What would you do if...?

[Virtual Headache]

Well, the rules are simple.

You post a sentence starting with "What would you do if" and the next poster has to reply an post another question like that.

What would you do if this thread didn't exist?

[Cookie Monster]

I would probably be looking at another game thread.

What would you do if I was standing beside you right now? :0

[Scary Fan Girl]

Whack you, duh. XD

What would you do if you didn't have a computer infront of you right now?

[Virtual Headache]

Probably play with my pets or my Nintdo stuff.

What would you do if spam didn't exist?

[Arielle]

Cry. ;o;

What would you do if I owned the world? XD

[K-dawG]

Bow :beg: xD

What would you do if I threw a pie at you?

[Levski]

Eat it.

What would you do if PIForums didn't exist?

[K-dawG]

Roll around on the floor like a dog and die.

What would you do if Livejournal went out of business?

[Levski]

Nothing.

What would you do if the internet didn't exist?

[Latios&latias381382]

What I normally do.
What would you do if someone destroyed the world???

[K-dawG]

Well uhhh... Die?

What would you do if pokemon was real?

[Avegaille]

I would have a team of my own! *gaspeth*

What would you do if Rebecca Hawkins was your real little sister?

[Virtual Headache]

Treat her like a little sister =)
What would you do if you were 10 years older than now?

[Arielle]

I'd probably be working. ='(

What would you do if you lived in another country?

[K-dawG]

Swim or Ski depending on the weather in the country.

What would you do if bunnys ruled the world?

[King toad]

Be a very happy happy person.

What would you do if you were the only person on Earth?

[K-dawG]

Eat lots and lots of pies. =D

What would you do if you got sucked into a vacuum cleaner?

[King toad]

Cry...

What would you do if singing was banned?

[angryalien]

eat that

[K-dawG]

Throw pies at people.

What would you do if Forums were deleted from existence?

[angryalien]

don't put me under that amount of pressure

[King toad]

^ Let's ignore that.

I would probaly be like 'WTF?' and then go on GameFaqs or RuneScape.

What would you do if I ruled the world.

[angryalien]

cry:cry:
what would u do if there was no such thing as microsoft

[King toad]

I would make a 'What would you do if?..' question to follow up on my answer.

What would you do if PIforums became famous?

[Virtual Headache]

Dance :P

What would you do if spamming was allowed everywhere?

[Scary Fan Girl]

Spam the place up. XDD

What would you do if there was no electricity at the moment?

[Virtual Headache]

Be angry and probably go to bed, since I haven't got anything to do.

WWYDI I'd phone you right now?

[Avegaille]

I'll answer?

What would you do if.. you were of the opposite gender?

[Virtual Headache]

Explore my body xD

WWYDI what you are doing right now was just a dream?

[Arielle]

I'd wake up and cry. ;o;

What would you do if you couldn't abbriviate a single word? XD

[MageKirby]

I would abbreviate a double word.

What would you do if your Gameboy ran out of batteries?

[K-dawG]

Buy some super atomic powered ones.

What would you do if You found dynamite in a pie?

[Virtual Headache]

RUN!!!

What would you do if had wings and could fly?

[Scary Fan Girl]

I would fly away. P: Well, try to. XD

What would you do if you had school right now? o:

[Virtual Headache]

Be already in bed...

What would you do if you met a celebrity you hate?

[Arielle]

Ignore them as much as I could.

What would you do if you were forced to wear your least favorite color?

[King toad]

Proaly wear it without giving a crap.

What would you do if you were strapped to a chair and forced to watch the worst fimls in history.

[MageKirby]

Tip the chair back. I'm not watching any horrible films >=D

What would you do if rabid chipmunks attacked you at night?

[King toad]

Cry. Considering that Rabies managed to get in Britain thus starting the 7 days of apocalips.

What would you do if you had a powercut forever?

[K-dawG]

Wither away.

What would you do if I hit you with a baseball bat? Make that a big baseball bat.

[Scary Fan Girl]

Probably chase you with my Bio book and then whack you really hard. :D

What would you do if I whacked you really hard? XD

[K-dawG]

Run. xD

What would happen to PI if the world collapsed? =O

[King toad]

It would do the exact opposite.

What would you do if everything electronic became alive?

[Virtual Headache]

Run?

WWYDI I sold a CD with songs sung by me?

[MageKirby]

Be the first to buy it 0.0

What would you do if any one of us became a world dictator? (Likely people: CT, CU, VH lawl......)

[PwnageMonster]

Get a bazooka and make them diiiiiiie!

