Ask a stupid question- get a stupid answer!

[Virtual Headache]

Well, the title explains itself:
Ask a stupid question, next poster makes a stupic answer and another question.

Why has bread never been in love?

[Arielle]

Becuase it never met spam. XD

Why do I exist? XD

[K-dawG]

So that your body can form tiny spam cells.

Why do I eat pies more in the morning?

[Fabi]

Cuz' you ate all pies in the morning, there aren't any more for the evening.

Why today is August 21st?

[Virtual Headache]

Because yesterday was a day before.

Why can't dogs talk to humans?

[K-dawG]

Because they serve Satan.

Why do phones disobey me?

[King toad]

Because they hate you.

What is the square root of Barret?

[MageKirby]

48

Why do we have powdered water?

[K-dawG]

Becuase if we didn't the world would explode.

What would happen if bloodsucking creatures ruled the world?

[King toad]

Give them cheese.

What do you get if you mix a pencil with a pen?

[K-dawG]

A bloodsucking creadture! >=D

Where do pies originate from?

[King toad]

Wood and leaves.

Who is Albert Einstein?

[K-dawG]

A bald guy who wonders round the streets naked.

Why was spam created?

[King toad]

Because Monty Python own.

Who are/is Monty Python?

[angryalien]

what is the answer to life and everthing

[King toad]

To put an answer for the post above you THEN put the question.

Cheese comes from which plant?

[angryalien]

a daffodile there yellow
what is the answer to life and everthing

[King toad]

To be awesome.

Who is the greatest?

[Scary Fan Girl]

Pencils, duh.

Why does the alphabet start with letter?

[Avegaille]

Because... they have taken over the world?

What is a cow?

[Virtual Headache]

An animal which sleeps at night.

Why is cheese yellow?

[King toad]

Because God hates cheese.

If one train was heading east, and another heading west, what would happen if they were on the same track?

[K-dawG]

Depends on wether god likes trains or not...

Why was there snakes on a plane?

[King toad]

Because snakes are attracted to Samuel Jackson (It's a pretty kick arse movie you know)

India or China?

[MageKirby]

Depends on their flavor.

Why are paper lethal?

[Scary Fan Girl]

Because pigs go moo. <3

Why am I posting in this thread?

[K-dawG]

Because God told you to. =OOO

Why do the Pies I eat get digested?

[Arielle]

Because you had 101 messages instead of 100.

Why am I tired?

[King toad]

Either because God hates you or the fact your brain wants to kill you.

Why am I overusing God so much latley?

[K-dawG]

Because your running out of puns to use. xD

Why do I have MS Word open in another wwindow? 0.o

[Arielle]

Because of your typo.

Why do I have a house?

[K-dawG]

So you can throw eggs at it.

Why do ducks smell of spam?

[MageKirby]

Because thats what spam is made of.

Why is my room green?

[K-dawG]

'Cos Kirby painted it that colour.

Why do pigs drink sour milk on wednesdays?

[MageKirby]

Because they drink coke on tuesdays.

Why is Starburst so addicting.

[King toad]

Because they contain nicotine.

How much does Studio Ghibly own?

[MageKirby]

He pwns n00bs.

Why do people do this: =DDD

[K-dawG]

To annoy KT.

Why does my printer make annoying noises?

[Levski]

Because God hates you.

Why does BK want to kill me?

[K-dawG]

Because you ate plastic straws.

Why do webcams always catch you doing embarrasing things?

[Levski]

Because James Bond tells them to do so.

Why do people look too deep into food (pies, waffles, bread, etcetera)?

[K-dawG]

Because They are alive.

Why do Ipods control the world?

[Levski]

Because they have an uncanny likeliness with KT.

Why does the world exist?

[King toad]

So in 25 billion years, it can be blown up by the sun.

Dog + Cat x Horse = ?

[K-dawG]

Superflyingdinosaurmonkey

Do ducks hide crumbs in gift shops?

[MageKirby]

Depends on the flexibility.

Why does XXL calculators exist?

[King toad]

To cause confusion in the world.

What's the worst animal in the world?

[PwnageMonster]

The Monkeydogcatogrewolfhamster

What is 1+Pie?

[King toad]

Cheese.

What the hell is a dog anyways?

[K-dawG]

A strange being attempting to control the world.

Can it really rain cats and dogs?

[PwnageMonster]

Yes. But first you need to throw a boulder at the sun while standing on pluto.

