Yellow Bommen who uses text smileys in almost every single post.

They range from ^^ to ^_^ to ^.^...very optimistic and friendly.

[Protest The Hero]

^ then God help us :O

I went to Guitar Center last night, and several friends and I had a competition on who will play with the most expensive guitar that we can get our hands on, I came in second by playing a 12-string acoustic guitar (Pirced at $6,500 USD) A friend of mine played a $8,000 USD classic 50's style gibson electric guitar, thus making him the winner,

And making me want to smash the 12-string acoustic guitar over his head as a congradulations

[Black Dragon]

You're really nice. >.>

I've never played a 12-string guitar before...

[Protest The Hero]

Bleh, he knows i'm cool, and if I did do it, he'd know that it was a joke (a very cruel one) and laugh with me,

Besides, he would have done the same to me :P

and 12-strings feel weird at first, because each string is doubled-up, so every time you hit a string, you hit two. But you get used to them really fast

[Nashua]

Napping at night sucks because you would have to go to sleep again.

[Black Dragon]

^ I won't bother to take that in all at once.

[Nashua]

I can't sleep. Yay.

[Arielle]

That always sucks. ><

[Black Dragon]

I went to PC, posted 2 posts, then the database error thing came up. >.<

[Arielle]

I can't see any posts right now. >< I wasn't even done doing my rounds ;_;

[Black Dragon]

This sucks. Well, everything does. This just sucks more than everything else.

[Scary Fan Girl]

oO; Uhh. . . -runs away-

[K-dawG]

I need something to do I have nothing!

[Nashua]

Okay. *gives KD a pie*

[K-dawG]

Yay *eats pie*.

Mmmmm it was steak and and kidney.

[Black Dragon]

Kidney?

*retch*


In the comics, I noticed that they use -[insert action]- instead of *[insert action]*

[Nashua]

Right.

Oh, no. I think I have yet another obsession. GAAACK!!

[K-dawG]

Yes kidney *drools*.

[Cookie Monster]

Another obsession? o0;

*runs to bomb shelter*

[Black Dragon]

Next thing you know, he'll be wantin' a cow kidney and a cow pie.

[K-dawG]

well its pretty much the same thing. xD

[Black Dragon]

No, cow pies are much tastier. 'Specially when they've been bakin' in the sun, turned black, and melted into a pile of black goo...

[Protest The Hero]

^ have you ever tried staring into space? it helps kill time

> went paintballing last night. the funny/crappy/ironic thing was, I was the only one in my group who diddnt wear gloves, and what happened?

I got shot in the hand at close range. Close enough for it to puncture my skin and cause it to bleed and not stop shaking for a while :/

I think i'll invest in some gloves next time I go

[Scary Fan Girl]

XD Random-nii. . . paintball hurts. X-x -remebers HS festival- >> << >> << >>

[Black Dragon]

I remember the 8th grade "High School Initiation Day", or HSID...I...it's too sad. I remember my 8th Grade friend getting mauled by paintballs. He was shot right in the muscle...by me. -sniff-

I'm bored.

[Scary Fan Girl]

. . . Lalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaa~

[Black Dragon]

I'm skinny, not cute at all, and have reallly sparkly eyes.

Please don't kill me. T_T

Everything I said about me was untrue. Except for the not cute.

I'm not fat not skinny. And I'm not cute. About the sparkly eyes...well, that might be true.

[Scary Fan Girl]

Sparkly eyes are cute~ =3

. . . Ed's cute. =3

And, Yuuki is even cuter~ <3

[Black Dragon]

Sparkly eyes are not cute...on me...well, maybe.

I'll just find a picture of me. I have a picture on the internet from 6 years ago...some photographer thought I was "adorable".

I'll have to find it.

EDIT: I don't like it. It's all me with my super-short hair. I like my hippie-hair a little more. Well, 6 inches qualifies as Hippie-Hair, right? And it's only my hair. ;_;

[Nashua]

I like bubble wrap.

[Protest The Hero]

I like popping bubble wrap :D

[Nashua]

That's even better.

[Protest The Hero]

Heh heh heh, I haven't heard this song in years:

"Particle man, Particle man, Doing the thnigs a particle can. Whats he like? I'ts not important, Particle man. Is he a dot? Or, is he a spec? When he's underwater does he get wet? Or, does the water get him insted? Nobody knows, Particle man.

Triangle man, Triangle man. Triangle man hates particle man, they have a fight, Triangle wins. Triangle man. =D