What would you do if your parent/best friend caught you watching porn?

[MageKirby]

Get your bazooka and die.

What would you do if fire pokemons were banned from play =O?

[PwnageMonster]

Scream. Like this. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneo ne

What would you do if nintendo shut down?

[King toad]

Tell them to sue Sony for whatever reason why they shut down.

What would happen if I got hold of a video camera and found out how to put movies on t'internet.

[MageKirby]

Bush will get sued.

What would happen if all the computers revolted?

[King toad]

Then we would be forced to destroy them and cope with Macintosh '88's.

What would happen if I didn't put a question?

[PwnageMonster]

Then I wouldn't be answering your question

What would you do if PI was taken over by an evil villain?

[MageKirby]

It already have. *shifty eyes*

What would you do if your TV was black&white?

[Cipher]

I would buy one that wasn't. :D

What would you do if the world ran out of ice-cream?

[MageKirby]

I would kill myself.

What would you do if Video games were banned? :o

[Cookie Monster]

I would drop dead from shock and horror.

WWYDI if your computer blew up right now? :O

[Protest The Hero]

I'd go to sleep


What would you do if you lost the ability to use your left hand?

[King toad]

I'd get a second right hand to make up for it.

What would you do if you won 1,00,000 pounds/dollars/euros?

[Protest The Hero]

I'd crap myself and then complain to the government because they'd take half of it for "taxes"

What would you do if some guy broke into your house right now?

[Levski]

Pwn him with my dog.

What would you do if I didn't exist.

[Scary Fan Girl]

Wouldn't post after your post. o.O

What would you do if I went insane? Not like my nomral insane thing, but REALLY insane. XD

[Levski]

Disconnect from the internet for one week.

What would you do if BK didn't hate me?

[Mimori Kiryu]

I don't know. XD

What would you do if I didn't join the forums today?

[Nashua]

I would come over where you were and force feed you sandwiches until you do.

What would you do if I stopped my sandwich business?

[Scary Fan Girl]

I would die. ;~; *pokes* Gimme sandwich~

What would you do if I wasn't bored? O:

[Nashua]

I would kick you.

What would you do if I went to your house?

[Virtual Headache]

Ask you for a sandwich^^

v what would you do if your worst enemy would come to your house

[Mimori Kiryu]

I don't have a worst enemy. XD

What would you do if you suddenly forgot anime?

[Scary Fan Girl]

I would be really bored. ;;

What would you do if a piano landed in your keyboard? xD

[Mimori Kiryu]

I'd scream out......in sadness. XD

What would you do if....you suddenly DIED?!? ;;

[Protest The Hero]

I'd haunt people I don't like

What would you do if...Somebody bombed the house next to yours?

[Levski]

I'd finish the house of with a bazooka.

What would you do if BK came to your house?

[Darkrai]

I wouldn't open the door :P

What would you do if Ronald McDonald killed your parents? OO

[Levski]

I would stab him with a french fry.

What would you do if you had a Ferrari?

[Virtual Headache]

Sell it, I don't like Ferrari.

WWYDI music didn't exist?

[Protest The Hero]

Then i'd kill myself, life would NOT be worth living without music
(Music means that much to me)

What would you do if you shot the Political Leader of your Country and you diddn't know it?

[King toad]

I would be wondering who the hell I shot.

What would you do it your house was swarmed by caterpillars.

[K-dawG]

Some how lure them out...

What would you do if I ruled the Earth?

[Annatar]

I would stay inside my house.

What would you do if your toothbrush tried to whack you?

[Scary Fan Girl]

I would brake it. >:3

What would you do if a dog jumped from your roof? o_O

[Brandon]

I'd say "I don't have a dog." xDD

What would you do if your dog was a pokemon? o__O;;

[Annatar]

I'd teach it every single TM and HM.

What would you do if you had a million dollars?

[K-dawG]

Buy every game I've ever wanted. ^^

What would you do if I raised in postcount by 500 in one day?

[Protest The Hero]

I'd drink some water

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you spoke a completly different language?

[King toad]

Watch some Burnt Face Man.

What would you do if I didn't exist?

[K-dawG]

Eat more pie.

What would you do if I threw a keyboard at a wall?

[Levski]

Tell you to buy a new one.

What would you do if ? (purposely)

[K-dawG]

Go. 0.o

What would you do if I did the same as levski just then?

[Levski]

Go to a psychaitrist.

What would you do if the world blew up?

[King toad]

I would laugh at everybody.

