Corrupt-A-Wish

[Cookie Monster]

We need funner [is that even a word?] games in here. Just a neat little game I saw in another forum.

You make a wish, and then the next poster grants it. However, their wish isn't suppose to go as planned.

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Example:

Person 1: I wish that my DS charger would work.
Person 2: Wish granted, but then you lose your DS.

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Get it?



I wish a had a bottle of soda.

[Sakura]

You get the soda, but its flat.
This is on serebii btw

I wish I could have enough money to by a wi-fi USB

[Raz]

You get the wi-fi usb, but you lose it.

I wish I had a shiney Aggron.

[Sharp]

You get the Shiny Aggron but then you turn off without saving.

I wish we have warmer weather.

[Umbreunatic]

You get warmer weather but you get thudnerstorms with it

I wish pokemon were real

[Virtual Headache]

They are real, but they are dangerous and taking over the world o.o

I wish I had holidays right now...

[Umbreunatic]

You get your holidays and as bonus some homework of your mum since she finds out you have time to clean the home

I wish I could fly

[D'Artas]

You can fly but it only works in aeroplanes.

I wish I could read minds.

[Ben Kenobi]

You get mind-reading abilities but are abducted by the government.

I wish I could get new and powerful speakers.

[kippkipp]

you do but you mom thows them out cuz there too loud

i wish that jynz's cry didnt give me headachs

[D'Artas]

It doesn't, but only because I made Pokémon stop existing.

I wish I was God. (now that's what I call megalomania!)

[kippkipp]

your him but you get put under so much pressure you die

i wish i never had to go to school

[Sharp]

You din't go school and it got you back later in life with lack of education.

I wish I was rich.

[kippkipp]

you are but your sister spend it all on cloths

i wish poop smelled good:XD::XD::XD:

[Raz]

It dose smell good, but then you realise, that was only an air freshiner.

I wish I could fly.

[D'Artas]

You can fly, but you're forced to be subject to rigorous and intrusive examinations by scientists for the rest of your life to find out why and how.

I wish I knew everything.

[Raz]

You do know everything, but then you wake up and realise it was a dream.

I wish I had super powers.

[SHTR]

You do, but everyone does, and you arent special

I wish weeks were 8 days long, with a 3 day weeked.

[Liberate]

Which unfortunately gave people one more school/work day


I wish all 360 fan boys will fall into a ditch and die where they would be continuously A$$ r4p3d by satan and hitler

[Sakura]

you also fall into the ditch ;_;

i wish i had more pets.

[Raz]

You do get more pets, but they drive you crazy.

I wish I had my own theme park.

[SHTR]

You do, but all the rides are for little kids

I wish I could play the Baker Street solo. Wait, I dont need to wish. YIPPEEE

Well, I wish my best friend could hear me PLAY the Baker Street solo

[King toad]

Granted, but you can only play it with a pen, a comb and some paper. Anything else and you're buggered.


I want to be Presidant of France.

[Ben Kenobi]

You are but the country gets invaded by the Americans and the French military surrenders, meaning you have to relinquish control.

I wish I could pass through solid objects.

[Texas Ranger]

Granted but you must break the object first.

I wish I was the coach of the Ottowa Senators

[King toad]

Granted. If by the Ottowa Senators, you mean the Ottowa Cricket Club of Senators club.

I want to be Maddox.

[D'Artas]

You are, but nobody knows you exist.

I wish I had a nice, warm apple pie.

[SBJ95]

Granted, but it's so warm it burns your mouth badly.

I wish summer break would last forever.

[D'Artas]

It does, but eternal summer causes havoc with the ecosystem leading to the death of everyone and everything.

I wish I could kill people with the power of my thoughts.

[SBJ95]

Granted, but you also kill yourself with your own thoughts.

I wish we had the technological resources of the 24th century.

[D'Artas]

You do, but you kill yourself and the rest of humanity in an attempt to harness the power of Omega molecules. (Yup, I be a trekkie)

I wish cow-showjumping was a real sport.

[Texas Ranger]

Grabted but you are killed by PETA as the inventor of a cruel sport

I wish I could run faster than the scream.

