The PI family v.2

[Ludicolo master]

May i join?

[MageKirby]

We need your position and your occupation.

PS - The crazy uncle has been taken by me and its mine *RaWr*

[Ludicolo master]

what?

[MageKirby]

Um...who do you want to be? And your occupation. As in your vocation or your job.

I'm an uncle and a trumpeter.

[Ludicolo master]

oh.
cousin.
Occupation:translation

[Protest The Hero]

Black Jack is a game for posers!

Play the REAL gambling card POKER!!!

Nah, Black jack is fun, but poker is more fun.

I lost more money to Count Jerry at last nights poker game, that damn vampire has a mean poker face :O

[MageKirby]

My math teacher had a mean poker face. Everytime I want to ask a question, she got the face on. Mad scary~~~

[Arielle]

I don't have a poker face, I don't think. >:

*goes to write... not* XD

[Nashua]

I tried to get a poker face, but it got poked.[/badjoke]

*something explodes*

You heard nothing.

[Black Dragon]

I'm playing MD: Red.

Playing Western Cave w/ Lv. 79 Charizard and Lv. 47 Shelgon.

I heard something. It's...an explosion?

That reminds me...

I just can't believe that for once, Dad's humungo-ass prevented toxic gas from escaping.

[MageKirby]

Is it just me or did the bathroom just explode??

[Black Dragon]

It's just you, my friend.

[Scary Fan Girl]

oh.
cousin.
Occupation:translation

Ermm, what's your occupation? A translator? Just asking so I can add you... o.o;
--

Something exploded? O_O;;

[MageKirby]

It's just you, my friend.

Oh goody. I thought the ghost was doing so de_Bathroom in there. Hopefully not.

CT, he says its nothing.

[Protest The Hero]

*turns on Dark Wave music and starts dancing the robot*

I heard this is a ritual for getting rid of the ghost in the bathroom

[Arielle]

Ewww, there's a ghost in the bathroom!!! ;o;

...makes for an interesting plot twist. *goes to write yet again*

[K-dawG]

There is no ghost in the bathroom its your puny minds malfunctioning.

[MageKirby]

I got a question. If a ghost is in a bathroom, is it made of toilet papers instead of tablecloth?

[K-dawG]

There is no Ghost. End of discussion.

Seriously though you guys should think of getting a brain scan or something.

Although there is a vampire in the basement thats a fact.

[Arielle]

My mind ISN'T malfunctioning, I saw it with my own two eyes! Then it went though me and I shivered!

Don't call me crazy!! ;o;

[MageKirby]

Meh, I just went with the rumors. Dont point the finger at me.

The Vampire, I think he's a Pokemon TCG pro also.

[Arielle]

Oh? Know if he's good at Yu-Gi-Oh? I have some good cards... or at least I will have some good cards when I steal them from my brother. Buahaha.

[Protest The Hero]

No, I think Count Jerry is only good at poker, maybe Blackjack as well, seeing as how it's also a game of wits.

I think the ghost in the bathroom is hungry

[Nashua]

*throws sandwich in there*

That should help.

[MageKirby]

*uses Turn Undead on the sandwich*

NOW it should help.

*sings I Like ChocolateMilk*

[Protest The Hero]

*Ghost lights the sandwhich on fire*

Looks like it doesn't like sandwhichs an....wait a minute!....How in the hell do ghosts light ghost sandwhiches on fire??

What did you put in it Nash?

[Arielle]

They're magical ghosts! Are you sure that's not an arandia... oh wait, that's my story. *goes to hit head on wall* MOMMY, I'M MIXING REALITY WITH FANTASY AGAIN!! XD;;

I... don't know. oO

[Scary Fan Girl]

... Sammi... our cousin is scaring me. D:

[MageKirby]

Finally someone took down the Halloween decorations. They were really bugging me. Now to look for some undead donuts or something.

[Arielle]

I agree, about time.

I wonder if the Christmas decorations will be frozen to the house this year? XD

[Protest The Hero]

I found a ghost pizza (Don't ask me how I did it)

*Puts it in the bathroom*

I think he likes it

*A flamming pizza hurls out of the bathroom*

Guess not. Damn that ghost, we're nice to it and it still throws flamming things at us. I'm gonna do something about this

[MageKirby]

I agree, about time.

I wonder if the Christmas decorations will be frozen to the house this year? XD

Hopefully it isnt as eye burning as the halloween one. That really hurt my vision.

And the ghost set fire on the pizza? o.O;;; Who makes these foods?

