Thread for Spammy Posts v0.0 [computer version]

[Saruki]

AND CANADA!!! WE HAVE 6 OF THEM

We have to get to page 666, man.

[Akheen]

I WANT ACTIVITY IN PLACES WHEN I'M ON. NOT THE REST OF THE WORLD.

Why 666?

[King toad]

666 ei?


You mean that thingymujig?

[Saruki]

SATAN. And/or Stan.

HOORAY!

BUT WHERE IS THAT BOY SLIPKNOT? :0

[King toad]

ARGH, INTERNET PARADOX MAKES BRAIN BLEED!

[Saruki]

SO DOES YOU, SOVIET RUSSIAN FRIEND.

[King toad]

*Le gasp*

[Akheen]

Should I sign into MSN or just suffer complaining? D:

[Saruki]

Life is a paradox, like the number -0.

[King toad]

Or 0/0.

And the fact I spent 2 minutes looking for a divide button.

[Saruki]

There is no divide button, and there is beauty in that fact.

I MAEK NO SENCE

[Akheen]

IGNORATIONZ.

[Saruki]

YAYZ, YOU FOOLS. I AM SOULJA BOY

[King toad]

Congratuwelldone!

[Akheen]

-frog sound-

[Saruki]

Stop that, Morris.

[King toad]

-toad sound-

[Saruki]

Stop that, Priscilla.

[Akheen]

Frogs > toads.

[Saruki]

This thread should be renamed to 'Thread for incompetent fools', of which you two are.

[Akheen]

YOU DIE >O

[King toad]

no u

[Saruki]

YOU DIE AUTOMATICALLY

[Akheen]

YOU DIE TIMES FORTY NINE PUPPIES.

[King toad]

no uo

[Saruki]

YOU DIE FORTY NINE BELLOSSOMS

[Akheen]

YOU DIE UN-FROG LIKE PERSON.

[King toad]

ಠ_ಠ

[Saruki]

Kiss my glutes!

[Akheen]

O_o

[King toad]

Oh you non-toadish person you...

[Akheen]

Toads sux though. Frogs are better.

[King toad]

I daer you to prove it.

PROVE IS MAO!

[Akheen]

lawlz I will.

-Clears throat-

"FROGS ARE BETTER THAN TOADS. BECAUSE GOD SAID SO."

It's like effing official.

[King toad]

"TOADS ARE BETTER THAN FROGS. BECAUSE ALLAH SAID SO."

Don't make me Jihad yo' arse.

[Akheen]

"If you're a toad, expect to die in 5-10 minutes... deep fry until crisp."

[King toad]

All the quicker to get into Amphibian heaven.

I bet Frogs can't live in the Australian desert.

Don't make me get Papa bullfrog on yo' arse.

[Akheen]

ORLY?

FROGS CAN. AND DO. Since AUSTRALIA IS TECHNICALLY A DESERT ITSELF. Duh.

[King toad]

YARLY!

But can Frogs scare away small children as easily as Toads?

[Akheen]

NO CAUSE CHILDREN LUV FROGS.

They're trustable.

[King toad]

Frogs are sticky and slimy.

And they're enjoyed by the French.

That makes them instantly less cool than Toads.

[Akheen]

lulno.

Toads are killed. Srsly.

[King toad]

Bah, why must we fight?

We must unite to fight the common enemy.


THE PEOPLE'S POPULAR FRONT OF JUDEA!

[Akheen]

... um yeah.

Or we could just fight frog+toad haterz.

[King toad]

Much better idea.

To France?

[Akheen]

Definately.

DIE HATERS.

[King toad]

*Epic battle ensures*

I think we scared everybody of the forum.

[Akheen]

Oh yeah, we're too awesome.

[King toad]

Now we must stand in a cool pose for 10 minutes!

[Akheen]

k.

-Cool pose-

[King toad]

Well, I think we all learned a special lesson in those last 10 minutes.

[Akheen]

The lesson was?

[King toad]

That in my world, 10 minutes is actually 10 minutes more...

[Akheen]

OH... okay. XD

Ten minutes = 60 x 10 = 600 seconds.

[Saruki]

SOFT RESETTING FOR A SHINY IS HELLA ANNOYING :PISSED:

[Akheen]

... okay.

[Saruki]

Yeah, never seen you attempt to try that, HUH?