[SHTR]

Granted, but you burn your feet

I wish I could sing like Meatloaf

[Texas Ranger]

Granted, but meatloaf does not have a voice, but it tastes good.

I wish I could play Piano

[D'Artas]

You can, but only alone in locked rooms wearing earmuffs.

I wish for world peace. Actually, I wish for universal peace in which no life can be ended. (eat that, next poster :P)

[King toad]

Granted. But you have a REALLY bad fetish of eating animals.

I want to see Chuck Norris and Jesus fight.

[Raz]

You do, but after the fight you have ammesia (Dunno how you spell it) and forget all about it.

I wish I had a time machine.

(Yeah 500th post)

[Sakura]

You do but it breaks down and takes you to a parrelell dimension where onion flavored rabbits kill people with spagetti beards.

I wish everything in the world was perfect and that nothing abnormal ever happened and life was still fufilling.

[Texas Ranger]

You go stir crazy and become homicidal.

I wish I could see cops beating up hippies.

[D'Artas]

Granted, but the hippies are actually your parents.

I wish for complete and total control over my headteacher.

[Texas Ranger]

Granted, but you need to be with in 30 ft. of him because you inbvested in cheap string.

I wish I had more cookie dough.

[SHTR]

Granted, but you eat too much, and puke your stomach out, causing you to die a painful death

Granted, but meatloaf does not have a voice, but it tastes good.

I meant Meatloaf the singer

I wish D'Artas was online more often

[Sakura]

Granted but he is only online when your not.

I wish I had a milkshake.

[Raz]

Granted, but as soon as you get it, it spills all over you.

I wish my Ds would never come off.

[Sakura]

It never comes of but it is broken.

I wish raz would hurry up with the next comic ;)

[§Ellie§]

granted, it comes out crappy :P

I wish for Justin to be here :3

[Sakura]

granted, but your not here.

[Raz]

Um your suposed to...........oh never mind

I wish more people read my comics.

[Black Ice]

Wish granted, but you get crappy reviews.

I wish that I could go back in time.

[Raz]

You can but then you get stuck in time.

I wish I could go through walls.

[D'Artas]

Granted, but you cannot move in anything else.

I wish I could write the perfect novel.

[§Ellie§]

Granted, but everything you write on burns up.

I wish that I could do what I wanted whenever I wanted.

[D'Artas]

You can, but go mad with power and destroy yourself and the world by causing World War III.

I wish I could talk to cows.

[Raz]

You can, but you later end up becoming one.

I wish a stoped having nightmares.

[§Ellie§]

Granted, you never sleep anymore and you die from exhaustion.

I wish for a pair of fluffy slippers that won't explode or do anything bad.

[D'Artas]

Granted, but you dissolve into tears when you could have wished for so much more.

I wish I was Gandalf.

[SHTR]

Granted, but I hate JRR Tolkein's work sooooo much, I burn the books, and you DIE!

I wish Ye Olde Sprite Shoppe was more Populare

[§Ellie§]

Granted, but it gets deleted

I wish no one was ever mad at me.

[Black Ice]

Wish granted, but then we all die.

I wish that this wish would not backfire (are we allowed to say that?).

[§Ellie§]

Granted, but it defeats the purpose of the game, so then it does backfire, creating a paradox that destroys the space-time continuum (sp?)

uh... I wish that made sense XD

[Black Ice]

Wish granted, but your post would have to divide by zero, thus creating a time paradox. (you have to change that post for it to make sense. >.>)

I wish I were smart(er).

[D'Artas]

You become smarter but only by half an IQ point.

I wish every possible bad thing could happen to me, and I would be forced to endure the suffering that would come without dying until the very end. (:P)

[§Ellie§]

Granted, but you get another wish so you can stop it

I wish that people wouldn't try to stump us ;P

[WiFiFX]

Granted, but you get another wish so you can stop it

I wish that people wouldn't try to stump us ;P

you're not stumped...But instead, you are turned into a tree stump. xD

I wish I wouldn't have to sleep, I recharge my body some other way.....(Nerdy one, I know.)

[D'Artas]

Granted but you end up committing suicide due to the extreme boredom that ensues.

I wish I caused the Big Bang.

[WiFiFX]

Granted but you end up committing suicide due to the extreme boredom that ensues.