[Nashua]

I had nothing to do with this.

Well, we could call the Ghostbusters, but I suspect that they are in retirement.

[MageKirby]

We can try the Ghostbusters vers. 3.54 =O

[Protest The Hero]

it says here that Ghostbusters Ver 3.54 is out of business. but Ghostbuster Ver 3.55 is in.

.......Whats the difference?

[MageKirby]

Their name =O

Methinks ghostbuster ver 3.54 is the same as ver 3.55. Just the people are in different costumes.

So we cant get the ghost out?

[Protest The Hero]

You can go ahead and try. I still don't trust it just because they keep on switching from one point number to another.

*Flamming toilet paper is tossed out of the bathroom*

We need to act NOW! it knows we're trying to get rid of it

[Arielle]

*calls the Magical Police*
Everyone: ....
Me: Oh... yeah... don't exist... o.o;;

*calls the Police*
Heeeeelp, there's a ghost!

[Nashua]

I have my secret weapon now.

*plays a flute really horribly, the barrage of flaming toilet paper stops*

I think it's gone.

*hears someone knocking on the front door* Who could that be at this time of night?

[MageKirby]

The same people who didnt like me playing J-E-N-O-V-A on the electric guitar. >_> Guess who ELSE called the police

[Nashua]

Drat, not ghost police...

*throws flaming toilet paper at them*

*gets beaten up*

[MageKirby]

Whoa!! Is the ER open at this time of the night??

[Arielle]

I'm sure it is. I mean, are they really going to leave people to die in the middle of the night? o_O

*runs from ghost*

[Protest The Hero]

*Is dressed as a Shinto Priest*

Be gone you vile creature!

*Begins throwing strips of paper with the kanji for "Clense" written on it at the ghost*

[MageKirby]

*Gets a High Priest to caste Magnus Exorcismus*

I think its about time we took on this war -.-

[Protest The Hero]

We're not holy enough!! >.<

we need more holy power!

[MageKirby]

Call in the PI crusaders!!! We need everything that we can get our hands on!!

[Nashua]

*is revived*

*throws bibles at said ghosts*

[Arielle]

More holy power?

...I'm out of ideas. *shot* XD

[Black Dragon]

Since when were ghosts evil?

[MageKirby]

Word. Call in the dark druids also, we might need both ends of the situation.

[Arielle]

I... don't know. Maybe that's why our approach is wrong? XD

I agree with MageKirby (omg your initials are MK 8DD), bring dark people too. XD

[Black Dragon]

Nergal isn't evil enough, there's only one person that can do whatever you want. That calls for a new anime-esque thing.

Episode 1: Enter the Black Knight!
Synopsis: Due eventually.

[Nashua]

I could bring Darth Vader, or someone else.

*picks up some more bibles and satanic books*

[Deprivated Angel]

your family cat's back.. with a fresh start. :(

MEOWWWW.

i feel tired and weird. oh crap, it's past midnight already... kitty needs sleep?! and not sleep for twelve hours/until noon. >_>

[Arielle]

Hi Kittie *pets* Now get to bed. XD

[Deprivated Angel]

Hi umm.. ummm.. WHO ARE YOU? T___T Kitteh missed a lot, so.. yeah.

Kitteh died and became an angel.

...

The kitty that was an atheist when she died too. WHOAWHOAWHOAAA. Lol, that was stupid imo.

So um, what's the topic circulating around the family? or who just committed a crime or something? Child abuse? Robbery? Et cetera, et cetera?

[Protest The Hero]

we're trying to get rid of a ghost thats haunting our bathroom and throws flamming toilet paper at people.

*Still dressed as a shinto priest*

DAMN HOLY POWERS OF MINE!!*not working*

[Arielle]

Hi umm.. ummm.. WHO ARE YOU? T___T Kitteh missed a lot, so.. yeah.

Kitteh died and became an angel.

...

The kitty that was an atheist when she died too. WHOAWHOAWHOAAA. Lol, that was stupid imo.

So um, what's the topic circulating around the family? or who just committed a crime or something? Child abuse? Robbery? Et cetera, et cetera?

It's Sammi with a name change. 8D Why? Don't know. XD

Wow, is our house really that bad most of the time? XD No, just what he said v

we're trying to get rid of a ghost thats haunting our bathroom and throws flamming toilet paper at people.

*Still dressed as a shinto priest*

DAMN HOLY POWERS OF MINE!!*not working*

When did you dress up? o_O

[Black Dragon]

Ano HiTo should be a cleric.

