Strange /Funny things on instant messengers

[Virtual Headache]

what do you talk with you friends on MSN,ICQ,AIM,YIM,Trillian and all the stuff.
If there was anything strange, funny or remarkable in some way, just post it here.

I got this today:
Bellamy la hyene: yo
zappsan: who are you?
Bellamy la hyene: t ki???
zappsan: ?
Bellamy la hyene: bon je te vire et je te bloque l'ami
Bellamy la hyene signed off at 23:19:22.

very nice -.-
just IMed me, asking me who I am and then talking of blocking me
I have no idea who this person was...

[Conan Edogawa]

One time, I get this offline message in my YM from an unknown person, he/she didnt leave a name or anything but I think that someone I know is trying to prank me and I think it's so...freaky. This is the offline message:

Like...hey...
Like...I have this really weird dream yesterday
Like...I was kicking your butt in the dream and you were crying
Like...that's it, so like...bye...

[En-Cu-Kou]

To make my point that you won't get anything I could post here, I'll just go ahead and post:

En-Cu-Kou: A k tomu VB fuuuuj - ja vim.... Taky ho pouzivam na spinavy rychly veci XD
JC: XD
En-Cu-Kou: Aneb to co bych na linuxu udelal bashem XD
JC: ROFL !
JC: no to je ale fakt XD
En-Cu-Kou: A pak jeste na parsovani HTML souboru......
JC: proboha co vsechno ten program umi? X-)
JC: jo pockej ty myslis VVB..
JC: ja zase blbnu
JC: sem ospalej.
JC: tady uz je pul jedny rano X_x
En-Cu-Kou: Jo, ja myslim VB...... To je "plnohodnotnej" jazyk XD
JC: ROFL !

And no, you won't get the translated version either, don't even bother asking.....

[Conan Edogawa]

Awww, you won't, then only people who speak that language can understand and laugh.

[Fabi]

I get some of this sh*t, too.
P = Person / F = Fabi

P = Hallo. Wer bist du und wie siehst du aus? / Hi.How are you and how do you looks like?
F = Wer bist du denn? / How are you?
P = Nur ein Gespenst in deinem Gehirn. / Only a ghost in your brain.
F = Unterhaltung geschlossen... blockiert / Discussion closed ... member is blocked.

This is only one of the "IM Jokes".

[Conan Edogawa]

Well it's cracking me up, that's is kinda a "dump joke"^^. ("Dump Joke" doesn't mean the people wrote it are dump, please understand that^^)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH...forever.....

[Chareon]

Well, I usually talk to my friend Matt, who's always trying to find a girlfriend. Here's one of the convos we had after a date he went on:
Matt: I'm back from my date
Chaz: Wait...am I going to laugh
Matt: >_>
Chaz: I'll take that as a yes
Matt: It wasn't to bad
Matt: At least one of us had fun.
Chaz: What do you mean?
Matt: I forgot where we were supposed to meet >_<
Chaz: *falls on floor* XD XD XD XD XD XD
Matt: Oh sure, you would find that funny!
Chaz: So she had a good time then? XD
*Matt logs off*
He logged off as soon as I asked. And it was so funny, because he had been trying to go out with this girl for months :p Poor Matt, he has no love life.

[Virtual Headache]

@Chareon lol

some people just confuse me:
"Every day above ground is a good one"= me
[23:46] "Every day above ground is a good one": hi
[23:47] Cassie: HELLO
[23:47] "Every day above ground is a good one": who are you?
[23:47] Cassie: WHO R U
[23:47] "Every day above ground is a good one": i added you, because you joined my forums
[23:47] Cassie: WHAT IS UR NAME
[23:47] "Every day above ground is a good one": my real one?
[23:47] Cassie: YA
[23:48] "Every day above ground is a good one": *censored by myself^^*
[23:48] "Every day above ground is a good one": Why are you always writing in CAPS?
[23:48] Cassie: WHAT IS UR LAST NAME
[23:49] "Every day above ground is a good one": i'm not going to tell, sorry
[23:49] Cassie: well what skool do u go 2
[23:50] "Every day above ground is a good one": why do you want to know?
[23:50] Cassie: do u know a chick named lacy
[23:52] "Every day above ground is a good one": no, why should I?
[23:52] Cassie: ok do u know some1 named tyler gilbert
[23:52] "Every day above ground is a good one": why should I?
[23:53] Cassie: i dont know should u
[23:53] "Every day above ground is a good one": Look, the earth is full of people
[23:53] "Every day above ground is a good one": don#t expect me to know everyone o.o
[23:54] *** "Cassie" signed off at Fri Apr 29 23:54:25 2005.