I wish I caused the Big Bang.

You cause the big bang but it ends up only being in your house, exploding it, never to be heard of again.

I wish I didn't wish.

[D'Artas]

(Uh...) Granted, but therefore that wish never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist, but therefore it never existed and so was never granted, and so it did exist...

I wish I was Ash's Pikachu.

[SBJ95]

Granted, but you get hurt really bad in a battle and Nurse Joy can't help you, so you die.

I wish time would let me control it, and auto-correct any sticky wickets.

[Raz]

It dose. but your only allowed to go into the future.

I wish ice cream would never melt but still taste good.

[D'Artas]

Granted, but it doesn't even melt in your mouth and you end up choking on it.

I wish I could have a licence to kill (mwahahahahaha...)

[Raz]

Granted, but your only allowed to kill a person once per 1000 years!

I wish I was the rich person one the planet.

[SBJ95]

Granted, but the bank where you store your funds is broken into and all of your fortune is stolen, leaving you poorer than before.

I wish my dog wouldn't have died.

[D'Artas]

Granted, but instead it's in a perpetual coma.

I wish my school holidays had started.

[SBJ95]

Granted, but they only last for 5 days.

I wish today was actually yesterday, and tomorrow was today, and we are living in the present... o_O

[D'Artas]

Granted, but you mess up time so bad that you create an anti-time rupture that causes the human race to have never existed. (TNG ftw)

I wish everyone who read that would understand it and laugh for a brief moment before moving on to something else.

[SBJ95]

Wish granted, but they move on towards assimilating the human race, notably you. (Borg ftw)

I wish I could destabilize the central government, giving me the power to impeach Bush and appoint someone much better. xD

[D'Artas]

Granted but...

(um...)

(er...)

...oh forget it, I just can't see any possible negative consequences of getting rid of George Bush.

I wish I was Irish.

[SBJ95]

rofl...Granted, but you become so disappointed that you don't have an Irish accent that you destroy yourself.

I wish that the floor of the room above me would collapse, leaving me completly unscathed, but scaring my sister really bad.

(Nice one about Bush! xD)

[Nashua]

Granted, but it falls on you.

I wish that I could think of something creative to say now.

[kippkipp]

you do but your compter scewed up

i wish i had every pokemon game and system(4 tha gamez)and had 4 controlers 4 each console

[Raz]

Granted, but they don't work.

I wish someone would give me something good to wish for.

[SBJ95]

Granted, but it doesn't come true.

I wish I had a working Arwing sitting in the driveway. (Starfox, fyi)

[Avegaille]

Granted but I have no idea how they look like... xD;;

Wishes Solana's outfit can be bought in stores... 8D

[Black Ice]

Wish granted, but they're $999999 apiece.

I wish that I could fly.

[Comis Patronus]

Granted but you're occassionally pulled towards the sun.

I wish I had a Corvette Stingray.

~@};-

[Avegaille]

Granted, but they look like chocolates...

I wish I could have an NDS... 8D

[Black Ice]

Granted, but it doesn't have batteries.

I wish I had a life.

I'm serious.

[Virtual Headache]

You do, but every else stops doing so.

I wish my life was full of adventures.

[Comis Patronus]

Granted but there will be times of peril and chaos.

I wish that I could be more optimistic.

~@};-

[Avegaille]

Granted, but your optimism annoys people...

I wish I had better Internet...

[kippkipp]

granted,but cheese falls on the computer,destroying it


i wish that i was an extremly hyper radioactive tutwig(not an extremly hyper radioactive mudkip,which iz wat i am)

[King toad]

Granted. But you're a Digimon.

I wish I was green.

[kippkipp]

you are but you get teased cuz your weried

i wish i could find all my lost sockz

[SHTR]

You do, but the odour from years of foot odour + dust mites makes you pass out.

I wish D'Artas's Jamboree would finish soon

[King toad]

It does, but you lose your eyes and ears in a freak bingo accident seconds prior.


I wish the blue screen of death would haunt me no more.

[SBJ95]

Granted, but we 'accidentally' overwrite your hard drive with pseudorandom data.

I wish PI was super active.

[Sakura]

Granted, But you die D:

I wish I was a poor person living in the slums of Africa.

