The PI family v.2

[K-dawG]

*Pokes AH* You okay? 0.o

Well I have no time for this I must get back to my uhhh.... project... *runs*.

[Levski]

What is going on?

[Protest The Hero]

...................................help me




*Lost alot of blood from stab wounds, and in pain from falling off the roof of a two-story house, may die if people keep ignoring my almost lifeless body like K-DawG did*

[Black Dragon]

*Get's out of shower and climbs onto roof where BK is while blood spewing out of the stab wounds*

Hey you!

*BK turns around and I perform a spinning back kick onto BK's chest, sending him flying through the wall of his house next to ours*

Take......that........you mother...........fu.....*falls off the roof due to loss of blood from stab wounds*

I'm 100 pounds. Plus the armor, about 75 pounds total. You can't kick me back to my house.

Let's reverse that.

*BK turns around and I perform a spinning back kick onto BK's chest, only to have myself get my foot stuck in one of BK's armor crevices*

That's better.

*gently places AH on the roof*

...

-AH crashes onto ground, unconscious-

[Arielle]

Oh god, I knew this was going to happen... >>

*calls 911... again*
911: *looks at number* Oh god, it's them... again!!! We'll be there shortly.
Me: Yay~

*goes to write*
*slams door*

[Black Dragon]

*uses teleportation spell to teleport to the nearest secret hiding place, conveniently placed in the basement of my house*


EDIT: Oh, crap. Shouldn't have said that.

[King toad]

Hey Neighbour type people, I know it sounds hard, but I need 5000$ Canadian for my own reasons.

Also, 500,000 peseta would also be handy.

[Black Dragon]

The $ sign goes before the amount.

Ex.: $1.00 USD

So...*hands KT $5000*

...

*doesn't know what a peseta is*

[King toad]

You can blame the people at RuneScape for confusing me whether it''s $30 or 30$. The Peseta is the old Spanish currency.



And now to use the $5000.

[Arielle]

Hey BK... can you give me some? ;o; *puppy eyes* XD

...I didn't get anywhere with my writing... this story will never be published! >O *goes back to work* XD

[Protest The Hero]

Originally posted by Black Knight
I'm 100 pounds. Plus the armor, about 75 pounds total. You can't kick me back to my house.

Let's reverse that.


Kicking 175 pounds worth of weight trough a wall is not that hard for me

This will be the last time that I let you "Have it your way" XP

*Gets out of the Hospital for the 3rd time this week*

Ok, now i'm pis*ed

[Black Dragon]

Yay~

I guess I can't have it my way anymore since I'm not Burger King. :(

Oh, well. Logic ftw~

[MageKirby]

Shut up.

*puts on Fire Emblem theme while standing triumphantly at the top of KD's house*

*Plays along with whatever the Fire Emblem theme is being played with*

Finally, someone who appreciate my genre ^0^

[Nashua]

*walks in*

This is STILL going on?!

*eats popcorn*

[MageKirby]

*smells popcorn* 0.0

Watch out Nashua! Those popcorns are stale!!!

[Nashua]

Really? *hands some to MageKirby*

Eat some.

[K-dawG]

NOOOO! Don't eat the Popcorn, resist it!

You think it looks good but then when you eat it you realise its stale!

[Black Dragon]

Stale popcorn isn't that bad.

Burnt ftw.

[Levski]

Stale popcorn > burnt popcorn.

EAT!

[Black Dragon]

Burnt > Stale > Levski

=)

I've got some good popcorn right now. Buttery and stuff.

[Levski]

Burnt > Stale > Levski > BK

[Black Dragon]

Burnt > Stale > >?

What the flux?

The way I see it:

Black Knight > Levski

[Levski]

BK^2 > Levski.

But,

BK < Levski

and,

BK^2 < Levski^3

[Black Dragon]

BK^3 (x + y) = 1337 when x = 3.14

Figure that out.

Levski^3 (x+y) = 0 when x = 100000000000 and y = 100000000000.

Sucka.

[Levski]

BK ^ 3 (x + y/ 10) * Random number - ~3.14 = 0.1337

When (((x + y))) = 7 ^ 2 / 0.01 and random number is from 8 to 12.