What would you do if you went to Neverland?

[Levski]

No.

What would you do if I said DDDDD:

[K-dawG]

Get KT on you.

What would you do If I turned into :banana:?

[King toad]

Also turn into a :banana: and do the whole Peanut Butter Jelly crap.

What would you do if all your base were belong to me?

[Arielle]

I'd go "...wtf?"

What would you do if I gave you multiple mouths?

[King toad]

I would kick you mupltiple times and then sue you, all while watching The Ultimate Showdown.

What would you do if aliens invaded?

[Annatar]

I would get out my anti aircraft guns and try to shoot them down before they landed.

What if you found a million and one ants crawling in your bed?

[Protest The Hero]

I'd call the Ghostbusters

What would you do if you woke up and your house was missing?

[[Refusal of return]]

I'd get a cardboard box.

What would you do if there was a nuclear war (not trying to be humorous....)?

[Annatar]

I'd run around screaming until I was shot to death.

What would you do if you're house tried to lock you up every single time you tried to get out? 0.0

[King toad]

I would burn it while laughing manically. Then feel bad.

What would you do if VH turned evil(er)?

[Annatar]

I would keep screaming until I faint.

What would you do if your computer made you forget everything you knew?

[King toad]

Worship it even more like a god.

What would you do if sport was banned?

[InsanityUnleashed]

Not care

What would you do if mutant alien donuts tried to eat your flesh?

[Annatar]

Then I would eat them before frying them with a flamethrower.

What would you do if you found a wocket in your pocket?

[King toad]

Sell it on ebay. Then get scammed.

What would you do if the internet was banned?

[K-dawG]

Die.

What would you do if alll the things in KT's sig were destroyed?

[Levski]

Cry my eyes out.

What would you do if a flying cow attacked your fridge?

[InsanityUnleashed]

I would say "Flying cow? You don't see those everyday"

What would you do if The 1337 Brothers (K-dawG and King Toad) made you the third 1337 brother?

[Levski]

Celebrate.

What would you do if your avatar ate you?

[Annatar]

I'd probably be digested.

What would you do if a whole army of smilies came to your door and knocked it down?

[Levski]

Send my battalion of :banana: to destroy them.

What would you do if InsanityUnleashed was sane?

[King toad]

Go insane myself.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

[Annatar]

Because I said so.

Why is 8 bigger than 2?

[K-dawG]

Uhhhh wrong thread?

What would you do if all the computers in the world broke?

[Protest The Hero]

I'd go to sleep and pray for the Oakland A's to win the World Series, they are seriously the underdogs of the MLB Playoffs.

What would you do if the Oakland A's swept the New York Mets in the World Series?

[King toad]

I'd go play cricket.

What would you do if Pluto (meh) declared war on Earth?

[Levski]

Send a spaceship with BK to obliterate it.

What would you do if there were no O RLY owls?

[K-dawG]

Eat pie.

What would you do if I ate some Pie?

[Protest The Hero]

I'd drink some coke

What would you do if King Toad's Internet tree was cut down?

[Annatar]

I'd flush my computer down the toilet.

What would you do if a Torchic ran towards you with a knife?

[Protest The Hero]

I'd eat it :P

What would you do if Hamburgers ate people?

[King toad]

I'd get train cheese burgers to eat hamburgers. Then send in the Big Macs to finish them off.

What would you do if BK finally battled Levski on netbattle. Even if I know nothing about it.

[Protest The Hero]

I'd play some battle music

What would you do if someone attacked you with a musical instrument?

[King toad]

Shoot them.

What would you do if Pokemon suddenly became real?

[Annatar]

I'd catch them all within a minute.

What would you do if a Cubone was right next to you?

[King toad]

Eat it.

What would you do if it rained babies?

[K-dawG]

Eat them.

What woud you do if it rained brocolli?

[Protest The Hero]

I'd build a giant monster out of some of it and set it on fire and let it run loose on a killing rampage.

What would you do if the boogie man woke you up in the middle of the night?

[King toad]

Kick him in the nuts and continue sleeping.

What would you do if everything cost 1 (Insert you currency here)?

[MageKirby]

Buy whatever this 'everything' is. Wait...I need change.

What would you do if you found out you were a power ranger?

[Protest The Hero]

I'd use my powers for evil rather than good.

What would you do if a group of planets tried to take over the World?

[[Refusal of return]]

Well... I'd start takeing those pills xD

what would you do if you woke up and you magically changed sex (I know what I'd do xD............. wait, that's sortive sick)

[King toad]

Probaly the same thing as what you would do.