[Scary Fan Girl]

Whoa. AH... you sure are a crazy cousin... still... get rid of the ghost! Please!

[Cookie Monster]

*walks in and listens about the story about a ghost in our bathroom*

o_O;

...That's it. No more TV for anyone. D:

[Arielle]

WHAAAAAAAAT? That's just not fair! I don't even watch it often! Why should I suffer? ;o; </3

[MageKirby]

Does that include YouTube and downloaded anime???? D=

[Nashua]

The television had nothing to do with this. Not one bit.

[Black Dragon]

Yeah, just mete out some corporal punishment (i.e. whipping w/ thorny stuff)

But, since I am not of the [insert last name] household, I do not get punishment. =P

[Protest The Hero]

I've got my own HD TV in my room, he can take the family TV all he wants, I paid for my HD TV in my room, he can't touch it!

*Still trying to "Clense" the ghost*

[MageKirby]

Maybe....the ghost likes cheese. Swish or cheddar?

[Nashua]

*throws cheddar*

I think he likes it.

*huge glob of cheddar slides down the stairs*

[Black Dragon]

I was supposed to go to a guitar performance at Penn Square today, but it got cancelled because of the "snowstorm". I mean, c'mon, it was only 4 inches!

Oh, well. I guess I'll just wait until my piano recital, which is Dec. 12. Again, at Penn Square. =)

Anyways, I think mozzarella is the best kind of cheese.

[Arielle]

Apparently, the ghost doesn't agree with you. *ghost slings mozzarella at BK*

[K-dawG]

Hehehehehe the ghost doesn't like BK. You like me don't you ghost?

[Black Dragon]

:(

*leaves* Nobody wants my Mozzy...

[MageKirby]

I want Mozzy. And how does anyone cancel concerts for.....you said 4? Not too deep. That is totally screwed up to a musician.

[Nashua]

Well, just call and say that you would like to cancel the tickets.

[Protest The Hero]

*Lying on the floor on fire*

Why isn't anyone helping me!?!?!?

[Nashua]

*pours water on you*

There, is that better, or worse?

[Protest The Hero]

*IS still sizzling*

I ment why isn't anyone helpling me fight the ghost?

I can't do it on my own

[Nashua]

Sandwiches don't work, neither does cheese.

*throws a church at the ghost, a huge explosion occurs*

[Protest The Hero]

*Caught on fire again*

Why does this always happen to me!?

*starts rolling in the grass*

[Nashua]

Maybe the fire likes you.

*hoses him with water*

[Protest The Hero]

*Body is smoking*

Well...., I don..

*Sees that the ghost got bigger*

I need to go sleep

*Walks into room and goes to sleep

[Arielle]

Um... isn't someone going to help? O.O;;;
...
*run*

[MageKirby]

I've found the ultimate plan









In getting my pocket trumpet for christmas. Ghost comes later.

[Protest The Hero]

Doesn't seem like the trumpet is working, unless....

*hooks up MageKirby's trumpet to "teh 4mp of D34th"

ok, play a tune, and you might want to cover your ears, this is going to hurt, alot

[K-dawG]

*Braces himself for teh 4mp of D34th's loudness.

This better work...

[MageKirby]

*tries a high G*

OMG!! There goes the glasses.

*Play's Champion Battle from PKMN G/S/C (the one on Lance or Trainer Red)*

[Brandon]

Hey everyone, sorry for my absense, I had to run to the sotre to buy milk. DX Darn lines are too long. >_>;

Translation:
Sorry, my computer was taken away but I will be here now. : D.

How is everyone now? It's been a while. D:

[Cookie Monster]

How is everyone? Well...right now, I'm in my home-made bunker, bracing for impact from the chaos my children are creating. D:

So, in other words. "Just the usual."

*goes back to hiding in bunker*

[Scary Fan Girl]

Today is Christmas... *hands everyone a gift, but not to her HORRIBLE and NASTY father*

*storms away* D:<

Nashhhh~~ what are we having for dinner?

[Nashua]

*cooks noodles*

We're having macaroni and cheese. If you don't like it, too bad.

[Scary Fan Girl]

OHHH. I want some~~ *hungry*

Make sure you let Dad starve to death!

[Cookie Monster]

Why am I gonna be the one that's starving? ;_;

...And exactly, where did you get the money for all those gifts?!