Levski ^ (x / y + 0.75) * Random number - ~3.14 = 1337.1337

When (((x / y))) = 2 ^ 2 / 666 and random number is from 1 to 3.


And stop calling me "sucka".

[Black Dragon]

Er....

BK = 1337
Levski = 0

Simplified.

[Levski]

BK = -1337
Levski = 0

0 > -1337.

[Black Dragon]

But if you use absolute value...

|1337| > |0|.

Reverse it, and it still goes my way. =P

[Levski]

Don't reverse it, and it goes my way.

[Black Dragon]

?

I'm 1337, as explained in one of my earlier posts.

[Levski]

You're 1337 years old? That's not true.

[Black Dragon]

Never said that 1337 was my age.



I gotta leave now. cya

[K-dawG]

Enough of the argueing this is the Family club not the Debate one. -_-

[Black Dragon]

Enough of the argueing this is the Family club not the Debate one. -_-

Just a friendly battle. :(

[Levski]

If it was a serious one, BK wouldn't exist by now.

D:<

[Scary Fan Girl]

o_o *doesn't know what's going on* WAAAHH~ Grandpa and crazy neighbor are fighting! *cries*

[K-dawG]

Sis why are you crying? Let Grandpa Fight... He's crazy as we all know.

[Nashua]

*watches everything while listening to her music*

Hey, will you guys keep it down? Some of us want to watch a fight.

[Black Dragon]

If it was a serious one, BK wouldn't exist by now.

D:<

Just some stupid math, can't die because of that.

[Protest The Hero]

*Comes back home and goes into the kitchen*

Where's the cake I baked!?!?

[Black Dragon]

*comes into rumpus room*

Where's mah 52" plasmah screen Tey-Vey?!

Oh, right. In mah shoe clawzet.

[Arielle]

I think I ate it. :O

I wrote today! Only 165436537 chapters to go until I'm famous! *_*
...XD

[MageKirby]

*watches everything while listening to her music*

Hey, will you guys keep it down? Some of us want to watch a fight.

*Plays FF7 battle theme*

Betting $5 on Levski. ^0^

[PwnageMonster]

Family member wanted:Cousin
Personality:Weird and game obssessed
Job [if any]:None

[Nashua]

*walks to kitchen to fix some food*

I will be in here for a long time. If I'll come out, I'll never know.

*locks herself in kitchen, and turns up her music*

[PwnageMonster]

Do I have to wait until i'm listed on the first page to join in?

[Scary Fan Girl]

Yes; you do have to wait. I'm not on ALL the time, ya know. . . but whatever you're added.
--

Nash, will you do pancakes for me? ^_^

[Nashua]

Sure.

*fixes CT some pancakes, gives them to her*

I put some cocoa powder in them.

[MageKirby]

Aw, I was baking cakes just now. Uber chocolate cakes +_+

[Protest The Hero]

Somebody ate the cake I made.......


*goes to work*

[PwnageMonster]

*Starts to play on his Gamecube*
No one disturb me, k?

[Levski]

I self-declare myself for king of this family.

From now on, you shall refer to me with "your 1337ness".

[MageKirby]

Of course your royal numberness.

*pokes PwnageMonster*

Can I play with you?

[En-Cu-Kou]

Umm... There's another one? I gues I'll join this one too.... A bit late, but that's better than never, isn't it?
Family member wanted: Grandpa again...
Personality: Quiet
Job [if any]: Retired, of course

[Arielle]

*comes out after sleeping... way too late* XD

Why does Levski get to be the 1337ness? D: I WANTED TO BE THE 1337NESS!

[MageKirby]

Sure. You can both be called your royal numberness.

And hello, it looks like we're getting another gramps.

[Protest The Hero]

*Returns home from work*

OK, so who do I give the rent money to?

I can't seem to find uncle or auntie anywhere

[Levski]

Sure. You can both be called your royal numberness.

And hello, it looks like we're getting another gramps.

I guarantee that he won't be as annoying as me.

>:D

[Arielle]

Oh no, of course he won't. XD

But no one's as crazy as I am! 8DDD

[En-Cu-Kou]

I guarantee that he won't be as annoying as me.

>:D

Yup, that's one of the surer things in this uncertain world....