[Chareon]

LOL Where the heck did that come from? XD

Here's another one. Yep, it's old Matt again :D
Chaz: Matt, what was todays homework?
Matt: Why can't I get a girl?
Chaz: Where did that come from? o_O
Matt: I have a great personality, and I don't look that bad
Chaz: Sooooo... you're not gonna tell me right?
Matt: Just answer the question!
Chaz: Does this have to do with your last date...
Chaz: ...The one you never got to go on XD
*Matt logs off*
Chaz: Fine! I'll just fail!

All I did was ask for the homework....where that convo came from and went to even baffle me.
.....
I never did get the homework.

[Virtual Headache]

Did you already have people IMing, who just pissed you off?
Feel free to share your anger with us :D

I just had this convo a few mins ago:

[23:28] Ghetto Ninja: hvdsazdxfcyfgfrdxfcgvgfdrfcvbhjngtfcvbhjbgv
[23:28] Ghetto Ninja: gtfdxcvn
[23:28] Ghetto Ninja: hygfcv
[23:28] Ghetto Ninja: hc
[23:28] Ghetto Ninja: hgfc
[23:28] Ghetto Ninja: jhgfvc
jhgv
[23:28] Ghetto Ninja: hgfv
[23:28] Ghetto Ninja: jhgv
[23:28] Ghetto Ninja: hg
[23:28] Ghetto Ninja: jhgf
[23:28] Ghetto Ninja: jhgfc
[23:28] Ghetto Ninja: jhgf
[23:29] pikah [confuzzled]: are you bored?
[23:29] Ghetto Ninja: do u like
[23:29] Ghetto Ninja: ice
[23:29] Ghetto Ninja: ?
[23:29] Ghetto Ninja: no
[23:29] *** "Ghetto Ninja" signed off at Sat Aug 06 23:29:17 2005.
[23:29] *** NOTE: This user is offline. Your messages will most likely *not* be received!

Having so many people in my contact list, I forgot who he is.
Some people need to get a life, REALLY.

[Joan]

I just hate the ones where someone I've never spoken to before will try to strike up a conversation as if we've been best friends all our lives, and they don't even have particular topic that they wanted to talk to me about.

[Locke Yggdrasill]

Mine's the same as Joan. many people just... randomly IM me and try to start a random conversation. i'll save it the next time it happens.

-locke Yggdrasill

[Yggdrasill]

The most annoying are IM Prank Bot's, i get pranked by them every now and then.

[Stephen Salni]

I get annoyed by GodSlayer354.

[JKaizer]

I <3 the porn bots.

Not.

[bgtfamily]

yea... the pr0n msgs are highly annoying.....

[Articuno]

My friend currently likes this one guy and is always obsessing over him in AIM conversations, so that can be annoying. She write A LOT and when I don't respond in thirty seconds she gets worried and asks if I am there. o.O

[Virtual Headache]

t3h merge
I can't believe I've posted this twice...

[Articuno]

http://www.serebiiforums.com/showpost.php?p=2028118&postcount=11
Never fails to crack me up

[Arielle]

Articuno -- that wasn't an IM o_O That was a forum link. Don't post forum links please ^^;

I haven't had a funny or strange IM in ages ._.;

[bgtfamily]

mm, haven't had any because I haven't been home... 0.o

j/w: what does ORLY mean anyways?....