What would you do if you changed sex and DIDN'T do what me and Amos would probaly do.

[Arielle]

I'd seriously freak out, I like being a girl. o_O

What would you do if a fuzzy lion-like alien was out to kill you? =)

[Protest The Hero]

I'd keep playing Pearl

what would you do if you suddenly found yourself in a wrestling ring?

[Virtual Headache]

Run!

WWYDI you saw your least favourite celebrity outside?

[Protest The Hero]

I'd run outside and slap that person in the face.

What would you do if you said "Biggie Smalls" in the mirror 3 times and he came out to haunt you?

[Nashua]

I would find a way to destroy him.

What would you do if I ate all of your food?

[Protest The Hero]

I'd eat you >:O

What would you do if you ate a peace of meat, and was told after that it was human?

[Virtual Headache]

Spit it out X.X

What would you do if your worst nightmare came true?

[Nashua]

I would die.

What would you do if I came out with a video game?

[Protest The Hero]

I'd download it =/

What would you do if you saw me get hit by a car?

[K-dawG]

Point and laugh.

What would you do if a giant pie fell from the sky?

[Ben Kenobi]

Hope it tastes good.

What would you do if all meat was eliminated from the Earth?

[Nashua]

I would eat vegetables.

What would you do if I blew up the world?

[Protest The Hero]

I'd find a way to blow up the after life

What would you do if Ash was real and he slapped you in the face?

[Levski]

I'd m455 p4n1c.

What would you do if Google didn't exist?

[Protest The Hero]

I'd use yahoo

What would you do if Microsoft bought the internet?

[Nashua]

I would stop using it.

What would you do if I corrupted your music folder?

[Protest The Hero]

I would torture you in ways you've never imagined, then i'd send you into the future and eat your kids infront of you then i'd eat you

What would you do if I actually made my webcomic?

[Levski]

Run away scared.

What would you do if the internetz reached it's highest level?

[Nashua]

I would run.

What would you do if I stabbed you with a pitchfork?

[Ben Kenobi]

Hit you in the face with nearest blunt instrument.

What would you do if a fissure appeared in the ground, beneath your feet?

[Levski]

Shout out 'hax'

What would you do if you got ._.'d?

[King toad]

Cry.

What would you do if King toad was wiped from the face of the planet.

[Ben Kenobi]

Assume the throne.

What would you do if you lived in never-ending night?

[Novacaine]

o__o Bonk people with a flashlight of DEUM.

What would you do if money were made of cookie-dough?

[Ben Kenobi]

I would run a counterfeiting syndicate use it as I normally do.

WWYDI 1 + 1 = 11?

[MageKirby]

I've have a 100% average on my 1st grade math tests.

WWYDI PI went pink? =O

[Ben Kenobi]

Shout out "ZOMG PINK!!!" and then drop dead.

WWYDI the O RLY? Owl was killed?

[Novacaine]

Mount it on my wall.

What would you do if the mounted O RLY owl talked to you?

[MageKirby]

Burn it down and give it blood and vinegar.

WWYDI you found out Heaven had no video games? =O

[Ben Kenobi]

Wouldn't care since I am atheist and will probably be going to Hell anyway.

WWYDI a black hole was heading towards the Earth?

[MageKirby]

*Assuming you meant the Earth was heading to the hole* Can't do much about it...lol....spam before I die.

WWYDI electronics were illegal!!?!??

[chester]

I would make them legal

What would you do if illegality was legality?

[King toad]

Kick somebody's shins. Like, really hard and stuff.

WWUDI CU became a god?

[K-dawG]

Make fun of him.

What would you do if I kicked KT's shins?

[Ben Kenobi]

Laugh.

WWYDI England was the only country and English the only language?

[Novacaine]

Point and laugh when the world became overpopulated.

WWYDI the only form of music was toddler lullabies/songs?

[Poketrainer_Red]

I wouldn't care one bit. I never listen to music.

WWYDI Teletubbies took over the world?

[SBJ95]

Blow them up.

WWYDI you'd been handed a free, legal copy of Windows Vista final?

[Virtual Headache]

Most likely not use it.

What would you do if you could get all things you don't like for free?

[SBJ95]

Scream my head off.

WWYDI you got a 19 inch widesceen flatscreen computer monitor?

[King toad]

Wonder why it took 6 days to get here.

WWYD if SPPF characters ruled the world?

[Ben Kenobi]

Laugh and say "I told you so"

WWYDI 50 Cent came to your house?