[Scary Fan Girl]

*looks around uncertainly* Granpa Levs. . . Grandpa ECK. . .Grandpa Levs. . . Grandpa ECK. *nods*

*goes bug Grandpa ECK* x33

[MageKirby]

*Returns home from work*

OK, so who do I give the rent money to?

I can't seem to find uncle or auntie anywhere

I must be on invisible mode or something 0.0

And to say, how could anyone be as annoying as a blasting trumpeter?

[En-Cu-Kou]

Hmm... As soon as I get home, I start geting bugged by my granddaughter. What kind of a family is this anyway?

[Levski]

You have to fight like me to have respect.

:(

[Arielle]

But fighting isn't fun, or at least I think so. ):

So, hm, *goes to write* Yeah, I'm the lame and crazy daughter. D:

[Levski]

It is fun. Especially when you're 76 years old.

[Black Dragon]

Everything is fun when you're a teen, too.

Skateboarding, gambling, diabetes everything.

[MageKirby]

I thought everything was fun too. Until summer ended and school began :O

I guess life cant be all good.

[Arielle]

Yes, school is a pain. XD

And there is much wisdom in that line... *goes to steal*

[En-Cu-Kou]

You young ones don't know what you have......

[Black Dragon]

You young ones don't know what you have......

I have a wooden sword, does that count?

[Nashua]

*walks out of kitchen with 13 plates of food*

I have food and I have been in this here kitchen for a REAL long time. It would be beneficial if you would eat it.

[Black Dragon]

*walks out of kitchen with 13 plates of food*

I have food and I have been in this here kitchen for a REAL long time. It would be beneficial if you would eat it.


Well, if you say so. *eats all of the food*

[Arielle]

Hey, I wanted some too~~ ;o;

[MageKirby]

Dont leae ME out on food!! (Fetches some gorceries)

[Scary Fan Girl]

What's that? *pokes food* o_O;

And, grandpa ECK, that's my way to say "welcome back", I guess. o__O;;

[En-Cu-Kou]

I have a wooden sword, does that count?
Only if you're counting wooden swords....

And, grandpa ECK, that's my way to say "welcome back", I guess. o__O;;
I see... Thanks for the welcome then *gets bugged some more*

[Nashua]

*makes more food for everyone and looks to see if BK's not around*

He ate the food last time. Here's some for you guys.

[Protest The Hero]

*Shuffles a deck of playing cards*

Anyone up for a game of Texas Hold'em poker?

[Black Dragon]

-revives-


I'm not into gambling. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm on my way to the casino...to pick up a friend.

[Scary Fan Girl]

I see... Thanks for the welcome then *gets bugged some more*

*pokes* XD

*makes more food for everyone and looks to see if BK's not around*

He ate the food last time. Here's some for you guys.

HE ATE IT? O:

We shall errrm, STEAL HIS FOOD! D:


Anyone coming with me? >:3

[Mimori Kiryu]

Family member wanted: Cousin
Personality: Quiet, shy, doesn't talk too much but can be hyper if given chocolate or cheese.
Job [if any]: To annoy...

Can I join? :3

[Black Dragon]

*pokes* XD



HE ATE IT? O:

We shall errrm, STEAL HIS FOOD! D:


Anyone coming with me? >:3


This is just like at school now...everybody tryin' to steal mah food. Not my fault they don't bring their own pizza. >=(

And everyone's against me there, too. Except for my friends, they're just not with me.

[Scary Fan Girl]

Family member wanted: Cousin
Personality: Quiet, shy, doesn't talk too much but can be hyper if given chocolate or cheese.
Job [if any]: To annoy...

Can I join? :3

Added. ^_^
This is just like at school now...everybody tryin' to steal mah food. Not my fault they don't bring their own pizza. >=(

And everyone's against me there, too. Except for my friends, they're just not with me.

It's not about pizza, it's all about chocolate. T^T

[Black Dragon]

Well, no one brings chocolate to school. It's cheaper if you buy it there.

Observe.

Wal-Mart (cheapest prices around town): 89 cents
School: 65 cents

Well, no one fights over chocolate. We just do the old steal-and-run technique, no fighting.

[Brandon]

Family member wanted: Random Cousin. Or maybe it is a Random amount of cousins. D: Nuu Oh well.
Personality: Witty; Challengeing; annoying; cool; :P
Job [if any]:To annoy; XD;

Can me join? :O ZOMG. Mimori! We are two annoying people. :O .... hopefully.