[King toad]

Granted, but then Bob Geldof comes with his magical powers and sings your poverty away.

I wish I was Mongolian.

[Ben Kenobi]

You are but you have to compete with camels everyday.

I wish 2 + 2 DID equals 5.

[§Ellie§]

Granted, but all logic fails and everything blows up

I wish Justin was here D:

[Nashua]

Granted, but he leaves the forums.

I wish that my stomachache would go away.

[§Ellie§]

granted, but you get a worse headache

I wish... um... that I never had to go to school

[Nashua]

Granted, but you stay in school for the rest of your life.

I wish that school would start soon.

[Guyinamask]

Granted you become a drop out.

I wish my EV training was done with.

[§Ellie§]

granted, but all of your Pokemon have the worst natures and six 0's for IV's

I wish that I never had to do what I didn't want to.

[Guyinamask]

Granted you get nothing done in life.

I wish I had more Shinies.

[Sakura]

Granted, but there all shiny Bidoof, and are hAxX{}[]rZ and glitched up.

[SBJ95]

...You forgot to.......ah, well, forget it.

I wish I knew for sure whether the $150 Linux laptop is legit.

[King toad]

You do, it isn't.

I wish I had my own house.

[SBJ95]

Granted, it falls apart as soon as you buy it.

I wish I didn't have to make any tough decisions.

[SHTR]

You dont, but thats because your brain falls out your ear, and you are left on life support, giving someone ELSE the hard decisions

I wish I knew what to wish

[King toad]

Granted, you wish for nothing.

I wish I had my own private army.

[Virtual Headache]

You do, but they decide to rebel against you.

I wish I wasn't that shy.

[SBJ95]

You aren't, but you become so loud mouthed that you make a fool of yourself and everybody avoids you.

I wish my friend would call me back and still be my friend.

[King toad]

He does, but suddenly catches rabies and travels Europe, thus causing instant infection and ruining the world for 230 years, until a small boy from Estonia, rises and takes control of Europe and blitz's through Eurasia, soon making it the greatest empire ever. The boy soon dies of rabies, so his older brother takes charge, and siezes all of Africa , thus controling 3/6 continents.. Australia and Canada stop their on going war to form an alliance and attacks the Estonian Empire. Honduras, the world's leading power before Estonia, persuades all of South America to join. The USSAING, ravaged by the bastardly power of George Bush Jr Jr Jr Jr, decides to stay neutral. The war goes well for the Austro-Canadian alliance, capturing back Siberia, Japan, Iberia and South Africa. They try to push further in, but the defense of Estonia is too strong, and for 6 years, all advances are stopped. This is until a Lativian fisherman accidently pushes of the Antatic king of an iceberge, bringing the Antartic into the war. Everything buggers up for Estonia, until a Scotsman, and Aussie, a Canuck and a Greek all get into a fish, causing their countries to go AWOL and instantly declare war on each other. Estonia starts to expand once again and takes control from Poland, to Bulgaria, and to Pakistan. The world's leaders decide to prevent any more warfare, and makes peace with Estonia, and with each other. All until 2459....


I wish that I could go to Sweden.

[SlipKnoT]

You do, but Sweden blows up in a freak, unseen accident.

I wish that I had 1 dollar.

[SBJ95]

Granted, but it's counterfeit and you get in trouble with the cops.

I wish that school would never have to start.

[King toad]

It doesn't. however you a forced to work at McDonalds, as Ronald McDonald.


I wish that I had pink hair.

[§Ellie§]

Granted, it's flammable pink hair and you get too close to a fire.

I wish for SPPf to not lag all the time :P

[Saruki]

Wish granted, but nobody comes to SPPF anymore.

I wish I didn't have to take the bus to school...

[Nashua]

Granted, but you then have to take the bus everywhere you go.

I wish I could get rid of this paper block.

[SHTR]

Granted, but it blocks you o_O

I wish life was easier than this, but still hard enough that I end up beccomming a doctor. I just wish for a peaceful life, where no problems can happen, no wishes can come undone and all is right.

[kippkipp]

Grated...but james bond kills you for making everything boring...