[Protest The Hero]

I'd give him a blunt just so he'd leave me alone and go away.

What would you do if someone just came up and sot you in the foot?

[Peanutbutterjellytime!!!]

I'd beat his sorry little ass!

What would you do if someone spit on your dead relative's grave?

[Virtual Headache]

Shout at them.

WWYDI your best friend told you they love you?

[Peanutbutterjellytime!!!]

Become not friends?

WWYDI if you were kidnapped?

[Virtual Headache]

try to escape

WWYDI spam would be allowed here everywhere?

[Peanutbutterjellytime!!!]

Spam this place up!

WWYDI if you were the opposite sex?

[Virtual Headache]

explore my body :D

WWYDI I was the opposite sex?

[Peanutbutterjellytime!!!]

^ Adress you as a guy

WWYDI you were balled?

[King toad]

Cry. And cry. And cry. And then start a band that sings sexy songs.

WWYDI everthing powered by electricity rebelled against people.

[Peanutbutterjellytime!!!]

Run away XD.

WWYDI a baby spoke to you?

[Scary Fan Girl]

Have a conversation with that baby. o.o

WWYDI you had a candy?

[Peanutbutterjellytime!!!]

Eat it.

WWYDI you saw a man with a knife coming right at you?

[Protest The Hero]

I'd snap his wrist in two, then find out he was just going to drop the knife off in the kitchen

What would you do if you woke up and saw an axe murderer choppong away at what was your neighbor?

[Peanutbutterjellytime!!!]

Try to grap the axe from him or run.

What would you do if you woke up to find Pikachu sleeping quietly beside you?

[Virtual Headache]

Pet it.

WWYDI Pokémon was real?

[Protest The Hero]

i'd go on a rampage with them, and try to become the most infamus trainer in history. :/

What would you do if you were given the powers to turn things into chocolate?

[Peanutbutterjellytime!!!]

Turn my teachers and sister into chocalate.

What would you do if Saddam came back from the dead?

[Protest The Hero]

I'd hang out and eat Duritos with him untill the U.S army came and kill him again.

What would you do if your knees bent the other way?

[Peanutbutterjellytime!!!]

Walk with my knees bent.

What would you do if you had only 3 days to live?

[King toad]

Rape Jesus.

WWYDI the world was ruled by Monnaco (sp)

[Peanutbutterjellytime!!!]

I don't know?

What would you do if you missed the greatest concert of your life?

[Virtual Headache]

cry.

WWYDI this all was just a dream?

[Peanutbutterjellytime!!!]

Wake up sooner or later.

What would you do if you were trapped in a never-ending dream?

[SBJ95]

Watch The Matrix to find out how to end it.

WWYDI PI didn't exist?

[Virtual Headache]

have a life?

WWYDI I wrote you a letter?

[SBJ95]

Scream "Omg, I got a letter from VH!" and hang it somewhere in my room as a letter from my favorite admin...

WWYDI you had a primordial (microscopic (tiny)) black hole in front of you?

[Fang]

eat it and sell my stomach

WWYDI aliens would attack and you were the only surviver?

[Raz]

Join them.

What would you do if someone mugged you?

[King toad]

Sue the mugger. That'll show him.

WWYDI Jesus was found dead in you bedroom?

[Saruki]

Poke his corpse with a stick,

Then cremate it.

What would you do if a nun barged into your house with a shotgun?

[Ben Kenobi]

Play "The Number of the Beast".

WWYDI you found out your house was built on top of an oil mine?

[Saruki]

Mine the oil.

WWYDI I ate your mom?

[kippkipp]

Shrug and walk away

WWYDI you were a pokemon?

[pajama]

Run around and hang out with octillery.

WWYDI you had to choose between a iglo and a house made of toothpicks?

[kippkipp]

Put the toothpicks around the igloo and call it my spearwall0.o

WWYDI Broccoli ruled the wurld

[pajama]

Become a pyromaniac

WWYDI you where defeated by a toothbrush?

[kippkipp]

never brush my teeth again

WWYDI Turtwig stole your kat,disguised as a ninga turtle?

[SlipKnoT]

I wouldn't care, I don't have a cat.

WWYDII stabbed you in the eye?

[Saruki]

Scream. And bleed. Then contact Scream to kill you for me.

WWYDII licked your ice-cream cone?

[SlipKnoT]

I'd scream "Bitch!", then rip your head off, because that's what I do when people mess with my ice cream.

WWYDII called your mom a fatass?

[King toad]

Call your dad a fatass.