[Akheen]

I'm just confused. XD

[Saruki]

WHAT THE HECK IS WITH THAT LONG USERNAME

Soft resetting is when you save in front of a Pokemon and keep turning the DS on and off till you get a Shiny version of it. Real boring crap, but people with a lot of patience can do it. Also the only legit way known of getting a Shiny legendary Pokemon.

[Sylux]

Rick James.

That is all.

[Saruki]

Rick James is also your...

Illegitimate father.

[Sylux]

:O


lactaids.

[Protest The Hero]

http://engrish.com/image/engrish/dont-jumping-elevator.jpg

discuss

[Sylux]

I laughed very, very hard.

Edit:
http://engrish.com/image/engrish/share-a-pleasant.jpg

[Protest The Hero]

wasn't all that funny.

but if you look deep enough in their archives, there is some gold

[Akheen]

WHAT THE HECK IS WITH THAT LONG USERNAME

Soft resetting is when you save in front of a Pokemon and keep turning the DS on and off till you get a Shiny version of it. Real boring crap, but people with a lot of patience can do it. Also the only legit way known of getting a Shiny legendary Pokemon.

WHAT ISN'T WITH THE LONG USERNAME?

Oh okay.

[Comis Patronus]

HI PPLZ. O:

~@};-

[Virtual Headache]

now, where have you been? o.o

[Comis Patronus]

I've been...grounded, grounded, grounded, sports, grounded, quarreling, flirting with girls at school, grounded, homework, and AP classes. :D

~@};-

[Ghost Of Perdition]

I've been...grounded, grounded, grounded, sports, grounded, quarreling, flirting with girls at school, grounded, homework, and AP classes. :D

~@};-

I know a certain someone who will NOT be pleased with this.

[Comis Patronus]

I know-she was furious.
:D

~@};-

[Ghost Of Perdition]

666

[Akheen]

I feel like bored now.

[Ghost Of Perdition]

ABDLAFDLFAFNEOFEWPFEWPF.

I needed to get that off my chest.

[Akheen]

... um great. XD

[Ghost Of Perdition]

AHH.

I think I'll go to bed soon, there's nothing to do. >>

[Akheen]

Nah, that'd be boring.

[Arielle]

ButbutbutYOUCANPOSTWITHMET___________T

...you're gone already, aren't you? </3

[Akheen]

XD

I wish my camera was working...

[Arielle]

I wish my computer was working >:

[Akheen]

Take action and fix it.

[Arielle]

I'm trying D: But I'm a terribly lazy person.

I have to e-mail HP back about my fan, apparently? They confused me D:

[Akheen]

Being unlazy so isn't hard.

For... people that are never lazy. XD

[Ghost Of Perdition]

G'night everyone.

[Fang]

Being unlazy so isn't hard.

For... people that are never lazy. XD

OMG WUT HAPNED 2 UR NAM?

[Akheen]

IT GOT A LITTLE MORE AWESOME.

[Fang]

should I change your "bellossom" nickname in the ranger club to HOPPING FROGGY KISSES ?

[Akheen]

Um yeah. But then like... I can't be stuffed posting there. XD;

[Protest The Hero]

ここはアメリカ。　ルカース、フランクは誰でもからににげらない。

Have fun for whoever can read it :P

[Saruki]

As for here America. ルカース, as for Frank being whoever, there is no げ and others empty.

LOL, POWER OF BABELFISH

粗悪品!!!

XDDD

[Comis Patronus]

Dotdotdot

~@};-

[Saruki]

~@};-

~@};- To you too.

[Comis Patronus]

I have...all the Pokemon....does anyone need any?

~@};-

[Ghost Of Perdition]

Pokemons r 4 nerd5.

[Arielle]

But pokeymans r teh awesome!1!111 D;

[Ghost Of Perdition]

u r nub.

g0 awey nub

[Arielle]

NEVAR

I PWN J00

I HAS PURPLE NAME :D

[Ghost Of Perdition]

DAMN.

I want purple name. D<

[Arielle]

Well, you can't have it. You gotta love teh pogeymans ;D

[Ghost Of Perdition]

But i luv pokemans, honist. ;~;

[Arielle]

Pokemons r 4 nerd5.

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!

Unless you're saying you're a nerd? ;D

[Ghost Of Perdition]

yes yes, i r nurd. ;~;

[Arielle]

Okay!

*gives purple name*

...tomorrow D;

[Ghost Of Perdition]

Sounds SEXY.

[Arielle]

It will be a GRAND CELEBRATION!