Is there such a thing as a mutant snorlax?

[PwnageMonster]

Yes as long as they eat the great sandwich of 1337ness

How can I get a shiny pokemon in less than 2 seconds?

[King toad]

Teh úber hax0rz. Or you could just buy them of someone else.

Was my post witty for KT standard?

[MageKirby]

Hardly.

Can I hook up my Pocket Gameboy on to my computer?

[Levski]

Yes, with your hair.

Why is SPP hacked?

[MageKirby]

No. But nubcake and newb are the same.

Why is a smiley yellow?

[King toad]

Who the hell would want a <insert bad colour here> smilie?

Will anyone ever go on the Chat? *Nudge nudge wink wink*

[PwnageMonster]

Not unless the toilet says so

Will I ever be able to get enough points for a coloured username?

[MageKirby]

No more than me.

Why are abbreviations so over rated?

[PwnageMonster]

Because god said so

What would happen if you ate prehistoric cheese?

[MageKirby]

You're max HP would increase.

What would a pink grape stand for?

[En-Cu-Kou]

An orange cherry, no less.

Why do I see so many new people?

[K-dawG]

Because you have exactly 800 posts. It ascts as a newbie magnet.

Why do pies sleep on fridges?

[PwnageMonster]

Because all the 1337 people sleep on fridges

What is 1+1+Cheese?

[MageKirby]

Cheese*3+(4^23)/93e

How come I'm the only one who didnt know about our second admin?

[Levski]

Because you ate too much bananas.

Why do I own so much?

[Arielle]

Because you have an orange name =DDD

Why is orange so cool?

[King toad]

Because it beat the crap out of Blue, Red and Green all at once.

Will this ever get to page 10?

[MageKirby]

Not unless we stop spamming.

Will we ever stop spamming?

[Scary Fan Girl]

Ofcourse. If we don't post.

Is there a reason of why we should spell words?

[MageKirby]

No, but there is a way to spell words.

Why are 4leaf clovers lucky?

[King toad]

The extra clover is it's brain. A very smart brain that knows how to do stuff you don't.

Is StrawberryClock a good name?

[K-dawG]

On Pluto perhaps...

Why did they shrink Pluto's ego?

[King toad]

Because it's Pluto for god's sake.

Shall we get off the topic on Pluto before it goes to far.

[InsanityUnleashed]

NO J00 NUB! :mad:

Why is this place called the PeeEye Forums?

[Levski]

Because of your inexistant sig.

Why does adssgdsgffd?

[InsanityUnleashed]

Because the owl just said O RLY.

Why did the fgfffgf cross the jhjhhjhhfgffd?

[Levski]

Because no.

Why does D: > XD?

[InsanityUnleashed]

Because the torchic at the top of the page said so

Why am I playing this time wasting but fun game?

[Scary Fan Girl]

'Cuz he was bored.

How come you don't get to cross the road right now? D:

[Levski]

Because the airplanes will kill you.

Why is x = 67 * -45 - (-67 / 43) ?

[InsanityUnleashed]

Because 4+164764646648646265455423 equals poo

Why arnt j00 tlkin lyk diis

[King toad]

Because then I'd have to kill myself and mulitple people along the way.

Mints, evil or good?

[Levski]

g.

Why am I alone in the chat?

[King toad]

Because Mr Einstein kicks everyone out.

What does AYBABTU stand for?

[InsanityUnleashed]

Poo

I HERD J00 LYK MOODKIPS. IZ DAT TR00.

[Levski]

I\I0.

Is Pogeymonz cool?

[Annatar]

I don't know.

Are smilies really smilies?

[King toad]

Defiantly not.

Best. Game. Ever?

[Annatar]

The one where you jump off a cliff a thousand times.

What's the eviliest game ever?

[MageKirby]

The one where you jump ON the cliff.

Why do I have bruises everywhere? 0.0

[[Refusal of return]]

you tried to jump on the cliff, but fell off it

What the hell do i do here?

[King toad]

Something about something.

Are RPG's still awesome?

[Levski]

They're crazy like pies.

Why do people exist?

[Protest The Hero]

Beacuse I was bored

Why can't we all learn one language?

[MageKirby]

Because that's child labor.

Why are metals ductile?

[SBJ95]

Cause I was bored.

Why doesn't rain ever fall UP?

[Levski]

Because of KT.

Why is people spelled that way?

[K-dawG]

Because if it wasn't your brains would explode.