[Scary Fan Girl]

Happy holidays!! *throws confetti around* =D... that's the best song ever! Well. atleast in Mexico! SERA-LU dice:
welcome back!
.[ T e e K a e ]. - .[ A d d i c t e d t o N a r u t o - i t ' s l i k e a d r u g , d a m m i t ! ! ]. dice:
evil...internet
.[ T e e K a e ]. - .[ A d d i c t e d t o N a r u t o - i t ' s l i k e a d r u g , d a m m i t ! ! ]. dice:
>_<
.[ T e e K a e ]. - .[ A d d i c t e d t o N a r u t o - i t ' s l i k e a d r u g , d a m m i t ! ! ]. dice:
Whaaaa, Kei-san's scary when she's plotting
.[ T e e K a e ]. - .[ A d d i c t e d t o N a r u t o - i t ' s l i k e a d r u g , d a m m i t ! ! ]. dice:
-shifty eyes-
Happy holidays!! *throws confetti around* =D... that's the best song ever! Well. atleast in Mexico! SERA-LU dice:
O_O
XDD I'm the one that says Happy Holidays! Blah blah blah!
EDIT:
Commander Cody dice:
^___^
Toge-chan© (all rights reserved to Kyoto-chan) XDDD dice:
^_________^
Commander Cody dice:
LOL, this again! ^_________________^
Toge-chan© (all rights reserved to Kyoto-chan) XDDD dice:
XD ^____________________________________________^
Commander Cody dice:
xDD ^_________________________________________________ _______^
Toge-chan© (all rights reserved to Kyoto-chan) XDDD dice:
^_________________________________________________ __________________________________^
Commander Cody dice:
^_________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ____________^
Toge-chan© (all rights reserved to Kyoto-chan) XDDD dice:
^_________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _____________________^
Toge-chan© (all rights reserved to Kyoto-chan) XDDD dice:
HA
Toge-chan© (all rights reserved to Kyoto-chan) XDDD dice:
XD
Commander Cody dice:
^_________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________^
Commander Cody dice:
HA HA!
Toge-chan© (all rights reserved to Kyoto-chan) XDDD dice:
^_________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _________________________________________________^
Toge-chan© (all rights reserved to Kyoto-chan) XDDD dice:
Humph
Commander Cody dice:
^_________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________^
Commander Cody dice:
Harumph!
Toge-chan© (all rights reserved to Kyoto-chan) XDDD dice:
^_________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _________________________________________________
Toge-chan© (all rights reserved to Kyoto-chan) XDDD dice:
__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _________________________^
Commander Cody dice:
^_________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _________________________________________________^
Toge-chan© (all rights reserved to Kyoto-chan) XDDD dice:
GRRR
Commander Cody dice:
XD
Toge-chan© (all rights reserved to Kyoto-chan) XDDD dice:
^^________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _________________________________________________^
Toge-chan© (all rights reserved to Kyoto-chan) XDDD dice:
... O'_'O
Toge-chan© (all rights reserved to Kyoto-chan) XDDD dice:
You won...
Toge-chan© (all rights reserved to Kyoto-chan) XDDD dice:
-_-

XDDD

[Cookie Monster]

*teh bump* XD

I just got an IM from some random person that added me randomly. This all happened when I set myself away on MSN. So, I didn't say anything cause I was afk. XD

i love RHYS WAKEFIELD says:
hi
i love RHYS WAKEFIELD says:
hi hin
i love RHYS WAKEFIELD says:
asgsd
i love RHYS WAKEFIELD says:
asdg
i love RHYS WAKEFIELD says:
aafjlkh

Yeah, I don't know wtf that was all about. .__x;;;

[King toad]

Why didn't I find this before =)

Person (Presumably female as I remember from her name): Hey are u steven2601 (The start of my MSN adress) that I saw of that website? (Every website I've been on, I've called my self King toad, KT or Ste2693.)

Me: I don't recall that name....

Person: no im pretty sure i saw you

Person: u der? (Unpatient git isn't she? And is it so hard to spell 'There'!)

Me: Nope still don't remember, but HEY, I remember you! You were under the alias 'Loser wern't you? Yes, you were getting flamed by everyone! Even that one mod! Everybody hated you! I was the one you called you a Cat kisser over and over again! You remember that? (An obvious lie)


After that she logged out. I think I pwned her pretty good.