I wish i could find a lot of magicarp and feebas all on the same floor on my mystery dungeon

[SHTR]

Granted........... but the MagiKarp attack for for accepting their clones, forcing the Magicarp down your throat and making you die and slow, painful and fishy death

I wish for Dan to always be online when Im online, and to be able to talk, and for us to be friends (Teehee, trying to avoid having the wish corrupted is fun)

[$TeamRocketRocks$]

Granted....Dan Is always on line, but then gets hit by a car and dies.

I wish I could meet Team Rocket especially James!

[Ben Kenobi]

You do, but you're trapped in the anime for the rest of your life.

I wish I could walk on water.

[Saruki]

Granted, but now you can't walk on land.

I wish for a placebo pill.

[D'Artas]

Granted, but it tastes like someone's already eaten it once.

I wish I could speak all languages fluently.

[SHTR]

Granted, but Martian's take you away for Test Studying.

I wish Ye Olde Sprite Shoppe got more customers.

[D'Artas]

Granted, but all of them want me to fill the requests :P

I wish I had the discipline to finish a novel.

[Ben Kenobi]

You gain the discipline but you do nothing but write novels all day.

I wish I could jump higher.

[D'Artas]

You can, but you break loose of the earth's gravity and are doomed to float around in space for all eternity.

I wish everybody loved me :)

[Saruki]

Granted, but then everybody hates you after today.

I wish my throat wasn't scratchy.

[Osurukashi]

Granted, it isn't scratchy but you lost your voice.

I wish I had a chocolate bar..

[SHTR]

You do.

BUT ITS MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP. THE WORST KIND OF CHOCOLATE TO EVER SHOW ITS EVIL FACE AMONGST THIS STRANGE CHOCOLATE OBSESSED PLANET

I wish Ro would aknowledge me again

[Saruki]

I like Mint Chocolate Chip, you freak.

Anyways, Ro acknowledges you, but dies shortly after.

I wish I could watch Borat again.

[Oversoul]

Granted, but you can never see it again ever afterwards.

I wish i could find a cure for insomnia.

[Osurukashi]

Granted, you do, but then you never wake up.

(I love mint choc-chip too)

I wish I could sing well.

[§Ellie§]

Granted, but the sound of your voice kills people

I wish that I could never be unhappy.

[Osurukashi]

Granted, but everyone around you is always unhappy.

I wish I had a new rubber (eraser)

[Saruki]

Granted, but it gets stuck in your throat.

Luckily, you don't die, but surgery costs a lot.

I wish I knew who Craig David was/is.

[Nashua]

Granted, but he fades into obscurity, causing you to never know anything about the guy.

I wish we had snow.

[King toad]

Granted, but global warming kicks it's arse.

I wish I had slightly fatter cheeks.

[Saruki]

Granted, but then you get a fat arse.

I wish it would never be cold in Canada.

[King toad]

Granted, you live happily ever after.

For about a few seconds before you melt your arse of.

I wish that the next person will type arse.

[Saruki]

Granted. Arse.

Now something indecent gets stuck up your bum-oley.

I wish I had a pet Manatee.

[Oversoul]

Granted.but it eats you for some reason.

I wish i wasn't skint. >:

[Osurukashi]

Granted, but when you have it, you don't want to buy anything.

I wish my Wi-Fi on my DS would work.

[Saruki]

Granted, but it smells like vomit.

i WIsh kno 1 wud evah typ liek tiZZ1!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111

[kippkipp]

Granted.but you never make sence and every one hates ya 4 it!!!!!11111!!!one!!!!11111111

i wish i caugt every pokemon EVA!!

[Saruki]

Granted, but you lose them all the minute you get 'em.

I wish I knew ?

[kippkipp]

granted but you forget

i wish i could find a male Jynx

[D'Artas]

Granted but Pokémon games come under fire for such a controversial idea and end up being banned.

I wish monsters were real on Halloween.

[SlipKnoT]

Monsters do become real, but when you find one, it shoots you in the eye and... lets just say "suprise buttsecks".

I wish I modded the Chill Out Lounge.

[ino]

wish granted except you get trapped in the middle


I wish I could turn into a Vaporeon

[SlipKnoT]

You do, but you are caught by a trainer instantly, and you spend your entire life in a Pokeball.