WWYDI these yellow names killed us all, except you, person reading this.

[SlipKnoT]

I'd laugh. HAH. HAHAH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

WWYDII said that System of a Down is the best band ever?

[Saruki]

I'd agree. (sort of) Ah like the song 'Boom' by 'em. Captures George Bush's character completely.

WWYDII screamed in your ear?

[pajama]

Walk away...just walk away.

WWYDII said i found the secret message?

[Saruki]

I wouldn't care.

WWYDII said Quagsire sukzorz?

[pajama]

Slash your head of and offer it to his Quagness

WWYDII said I forgot to bring the Quagsire prayer hats?

[Saruki]

*GASP*! Feed you as an offering to the great Quag.

WWYDII forced you to watch WWI wrestling show?

[pajama]

Harakiri

WWTDII forced you to look like this >>>>:lawl:

[Saruki]

Seppuku.

WWYDII ate your creamed butter?

[pajama]

Thank you for saving me the trouble.

WWYDII got rid of halloween by letting santa ruin it by letting him explore halloween town?

[ino]

get him out

WWYDI pokemon replaced animals

[SlipKnoT]

That makes... NO sense... at all.

WWYDII killed your uncle?

[Sylux]

Revive him from the dead.

WWYDI Dinosaur eggs fell from the sky?

[SlipKnoT]

I'd eat the dinosaur eggs, because they're high in protein. Tyler likes his protein.

WWYDII got drunk and threw up on you?

[SBJ95]

I'd throw up on you.

WWYDII stole your dog and ate him for breakfast?

[SlipKnoT]

I'd kidnap you and have you for breakfast, I'm a cannibal that way.

WWYDII left PI?

[Comis Patronus]

Uh....dunno? XD

WWYDII became nuts and started giving everyone random amounts of PMs?

~@};-

[SlipKnoT]

I'd rofl my ass off.

WWYDII tackled your parents?

[Comis Patronus]

Get a pistol. :P

WWYDII put Suicune619 in a garbage disposal?

~@};-

[SlipKnoT]

I'd cry. =(

What would you do if I started getting all lovey-dovey with your girlfriend?

[Comis Patronus]

Let Ellie kill you. ;P

WWYDII said that Pokemon XD was meant to be the interwebz lingo for the first Pokemon parody?

~@};-

[SlipKnoT]

I'd call your crazy and have you sent to the looney bin.

WWYDII said that you were fat?

[Peanutbutterjellytime!!!]

Say yeah I know.

WWYDI the South would have won?

[Saruki]

I wouldn't care because I LIVE IN CANADA.

WWYDI you had Endometrial cancer?

[SlipKnoT]

I'd say you were lying.

WWYDII became a mod and closed the Spam thread?

[Saruki]

I'd go commit suicide, or seppuku. (you sexy baffoon, you can't get Endometrial cancer. YOU'RE A GUY.)

WWYDI you puked all over your math teacher?

[SlipKnoT]

I laugh, and say that isn't my math teacher, because I don't HAVE a math teacher. >D

WWYDII went to your school, found your class, jumped onto a table, took off my pants, and danced around like an idiot?

[Saruki]

I'd still call you sexy. Hopefully you wear boxers.

WWYDI you lost a leg? (are you serious you don't study math?)

[SlipKnoT]

I'd scream, because I just lost my leg... !

WWYDII said that WWYDII meant "What Would You Do If I", and your last 'WWYDII' made no sense, because you actually said "What would you do if I you lost a leg?"? Because, what I just said is true, WWYDII means "What Would You Do If I".

BTW, it's complicated (my school situation), but in short: I study math but I don't have a math teacher. Crazy I know, but true.

[Saruki]

I wouldn't care. You mean you have one teacher for everything? Sucks to be you.

WWYDI you just discovered that the world by itself is actually a paradox?

[SlipKnoT]

I'd say "HOLY SHIT... REALLY...? THAT'S... HIGHLY UNLIKELY...", then probably shoot myself.

WWYDII said that all music fails at life?

[Peanutbutterjellytime!!!]

I'd say you're an idiot.

WWYDI Pantera reunited with Zakk wylde as guitarist?

[Saruki]

I... couldn't care less.

WWYDI SLIPKNOT TOOK OVER TEH WORLD!!!!!!!11111

[SlipKnoT]

I'D BE LIKE F*CK YEAH~!!!!!!

WWYDII said that all cats should be killed?

[Saruki]

I'd kill you. I love catz MUN.

WWYDI a crazy reggae man killed your mom?