O_O

*checks wallet to find out it's empty*

[Protest The Hero]

.....WHAT!?!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM TEH 4MP OF D34TH!!


*bleeding from the ears*

[MageKirby]

Why am I gonna be the one that's starving? ;_;

...And exactly, where did you get the money for all those gifts?!

O_O

*checks wallet to find out it's empty*

CU, Nash's cooking isnt exactly what you want.

What did you put in this time? ^^

[Nashua]

I just put in the noodles, cheese, macaroni, salt, hot sauce...

I didn't put anything abnormal in it this time, though.

[Protest The Hero]

I got new ears (YAY!!)

and it looks like the ghost is gone an....where is Count Jerry? (The Vampire that lives in our basement)

*makes the oddball sauce*

limejuice, garlic salt, seasoned salt, picklejusce, ketchup, and teriyaki sauce. Mix it all up, and you've got a sauce that has a KICK without all the spice

[Arielle]

I haven't been here in ages! o_O; That's what happens when I lock myself in my room. XD

Hot sauce mac and cheese! 8D *eats up* *breathes fires* *burns the napkins* ...whoops?

*tries Ano's sauce next* Wow... I'd say that has a kick. We should feed it to Count Jerry and see what happens. XD

[K-dawG]

I spoke to Count Jerry yesterday...

He's a little depressed cos he hasn't had many victims lately, I think he's losing his skill y'know? He isn't as active as he used to be.

[Black Dragon]

Lol I haven't posted here since the 30th of November.

I agree, Count Jerry needs some victims. *feeds him Ano HiTo*

[Arielle]

Just not me. After reading Dracula, I started wearing a crucifix and I keep garlic around in my pockets. o_O

[MageKirby]

I spoke to Count Jerry yesterday...

He's a little depressed cos he hasn't had many victims lately, I think he's losing his skill y'know? He isn't as active as he used to be.

Count Jerry needs victims? I thought we had an ad. good enough for the decade......I guess no one buys $50 per hour anymore....

[Protest The Hero]

COunt Jerry knows better to have me as a victim.

He already takes my money every thursday night at Poker night

[Arielle]

And I think he's scared of me; he used sleep below my room, but now, he's way in the other corner of the house... Sweet, this stuff works.

I say we feed it some random dude that's almost dead anyway. XD

[Scary Fan Girl]

Sure. Why not? Just don't et him get near MY chocolate. D:

[Black Dragon]

Draculatorios don't eat chocolate...do they?

I say we carve out his heart and lock it away in a chest.

[Arielle]

They don't eat at all. They just suck your blood. Like leeches, except not. o_O

[MageKirby]

Chill yo, I just came back from a Blood Drive. I'm off for this week as a donor.

[Protest The Hero]

....Looks like Count Jerry cleaned me out again (tonight was poker night)


I'm hungry D:

[Arielle]

*bakes cakes* Would they taste good sour? XD

[MageKirby]

0.0 Sour? Oh noez.......And Jerry got it lucky again last night DX

[Protest The Hero]

of all sour things, I still can't take a shot of lime juice without shiverring like crazy.

where's our chef?

[MageKirby]

I LOVE lemon and lime juice!! I could drink them in a pint cup. ^^

Um....before the food, is the bathroom safe to use now?

[Nashua]

I think so. *checks bathroom*

Well, other than the floor being slimy, it's okay.

[K-dawG]

No one wanted to go in their to clean the floor...

Some one should clean it up. *Pushes MK into bathroom and locks door* Your not coming out until it's cleaned!

[Arielle]

Wow, you're so mean to poor Mk, what did she do to deserve it?
...oh wait... wrong MK. XD;;

Um, yeah, get to work. XD

[Protest The Hero]

Originally posted by Magekirby
I LOVE lemon and lime juice!! I could drink them in a pint cup. ^^


LIAR!! (flips dinner table and spills everyone's food)

cause I to, love lemon/lime jucie (take it from someone who has killed his taste buds from eating too many "Old Skool" warheads at once)

[Nashua]

*gives him a gallon of lemon/lime juice*

There. Now, about the food on the floor...I am not cooking anymore tonight. So, you'd better order takeout.

[Protest The Hero]

*Looks at the gallon*

Uhhh, what do you want me to do with it?

[Nashua]

Drink it. However, I don't expect you to drink it all in one sitting.

I wonder if that could be used as a cleaning agent...