I wish that I had a million dollars.

[Osurukashi]

Granted, but you feel empty and end up burning it all.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

[SlipKnoT]

You back is healed, but as you go to get up the next morning, you fall down and hit your head, giving you a concussion.

I wish that I knew how to get vids onto YouTube. -_-

[Fang]

grante, but your brain can't stand the presure of learning it =D

I wish I was a good cometieve breeder with much patience…

[Nashua]

Granted, but you lose your breeding skills.

I wish I didn't eat too much last night.

[SlipKnoT]

Granted, but the next day, Earth explodes. GO FIGURE.

I wish that I owned a planet.

[Anthony / Torchic]

Granted, But you'll freeze to death

I wish I could have a wish

[SlipKnoT]

You get one, but you use it trying to figure out what to wish for.

I wish I got to meet Slipknot.

[Anthony / Torchic]

Granted, but then I'll have to kill you

I Wish I'd Die

[SlipKnoT]

You do.

I wish that I owned PI.

[Anthony / Torchic]

Granted, but then the Internet will shut down...

I wish I was 4 lol

[SlipKnoT]

You get your wish. Now you're an immature brat with bladder problems. WOOT~

I wish that I was 13 forever.

[Ben Kenobi]

Granted, but you can never get a job.

I wish I had a high salary job.

[SlipKnoT]

You get one, but you're instantly fired from it for sleeping with your supervisor's daughter.

I wish that I had a turkey sandwich.

[Ben Kenobi]

You get one but the turkey's a little dry.

I wish I could be the first person on Mars.

[SlipKnoT]

You are, but it turns out that there's no oxygen on Mars. You die. =(

I wish that I modded SPPf.

[Ben Kenobi]

You do but then you start receiving complaints from lots of members and decide you want to undo the wish.

I wish I had better fighting skills.

[K-dawG]

Wish granted, but the moment you get your fighting skills you get killed in a drive by.

[SlipKnoT]

You didn't wish for anything... -_-

I wish that my iPod was fully charged.

[SBJ95]

Granted, but then it blows up.

I wish my computer was ready to install Linux onto.

[SlipKnoT]

Granted, but then your computer gets a freak virus and shuts off. : (

I wish that I was the strongest man in the world.

[SBJ95]

Granted, but you're so strong your heart causes your veins to blow up.

I wish for more sleep.

[SlipKnoT]

You get it when you're hit by a car, and stay in a coma for 4 months.

I wish that System of a Down would return from their hiatus. ;;

[Fang]

They did, but died

I wish that there were more people klicking my eggs. and adopting one too…

[SlipKnoT]

Granted, but your sig is deleted and you lose all trace of the eggs.

I wish that I owned PI.

[Xyrin]

Granted, but you loose al your money so you couldn't pay for it so you gave it back.

I wish I wished nothing.

[SlipKnoT]

Granted. But, by wishing for nothing, you wished for something.

I wish I had a gold necklace.

[Majin]

Granted, but it gets so tight that you choke to death >D

I wish I had a 20 months holiday.

[SlipKnoT]

Granted. On the first day you're stabbed by a serial killer.

I wish I was famous.

[Majin]

Granted, but I take a photo of you dancing in the bathroom and show it to everyone, making you lose your reputation.

I wish I was immortal.

[SlipKnoT]

Granted. You live to see everyone you love and ever will love die, and you live to see the world go to hell.

I wish I was blue.

[Majin]

Granted, but the world thinks you're an alien so they do experiments on you.

I wish that I could see my online friends.

[Golden_Shaymin]

Granted, but there all werid-os (But not me xDD) and kill you

I wish my AR was fixed again

[Majin]

Granted, but it explodes >D

I wish my lovebirds aren't scared of me ;_;

[kippkipp]

granted they hate you instead

i wish i had a magic buckit

[SlipKnoT]

Granted, I steal ur buckit.

I wish I had a walrus with a bucket.

[Golden_Shaymin]

Granted but the Walrus eats the bucket and then eats you and everything/everyone you love/like.

I wish I was TWO YEARS OLDER

[Fang]

instead of becoming 2 years older you become 2 years younger!