[Comis Patronus]

Okay.

~@};-

[King toad]

Lies! Lies and slander!

[Ghost Of Perdition]

ORANGES.

[Saruki]

SSBM is coming the same day I have to return my book

[Ghost Of Perdition]

SSBM is coming the same day I have to return my book
SSBM? Super Smash Brothers Melee?

BLASPHEMY.

[Saruki]

I dunno. But it's supposed to come out some time in March, eh?

I'm actually more excited for Ranch to come out. I need a pen for my Eevee ho's.

[Ghost Of Perdition]

SSBM came out years ago.

It's SSBB that's coming out in March. :3

[Protest The Hero]

Originally posted by Saruki
As for here America. ルカース, as for Frank being whoever, there is no げ and others empty.

I babblefished it before I posted it.

it is WRONG (just like everything else it translates, its only good for single words)

I gots my copy of SSBB reserved.

[Saruki]

Lol.

I don't like SSBB or whatever it's called, sounds boring.

[Protest The Hero]

im hungry

[Ghost Of Perdition]

im a tree

[Protest The Hero]

Who eats breakfast at midnight?

[Aptenodytes]

Hey baby, I wish I was your derivative because then I'd be tangent to all your curves.

I wish you were sin^2 x and I was cos^2 x so that together we'd be one.

[Protest The Hero]

^

Sounds sexy

[Saruki]

Togepi sounds HAWT.

[Ghost Of Perdition]

PSYCHIC POWERS

[Saruki]

Psychic prowess

[Virtual Headache]

I like parrots

[Saruki]

No you don't, you heretic.

[Comis Patronus]

Says the hypocrite. O:

~@};-

[Protest The Hero]

Bob Gibson = 1.12 ERA

[Akheen]

I like parrots

omg totally who doesn't? XD

[Protest The Hero]

"NyQuil comes in two colors, red and green.

It's the only thing on the planet that tastes like...red and green."




-Lewis Black

[Ghost Of Perdition]

Lewis Black = Genius.

[Saruki]

Who the heck is Lewis Black

I only know who Youshulf Khan is

[Comis Patronus]

He's a psychotic nut job. :)

~@};-

[Saruki]

...never mind.

[Comis Patronus]

Well, I don't like idiots like him. O:

~@};-

[Saruki]

Then why do Healing and Slipknot like him?

[Comis Patronus]

Because...iunno. Ask them. For the past few decades, this country has produced the biggest idiots in this world.

~@};-

[Protest The Hero]

because Lewis Black has made more sense than the last 3 Presidents combined

“In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.”

-Lewis Black

[Black Dragon]

Yeah but the last 3 presidents kinda sucked.

If Hilary wins the vote then we'll be looking at 20 or something years of the same family.

Bush Sr., Bill Clinton, George Bush x2, Hilary Clinton. D:

[Ghost Of Perdition]

Lewis Black ftw.

Barack Obama also ftw.

[Protest The Hero]

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a902/a902_bm.gif

[/opinion]

currently watching the Pokemon Diamond and Pearl marathon, with the 10th movie coming on later

[Virtual Headache]

I posted in this thread.

[Cookie Monster]

I posted in this thread.

I posted after you in this thread.

[Virtual Headache]

I posted after you posted after I posted in this thread.

[Protest The Hero]

Pokemon: The Rise of Darkrai is on TV *watching it*

[Ghost Of Perdition]

turtles

[Virtual Headache]

I see you edited your post to put in something more meaningful ;D

[Ghost Of Perdition]

Yus.

[Virtual Headache]

aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww @ your sig <3

[Ghost Of Perdition]

:P

[Protest The Hero]

Bob Gibson again:
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/Mr_lostit/gibson_bob.jpg

[Akheen]

I feel so negative now and I dunno why.

[Protest The Hero]

It's probably because I did another Baseball reference, and everybody else here doesn't like the sport.

[Akheen]

Yush that phails.

UNLIKE AFL <3

[Fang]

guys, you are really active, but come on! only posting in the offtopic sections?

[Akheen]

I'm sorry, but I'm so lazy when it comes to posting now. XD

[Ghost Of Perdition]

Laziness ft...w?

[Fang]

lazy? LAZY?! DO YOU CALL POSTING THIS MUCH LAZY?!?
*boot to the head @ slipknot*

[King toad]

I need a website for all of my fangirls >.>

[Black Dragon]

myspace

[Protest The Hero]

Originally posted by HOPPING FROGGY KISSES
Yush that phails.