[Protest The Hero]

*Takes two full gulps*

*cough**cough* *Begins to shake uncontrolablyand slams himself through a wall*

[MageKirby]

*gives him a gallon of lemon/lime juice*

There. Now, about the food on the floor...I am not cooking anymore tonight. So, you'd better order takeout.

Hallelujah!! I'm cooking guys!! Get life insurance today. /gg

[Brandon]

Awesome!

I'm back from the .... erm .. store? O_o;; I bought some .. eggs!

Have fun witht them. Ecks Dee

[SHTR]

What kind of pet: Hamster (Black/White)
Personality: Serious. Speaks in very Posh English accent. Likes to read the Newspaper.
Job [if any]: Housekeeper ;)

[MageKirby]

Oh noes, who got us a hamster?

And eggs arent my specialty, but i'll try to do something with them. Prolly juggle.

[Arielle]

It wasn't me, I don't like cleaning out cages.

And I suck at making eggs~

I've hit a real writer's block lately... Hm... *goes outside for inspiration*

[SHTR]

I dont have a cage. Im a very large hamster and would bite your fingers if you put me in a cage.


BTW, Writers Block SUCKS. Had it for a month when writing the prologue for Moonlight.

[MageKirby]

I dont have a cage. Im a very large hamster and would bite your fingers if you put me in a cage.


BTW, Writers Block SUCKS. Had it for a month when writing the prologue for Moonlight.

0.0 Ownage hamster.

And writers block really sucks when you WANT to write.

[SHTR]

Yeah

And yup. I am the most PWNsome Hamster ever :D:D:D

[Arielle]

I dont have a cage. Im a very large hamster and would bite your fingers if you put me in a cage.


BTW, Writers Block SUCKS. Had it for a month when writing the prologue for Moonlight.

Oh... good, because I don't like hamster cages. XD

I know x_X

0.0 Ownage hamster.

And writers block really sucks when you WANT to write.

Indeed! I'm trying to post every Friday but I can't if I'm blocked, you know?

[MageKirby]

Meh, I post my fanfics like once a month or two. People try to understand

[SHTR]

Oh, BTW, Moonlight isnt a fanfic.

Its the first in a series of books im writing. :D


SHTR

The Smart, PWNsome, Amazingly Literate, Hamster. Childrens Lauriette :D

[MageKirby]

Word. I'm writing a book also. I fanfic on the side for fun. Hope to read yer book one day.

[Nashua]

I posted a one-shot here, but nobody read it.

I think I have writer's block also, because I can't seem to think of any good ideas.

[Black Dragon]

I made a Fire Emblem fanfic, but never posted it here.

Maybe I should, once I get back into it.

[MageKirby]

Anyhow, did anyone pay morgage? I think the ghost might be the morgage collector.

[SHTR]

I guess Ill have to sort through the bills then, being the head of this household (o_0)

We're gonna have to make cutbacks.

Firstly, Burger King shall have to give up Burgers ;)

More ideas later



PS Burgers are meat. Meat Kills. Save the poor Cows, Pigs and Sheepies!!! Become a Concientious Meat Eater


PPS I am secretely a Ninja Hamster who takes down and eats chickens in my spare time. :D:D

[Aptenodytes]

I'll join >D

Family member wanted: Uncle
Personality: Crazy and Drunk
Job [if any]: N/A

[Anthony / Torchic]

Me wanna join

Family member wanted: Neighbor
Personality: Crazy, Drunk, More crazy
Job [if any]: Formula 1 Driver

[Black Dragon]

Meat doesn't kill, it's the one who kills to get meat that kill.

Did any of that even make sense?

[Protest The Hero]

^ It made more sense than you'll ever know

It's Thursday

Poker Night with Count Jerry. I'm gonna beat him tonight!

[SHTR]

Meat doesn't kill, it's the one who kills to get meat that kill.

Did any of that even make sense?


BUT Meat is fatty, and will clog your arteries and the piggies will go HA, thats what you get for eating me. And you die. So yes. Meat Kills.

[Protest The Hero]

And once again, i'm out $300 from that damn vampire.

I swear, next time i'm taking holy water to throw on him. This is getting absurd

[Anthony / Torchic]

yey!!!

i just won the biggest race shown on tv!!!

[MageKirby]

0.0 Ok, but thats not being such a good sport. Jerry is just real good, lol.

Oh, I got my cell phone, chocolate <3

[Protest The Hero]

It's NOT possible to win ALL the poker games. It just isn't, especially sine 4 other people were there and none of them won eaither.