Wish I had a monkey army

[kippkipp]

granted,but a monkey rebel commands your army to flinf poo at you D:

i wish i had never thrown up before

[Majin]

Granted, but you explode >P

I wish I had an Infernape irl

[SlipKnoT]

Granted, it abuses you.

I wish I had a pet turtle.

[Majin]

Granted, but it dies.

I wish that I could download every song I like at once.

[kippkipp]

granted but ur ipod expoldes

[Majin]

A wish?

I wish uh....I wish umm....I wish I was immortal, hooray, hooray, I wish I was immortal, immortal, immortal...8DDDD *bored*

[SBJ95]

Granted, but you are always sick with the flu.

I wish I was more athletic.

[kippkipp]

granted,but in a near fatal car crash,you spine is broken,putting you in a weelchair 4 eva

[Majin]

What's your wish? You need to wish for something after corrupting a wish ;)

Anyways, I wish I could download the effing Dragon Ball Z 2nd Ending

[SBJ95]

Granted, but it sucks so bad you gouge your eyes out.

I wish it was easier to use Xen...

[SlipKnoT]

Granted. While it becomes easier to operate, it's accompanied by awful lag.

I wish I was rich.

[Majin]

Granted, but thieves kill you and steal your money

I wish I was alittle bit useful )=

[SlipKnoT]

Granted, nothing happens, you've wasted a wish. Seems you're already useful.

I wish I had a 17 piece drum set.

[Majin]

Granted, but it's so old that you sell it.

I wish that I could defeat ChaosGrimmon

[Sheer Cold]

Granted but ChaosGrimmon, in defeat, defeats you.

I wish for ice cream.

[Majin]

Granted, but it melts

I wish Paildramon could digivolve into ImperialdramonFM today

[Aptenodytes]

Granted, but it takes one-hundred years to fully happen.

I wish I had cheese.

[SlipKnoT]

Granted, it's expired and moldy.

I wish I had a Mick Thomson signature Ibanez guitar.

[Arceus Master]

Granted but it gets stolen and sold for $5.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

[Sheer Cold]

Granted but you wasted it on that.

I wish for a newer computer.

[Arceus Master]

Granted but it has virus protection and deletes everything.

I wish for a Magikarp.

[Sheer Cold]

Granted but it has an Everstone stuck to it.

I wish for a Weavile.

[Arceus Master]

Granted but it knows Splash and that's it.

I wish for a dog.

[green salamence]

Granted but it's an maniacal pit-bull that kills you.
I wish for some none-expired, raisins-free chocolate.

[SlipKnoT]

Granted. The chocolate is filled with grass and almonds.

I wish I owned a 4 story house.

[Sheer Cold]

Granted but it's really narrow.

I wish nobody else would post in this thread.

[SlipKnoT]

No. Granted. It dies.

I wish I was an admin.

[Sheer Cold]

Granted but all the members leave.

I wish for a cookie.

[Arceus Master]

Granted but I eat it.

I wish for all cats to perish in flames and be sent down to the very pits of hell!

[Sheer Cold]

Granted but "people who hate cats come back as mice" ~Anonymous

I wish for a dog.

[green salamence]

Granted. But it thinks it is an bird and jumps of an building.

I wish for an Darkrai on my Diamond game.

[Ben Kenobi]

Granted, but your DS is then broken by someone.

I wish to be able to play Run to the Hills on drums, on Rock Band at hard difficulty.

[kippkipp]

granted,but u die 0.o

i wish i could type faster

[Sheer Cold]

Granted but your keyboard overheats and melts.

I wish I could fly.

[green salamence]

Granted but you goooo too high and suffocate. I wish I was a Flareon.

[kippkipp]

granted,but you body goes under such a great change,you burn from the inside(causing death)

i wish i had a mudkip,larvatar,and a turtwig in real life

[Sheer Cold]

Granted but they turn evil and choke you under the full moon.

I wish for a 500GB HDD...

[kippkipp]

granted,but you dont know what that is and break it

[Majin]

Genie: Your wish...?

Screw it, I'm wishing..

I wish that the Summer Holiday wasn't boring

[kippkipp]

granted,its so exiting than when school starts,youll be soooo pissed.

i wish i had a bottomless supply of ceareal and milk