.....to you.

AFL has been gone since 1969.

Unless you mean...

Arena Football League?(NFL's Minor League System)

[Sylux]

The internets need less racism.

*facepalm for no reason*

[Saruki]

It.Is.Freezing.Cold.In.My.House.Right.Now.

[Comis Patronus]

It.Is.Perfect.Room.Temperature.In.My.Domain.

~@};-

[Saruki]

Look man. I don't live in a warm country like you. Canada/Yemen is freakin' cold this time of teh year.

[Black Dragon]

Isn't Canada cold, like, all the time?

[Ghost Of Perdition]

CANADA

[Comis Patronus]

Warm? The North isn't always warm. lol
It's a blessing to have it warm this time of year. :/

~@};-

[Ghost Of Perdition]

CANADA

[Protest The Hero]

So it seems Disturbed is releasing a new album in May

[Akheen]

WOOD. TREES.

[Sylux]

SlipKnoT's sig is disturbing.

[Fang]

Yeah slipknot! wE knuw U R G**!
:O

[Saruki]

MY MOTHER IS A scandalous BATCH.
DONT U DARE MK FUN OF MY COUNTRY, U HEAR ME?>!

[Protest The Hero]

Ninjas + Birds = broken Nintendo Controller

[Comis Patronus]

Dotdotdotperiod

~@};-

[Ghost Of Perdition]

So it seems Disturbed is releasing a new album in May

Well kick ass.

[Comis Patronus]

Is there anyone I can talk to that makes a sane conversation? ;;

~@};-

[Ghost Of Perdition]

Is there anyone I can talk to that makes a sane conversation? ;;

~@};-

Bitch, I think yo forgot we at PI, MOTHERF**KER.

This is where sanity comes to die.

[Akheen]

Lawl... I'm so bored now.

[Protest The Hero]

money :$

I have none

[Fang]

Me too…
a broken heart, I have one…

I just saw an email of "HER" in wich she told me that she liked me, but not as bofriend or something…
I'm brokenhearted

[Akheen]

So one has no money and the other broke his heart?

-Lotto & Some sticky tape will fix your problems ;D

... XD I'm joking. That's sad for you, MDF.

[Fang]

yeah, and the most stupid thing is that I, thanks to my hotmail problems read the mail like 1/2 month after she send it…

[Akheen]

Just think... you have friends and stuff.

[Sylux]

I HAS A FRIEND.

gloves

[Akheen]

Yesh, we all have friends... except everyone else.

[Saruki]

NINTENDO WIFI WILL SOON BE LIKE XBOX LIVE.

eww

[Fang]

I have non-IRL friends, but these online firends are alot nicer then IRL :woot:

[Akheen]

Online = Funny.
IRL = Funny.

it's even for me... XD

[Fang]

NINTENDO WIFI WILL SOON BE LIKE XBOX LIVE.

eww

jep, from now on, I HATE PAY2PLAY

[Ghost Of Perdition]

What's this Pay2Play I hear?

[Virtual Headache]

where is everyone?

[Ghost Of Perdition]

Busy.

My god. The last two hours have been the most miserable hours of my entire life.

[Virtual Headache]

I should be studying and not have come here and I regret it...

[Akheen]

Something-ness...

[Ghost Of Perdition]

Thank Jebus for laxatives.

[Saruki]

Thank Jeebus for your mother instead.

[Ghost Of Perdition]

I think I can safely say this has been one of, if not the, worst day of my life.

[Akheen]

Imageshack...

[Protest The Hero]

Originally posted by Saruki
NINTENDO WIFI WILL SOON BE LIKE XBOX LIVE.

Which makes Sony's Playstation Network(PS3) the last man standing when it comes to free online play.

But because Sony are bitches, as soon as (or if) The PS3's userbase goes up, they will charge as well.

Originally posted by SlipKnoT
I think I can safely say this has been one of, if not the, worst day of my life.

and you're what, 14? :O

believe me, it gets WORSE

[Ghost Of Perdition]

Sitting on a toilet for three and a half hours trying to shit something the size of a tennis ball?

Does it get worse? >:O

[Akheen]

Why hasn't VH banned you yet? XD

[Protest The Hero]

Originally posted by SlipKnoT
Sitting on a toilet for three and a half hours trying to shit something the size of a tennis ball?