There is some sort of foul play at hand

[SHTR]

Or maybe you all just sux ;-P

[MageKirby]

Or maybe you all just sux ;-P

Word. I rather do Go Fish....

[SHTR]

GO FISH!!!!!!


*plays Go Fish*

*loses*

*is hyper*

*loses*

*is more hyper*

*wins*

*dies*

[Protest The Hero]

I assure you, I don't suck at poker, and stop being scared of a vampire and taking his side

you all sux, i'm going to lock myself in my room and blast music

*Gos into room and truns on music really loud*

[MageKirby]

Sounds real inviting to me!! *Lock self also and blasts trumpet* Dr.Mario theme!!

[Nashua]

Not again...there's pizza in the oven if you want it.

*takes popcorn and goes into the basement with her headphones on*

[SHTR]

Well, if were ALL playing music load *goes to hamster cage and gets mini saxamaphone*

Baker Street anyone?


And PIZZA!!! *eats all Pizza*

[SHTR]

*bump*

DOUBLE POST OH NOEZ!!!!

[MageKirby]

Well, if were ALL playing music load *goes to hamster cage and gets mini saxamaphone*

Baker Street anyone?


And PIZZA!!! *eats all Pizza*

W00T!! I like this hamster already. *jams together* XD

[SHTR]

:O:O:O YOU LIKE BAKER STREET? OR THE SAXAMAPHONE? OR BOTH?


As long as the answer to one/all of them is yes, Ill jam

*jams*

*eats Pizza*


lool, Carnivorous Hamster

[MageKirby]

0.0 I thought I ordered the vegetable ones......

[Black Dragon]

I just got back from my fishing expedition. I got 2 greengills. Pretty good since I've been gone for only about 3 months. =)

[SHTR]

0.0 I thought I ordered the vegetable ones......

Who said it was the Pizza?

[MageKirby]

I just got back from my fishing expedition. I got 2 greengills. Pretty good since I've been gone for only about 3 months. =)

Sounds cool. The last time i went fishing, my bait ran away. T^T

And if not the pizza.... 0.0

[SHTR]

Last time I went fishing, I knocked someone out with the fishing rod


Hmmm. Not the Pizza

*Hides MageKirby's arm from him*

[MageKirby]

There goes my drumming career >.>

I think we need a muffler for the hamster. *PetCo!!!*

[SHTR]

:O

But I am a sophisticated, well mannered, (carniverous), Polite Hamster

Why the Mussel?

[MageKirby]

to get the polite hamster politer.

[SHTR]

You put that mussel on me and ill....

Um, *makes puppy dog eyes*

[MageKirby]

Nuuuuu! Not the puppy dog eyes!!!

And I forgot I can't drive....legally. *Red Shells!!1!!11!! ZOMG mario kart!*

[SHTR]

MARIO KART :D:D:D:D

I *HEART* MARIO KART!!! ESPECIALLY ON THE SNES



*shifty eyes* I havent been at the Jelly Beans again *shifty eyes*


LEMONS

[MageKirby]

I bought few fresh lemons and ate them last night. I feel refreshed and ready for work. Me loves eating lemons, freshly peeled +_+

[SHTR]

You peel lemons? The peel is the best bit

[SHTR]

DONT DIE ON ME THREAD

I WONT ALLOW IT

[SHTR]

MAGE KIRBY GET YOUR LAZY BUTT DOWN HERE AND STOP THIS THREAD FROM DYING

[Protest The Hero]

*walks out of room*

OMFGWTF!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYBODY IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Runs in circles, banging pot's and pans , throwing water on people*

I BEAT COUNT JERRY AT POKER!!!

[Scary Fan Girl]

... I just came back home.

Can anyone explain to me what the hell is going on?

[Arielle]

We all died because Ano beat Jerry in Poker. I bet that's the problem. D;

Damn, I wanted to finish my story too. XD

[Protest The Hero]

"We Were Dead Before The Ship Evan Sank" D:

wait, the ship sank?

what ship? did anyone own a yacht?

[Arielle]

I got one as a prize for a writing contest... I should've taken the money instead...

I still can't believe I won it DDD:

[Number_IX_Demyx]

What kind of pet: Spaztastic mutant Vaporeon
Personality: Sarcastic, manipulator of words, slightly lazy
Job [if any]: Satiric writer

[Sakura]

What kind of pet: Willie wagtail
Personality: Spazzy, Impulsive and happy.
Job [if any]: Bounty hunter/ Eevee and Riolu breeder.Yes a willie wagtail can do all of those things.

xD