Why do meat chunks like to be cared for?

[Levski]

13.

Who is 1337?

[SBJ95]

Some actually normal guy who starred in a movie.

If Sharpies aren't sharp, then why are they called Sharpies?

[King toad]

Because they're smarter than all of us.

Pi + Pi? (That's the never-ending number, not the kick arse forum)

[Ben Kenobi]

Between 6 and 7.

Why is the Sun so bright?

[Ludicolo master]

Beacause that's what it looks like.

who are you?

[Umi_Swampert]

Not you, obviously


Mayor McCheese (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayor_McCheese), real, myth, or monkey from the third dimension?

[King toad]

Is actually Chuck Norris in a monkey disguise.

Which of the following is Chuck Norris?
Not awesome.
Not at all awesome.

[SBJ95]

Ask a Rayquaza.

Is cheese really mold, or is it just a telephone in disguise? o_O; Ehehe...

[Poketrainer_Red]

It is neither. The real answer is pie.

Is pie the answer to everything?

[King toad]

Hell no. Muffins are.

Is a NEs better than a SNES?

[Poketrainer_Red]

No. The only thing better than SNES is the SSES. (SuperSpamEntertainmentSystem)

What does the V in VBulletin stand for?

[chester]

Vindictive

What does the Bulletin in vBulletin stand for?

[Poketrainer_Red]

Bug Ultra Larg Larg Entrance Tea Introduction Noses

What does the F in Forum stand for?

[King toad]

Fun.....

As in Fun or Read up me.

some screwed up guy made it.



Is Bue truly better than Red?

[chester]

No, but Blue is.

Is a King better than a Toad?

[Poketrainer_Red]

No, only a Noctgon, Charichu, Hitmonleechantop or Gardezard is better than a toad.

[King toad]

Because the point is to put a question after j00r answer.

Was I too harsh in the above answer?

[SBJ95]

Uh, 42?

Is air guitar pointless?

[Ben Kenobi]

Only in space where there is no air.

What is the square root of evil?

[King toad]

Cheese.

Are dogs related to cats?

[Levski]

Bill Gates.

Meergh or yesh?

[Ben Kenobi]

a

Why is the number 666 associated with the Devil?

[SBJ95]

It's his area code.

Why doesn't an 802.11G access point work with my DS?

[~Fantastic_Gary~]

sicne (8+0)/2 = 4 stands for D and with two ones you can make a S from the G..

What do English like the most about Cats?

[K-dawG]

Only if your a kitten.

Do pies=ownageness?

[King toad]

Damn right they don't.

If Pen + Pencil = Awesome. Then does Awesome = KT = Pen + Pencil?

[Sharp]

Only if the Pencil is Red and the Pen Blue

Is it good to wear multicoloured tinted sunglasses?

[Flibbington]

I like to sing BLAKADAKADAKADAKA SABBAGHA BAGGHA RAAAAADEATHANDDESTRUCTIONAAAAA! Also, I good elephant pineapples.

What is me?

[~Fantastic_Gary~]

You , watch your profile !

What is the last decimal of Pi?

[Flibbington]

PIIIIIIES!

What is your name?

[Virtual Headache]

bread

can bread be in love?

[Flibbington]

Nosh

Whatdesb rosebht9perhtv9srfeh8n-saed?

[~Fantastic_Gary~]

that Jibacoil is the best with the move Flamethrower

What are you going to say?

[Sharp]

Pizza Maniac!!!

Can you run at the speed of light?

[~Fantastic_Gary~]

duh that is how I beat Sonic

Are you going to school tomorow?

[Sharp]

No, I forgot where it is.

Do you own a turtle shell?

[~Fantastic_Gary~]

uhm, yeah in Malibu

do you have a date tomorow?

[Sharp]

Yeah, I am going with someone to an Ice Cream Shop in the North Pole.

Is using a pick axe good for cutting cucumbers?

[Flibbington]

Yeah, it's January the 9th tomorrow. ;)

What day is it yesterday?

[Sharp]

Scare the Scarecrow Day

Do you have a Paper Fireplace?

[Flibbington]

Yesh

Do I have a chance with anyone?

[Sharp]

If you play Monopoly, then pick up the Yellow cards. That is your chance.

Can you drive a car with square wheels?

[~Fantastic_Gary~]

When you are in it I can drive it of an cliff..

Do you do Yoga?

[Sharp]

No, but I know a mate called 'Yogi' Bear

Does rice grow on top of houses?