Does it get worse? >:O

Oh yes, what you described is what I call an "intense battle"

[Ghost Of Perdition]

INTENSE

[Akheen]

Maybe I SHOULD'VE gone to school today... I would've been less bored.

[Protest The Hero]

School is good for that.

The weekend just won't come fast enough

[Akheen]

I guess I'll find something better to do on monday... can't wait for saturday though. 8D

[Protest The Hero]

I will go to a card show on Saturday

[Ghost Of Perdition]

I'm hungry. D:

[Akheen]

Bored still...

[Protest The Hero]

^ I'm both of those things

[Ghost Of Perdition]

I've barely had any food all day. D:

[Protest The Hero]

I had no food to eat all day today, I have no money, my entire family is in Los Angeles, we have no food in our house, not even to cook.

I have to last till Friday when I get paid.

EDIT: I found some cream cheese and Wheat thins. good enough for a snack...

I also have a half 2-liter of Coke

[Comis Patronus]

Bitch, I think yo forgot we at PI, MOTHERF**KER.

This is where sanity comes to die.
Says the female dog.

~@};-

[Akheen]

I changed my theme.

[Arielle]

I will change my theme.

Someday.

Just not today D8

[Akheen]

In less than a decade maybe?

[Fang]

he HFG, your sig and ava are awesome again!

anyways, from now on, I'm posting this pic everywhere :woot:
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o272/markieboy12/Afbeelding5-1.png

[Akheen]

"HFG" refers to me? XD;

[King toad]

I believe it means Huge Friggen' Goats. >.>

If my theme wasn't so damn good, I'd change it.

[Akheen]

Oh, right.

Though I'm pretty sure it was one of MDF's typos.

... your theme being good? XDDDDD

[King toad]

My theme is the closest thing to perfection I can get.


I swear, if there's any better, I'll put it in. Which there is, but won't save to my computer.

[Akheen]

Um yeah >_>

Though my theme = 10000x better~

[Protest The Hero]

Jesus Saves (Cause he shops at Wal-Mart)

[Akheen]

O_o Good?

[green salamence]

"I'm just spamming now. I'm not going to write anything interesting, so go away."

My motto...ah, how i like it...

[Akheen]

Would you happen to mean "motto?" XD

[green salamence]

Ups...yes...

[Akheen]

You're lucky I didn't screenshot it.

BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE. Except I didn't. So yeah. XD;

[green salamence]

Edited, no way you will be able to screenshot it now.

[King toad]

Ach! You've outwitted us once again!

[Saruki]

What the hell goes on around here? Itz my lunch break.

[King toad]

We are being outsmarted!


How possible is that?!?

[Ghost Of Perdition]

Jesus Saves (Cause he shops at Wal-Mart)
"Jesus Saves" is a Slayer song. xD
We are being outsmarted!


How possible is that?!?
What? What?! What!?! THIS IS BLASPHEMY AND MADNESS.

[Saruki]

Outsmarted by the master himself.

KANYE WEST

[Comis Patronus]

Is anyone online to battle? No one really battles here and it's long since the tournaments started. :(

~@};-

[Virtual Headache]

yeah, this forum needs more Pokémon players
but everyone leaves...hmmm

[Comis Patronus]

Yeah...;____;...

~@};-

[Sylux]

Tomorrow I'll....

Do something.

[Ghost Of Perdition]

I have a fever, AGAIN. >>

[Protest The Hero]

family is back from L.A

[Fang]

I'm leaving for a while, take good care of the WHOLE forum for me will you!
and with you, I mean every f*****g member on this awesome forum!

anyways, I want to see just little more posts in the pokemon chill out lounge, especialy in the pokemon rangers club over there =D

RPGCLUBS FTW

[Akheen]

I hate trying to find songs I know nothing about.

[Protest The Hero]

Rock Band just released "March Of The Pigs" by Nine Inch Nails.

I LOVE playing that song on the drums

[green salamence]

Hello. Even I have the need to spam a bit in a while.

[Saruki]

LAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY MARMALADE.

[green salamence]

YOOOOUUUUU AAAARRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE CCRRRAAAAAAZZYYYYYYY,,,,,,,, YYYYYOOOOUU KKNNNOWWWWWWW

[Ghost Of Perdition]

AHH.

[Comis Patronus]

Almost all of you are insane. :(
XD

~@};-

[Saruki]

My hair is insane, so IS DA KINK IN MY HAIR

[Akheen]

Almost all of you are insane. :(
XD

~@};-

Except me.