[~Fantastic_Gary~]

no in the sewer

when act mice as rabits?

[Flibbington]

When my beard haffe grow.

neiahriocairihihihiiihinielsisabwehr?

[King toad]

Indeed.

Who exactly IS Mewtwo?

[Flibbington]

Meergh.

Meergh?

[Sharp]

Emotion Evasion!

Tasty sewage water?

[~Fantastic_Gary~]

Grimer

Would you move to Mars?

[Ben Kenobi]

In 30 seconds.

Nicko McBrain or Dave Lombardo?

[~Fantastic_Gary~]

Nicko Lombardo

the king or the queen?

[Sharp]

King of Spades and the Queen of Hearts

Golden Braces?

[King toad]

Why yes!


Are phones the answer to everything?

[Sharp]

Secret Calculator in Maths Class!!!

Should watching grass grow become a sport?

[King toad]

No, proffesional music listening takes muhs more skill.

Is there really a point to this?

[SBJ95]

O rly.

Why aren't schools being disintegrated at ninety million feet per second?

[King toad]

Because Jesus loves them.

Is calling your child Clarence cruel?

[SBJ95]

Only if it is elephant birthed by a mouse.

Can I blow up Microsoft HQ?

[Sharp]

No, you can.

Is dead flowers a sign of a well maintained garden?

[King toad]

No, fire is.

Who will win the console wars?

[SlipKnoT]

A fish

Why is the sky not pinkish red?

[Flibbington]

Because Flibbington//Closed.

Why?

[SlipKnoT]

Because

Why 2?

[Sylux]

since cheese is good.

Why are PS and I the only ones on the chat?

[SBJ95]

Because Kubuntu rox5.

Why is Firefox so pwnish?

[Sylux]

because of mouseparrots.

Why hasn't Psi been on BAF today?

[SBJ95]

Because revenge is 9.

Why does poop come out a hole?

[Sylux]

square=ofnttdcrxeys

do peaches come from Jupiter?

[Sharp]

Yes, about 999,999,999,999 of them.

Is there as many roots of hair on you head as grains of sand on the Earth?

[Flibbington]

Obviously bwehr.

BWHErw80hre0w?

[SHTR]

YA RLY


Why did Alex spam my usernotes which lead to a war?

[Ben Kenobi]

Because 1 + 1 = window

Who invented Pi?

[~Fantastic_Gary~]

Herd of Violence

who spams?

[Flibbington]

Spammers don't kill people, Mini-modders do!

What am I?

[Sylux]

FISH PIZZA

Can I have some toast?

[~Fantastic_Gary~]

only served at midnight, Sir.

Do you go to New York tomorow?

[Sylux]

10+87=1.56988473860268670

do you like apple bread?

[SBJ95]

Only if the evil dumpster is in place.

Where is the second evil dumpster?

[Sylux]

in Alaska.

Did VH get a PM I sent her?

[SBJ95]

In Hawaii.

What is Pie times Cake?

[SHTR]

Me with a Fat Tummy


Why is Pie so YUMMY

[Sharp]

Because it is Pie

Can you build Lego as high as the Empire State Building?

[Flibbington]

Gnib.

Not gnib bilf?

[SBJ95]

Jibacoiled.

Why does gum lose its flavor?

[Sharp]

Because you are eating cheap rubber made from dragon crap

Is being squashed by a brick wall a cheaper way of a massage?

[K-dawG]

According to the laws of Pie that is...

3636345242765865x56256253625363426532463=?

[Aptenodytes]

-54

Why am I 1337?

[Anthony / Torchic]

because you're not 1336

why is the sea blue?

[Kipp]

mudkip made it blue

why does grass grow?

[SBJ95]

Because I typed it so.

Why was Calvn & Hobbes cancelled?

[Kipp]

because the tv diretors got boared of it and didnt even ask for our opinion:mad:

why is the sun hot?

[Aptenodytes]

Because it bought a bikini.

Why am I bored?

[SBJ95]

Because I don't have any red stars.

Apt-get install firefox. Yay or nay?

[Sharp]

Yayney

Can you fit the Moon in your eye socket?

[Anthony / Torchic]

depends how close you are

Can I put a piano up my nose?

[Fabi]

If you belive in yourself, you can :P

Why its dark now?

[Anthony / Torchic]

because i got heart burn from eating the sun

Why am I a human?

[Aptenodytes]

Because you're not a midget.

Why is the sky red?

[Anthony / Torchic]

because god started bleeding

why do boys have nipples?

[Aptenodytes]

Because that's where apple juice comes from.

Why is Michael Jackson white?

[Anthony / Torchic]

because he had pnumonia

why are stars white?

[Sharp]

Because they forgot how to shine any other colour

Square Wheels?

[Anthony / Torchic]

we're still trying to evolve from square wheels

why do we have a priminister?

[Aptenodytes]

Because they die too quickly.

What is 1 + fish?

[Anthony / Torchic]

fishies

what is 1 + 1?

[King toad]

A can of chicken.

What happens when you mine for fish?

[Aptenodytes]

You get fishsticks

Why are babies small?

[SBJ95]

Because I've got a pretty kitty by me.

Why did my aunt name her dog Girl Dog?

[Aptenodytes]

Because it was a kitten.

Why is the forum silverish?

[SBJ95]

Because it's green.

Why is folding at home?

[Anthony / Torchic]

because it is

Why is a Wet Wipe wet?

[SBJ95]

Because it is the Daily Double.

Why is Adept Manager?

[Aptenodytes]

Because it's green.

Why are bears pink?

[SBJ95]

Because they are Teddy.

Why is root su?

[Aptenodytes]

Because they're not brown.

Why did Pikachu cry?

[SBJ95]

Because it was lauging like a maniac.

Why am I lauging like a maniac?

[Virtual Headache]

Because I'm THAT funny

why is my homework boring?

[Don Patch]

Because it never includes a free toy with every purchase.
Why did I post that?

[Sharp]

Because Mr Smith told you to

Should taking over the world be done with pea shooters?

[Virtual Headache]

No, but with a decent amount of bread.

Where does the rain come from?

[SBJ95]

From the Indianapolis Colts leading the Chicago Bears! YAY!

Why is my puppy so handsome?

[Virtual Headache]

Because it knows how to use make-up.

Why is my mailbox full of spam?

[Ben Kenobi]

Because Google plan to take over the world starting with your mailbox.

Why do the French military never win?

[Umi_Swampert]

They're too busy making fun of America to win. And making tasty things to eat.


What's with that thing? I mean, that thing on your face?

[Sharp]

A Bucket

Tarmac Sandwich?

[Virtual Headache]

With spam please.

What will I dream about the 23rd January 2010?

[King toad]

Me. And possibly flouting elephants urging you to change your life.


If I had a TV show, what would it be about?

[Ben Kenobi]

It would be about the TV show about you.

Why do men have nipples?

[King toad]

So EXTREMLY sad under-sexed guys can pose in a mirror.

If life is fair, why do roses have thorns?

[Ben Kenobi]

To ward off psychotic people.

How were we created?

[Sharp]

With Butter.

Is a Sunflower as hot as the Sun?

[~Fantastic_Gary~]

only when they are born in January

why does February has 28 days normally and 29 days at times?

[Sharp]

Because it is -1 day

Is standing in wet cement for a day a good idea?

[Scary Fan Girl]

Depends on the flavor.

What? [/lame question XD]

[Peanutbutterjellytime!!!]

I don't know.


So why do Asians have slanted eyes?

[King toad]

The same reason why westerners don't.

Why is New Zealand so awesome?

[Ben Kenobi]

Because LotR was filmed there.

Did the chicken come before the egg?

[Anthony / Torchic]

maybe

How many colours are there in blue?

[Flibbington]

Blue.

Blue? Blue? Blue? Blue?

[Sharp]

Yes, with a hint of Lime.

Tasty Light Bulbs?

[~Fantastic_Gary~]

For the light bulb monster of Breadlane (sesamstreet from other dimension)

How old is your brother?

[Sharp]

-40

Bread and Butter or Butter and Bread?

[~Fantastic_Gary~]

Butter on Butter

Siamese triplets or Identic Siamese Twins?

[Sharp]

1 please

Does the wind carry cannonballs?

[~Fantastic_Gary~]

only two at the time

Future or Past mayonaise?

[Sharp]

Present Mayonnaise

Headless Chicken or Headed Chicken?

[~Fantastic_Gary~]

Chickens with two heads. ftw

Mice or Rice?

[Sharp]

Mrice

Salmon seasoned with Urine?

[~Fantastic_Gary~]

no only with blood

V skates or ice?

[King toad]

Water-thingy.

Who would win in a fight, Me or you?