[Black Dragon]

Not another one of you'se. Oh, well. I'll cope with it. First, Avegaille, then Mimori, then you. Too many annoyers.

Oh, well. I think I can have some fun.

[Brandon]

XD;

My real life job is to destroy you.

Oops, said to much. :<

But, um, kay. *leaves*

[Arielle]

Anyone coming with me? >:3
Where are you going again? *shot* XD

Well, no one brings chocolate to school. It's cheaper if you buy it there.

Observe.

Wal-Mart (cheapest prices around town): 89 cents
School: 65 cents

Well, no one fights over chocolate. We just do the old steal-and-run technique, no fighting.

Where I live, I can get chocolate for $.35 or $.45, I forgot. D: But it's cheaper than yours! Go AAFES/Commisary~~! 8DDD

Not another one of you'se. Oh, well. I'll cope with it. First, Avegaille, then Mimori, then you. Too many annoyers.

Oh, well. I think I can have some fun.

Can I be an annoyer too? ;o;

XD;

My real life job is to destroy you.

Oops, said to much. :<

But, um, kay. *leaves*

SWEET!!!

I mean, awww, poor BK...

*bounces off the walls*
...
*and then locks herself in her room again*

[Protest The Hero]

*Is on the Piano, and begins to play the "Everydoby is against BK" song*

Am I the only cousin who is NOT an annoyer?

[Levski]

*Is on the Piano, and begins to play the "Everydoby is against BK" song*

Am I the only cousin who is NOT an annoyer?

*Sings along to the song*

[Black Dragon]

You misspelt everybody.

:(

[Brandon]

Can I be an annoyer too? ;o;

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu~

NEVAH! >D

No. You an't, too many. Tooooooo many.

noez, everybody! Everybody has been misspelt! Hurry, hide behind ducks!



cheese.

[Arielle]

Awww... I feel so rejected now. ;;

*goes to cry in a corner*
XD

[Levski]

I'm the greatest annoyer though.

D: > XD

[Brandon]

*points barrel of chicken at Levski*

>DDD Prepare to Die!

*goes to Sammi* *gives Sammi Tissue* ;__;

[Levski]

You CANNOT kill me. I'm the Juggernaut! Mwahahaha.

[Brandon]

Hm, okay then.

*repositions the cannon at Sammi* >8D

[Arielle]

Tissues! Yay. Thank you. *sniffle* *uses*
*throws at my IRL brother behind me XD*

EDIT: EEEP! Please spare me T_T

[Brandon]

Hm, on seond thought, *throws away cannon* yayz. Teh cannon is gone! =D

Your welcome Sammi. *gives you more tissues* >D *hopes you throw at your irl brother. >DDD*

[Black Dragon]

I'm the greatest annoyer though.

D: > XD

No, I am.

Black Knight @ Leftovers
Adamant Nature
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spd/[insert the remaining numbers] HP
Toxic
Luna
Attract (LOL)
Iron Fist

Luna
Type: Steel
PP: 15
Pow: 75
Acc: ---
Description: Hits the opponent twice, first draining HP, then doubling the damage.
Effects: Drain HP

Iron Fist
Type: Steel
PP: 10
Pow: 100
Acc: 100
Description: Hits the opponent with a hard fist.
Effect: None

RMT, plz.

Me hungry.

[Arielle]

Yay, the cannon's gone~! ^__________^

BK: Wait, you so confused me, I almost thought this was the CTRL+V game! >O *thwack*

[Levski]

No, I am.

Black Knight @ Leftovers
Noob Nature
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spd/[insert the remaining numbers] HP
Poison gas
Luna
Attract (LOL)
Iron Fist

Luna
Type: Steel
PP: 15
Pow: 75
Acc: ---
Description: Hits the opponent twice, first draining HP, then doubling the damage.
Effects: Drain HP

Iron Fist
Type: Steel
PP: 10
Pow: 100
Acc: 100
Description: Hits the opponent with a hard fist.
Effect: None

RMT, plz.

Me hungry.

404 lol not found

[Black Dragon]

No, I am.

Black Knight @ Leftovers
Noob Nature
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spd/[insert the remaining numbers] HP
Poison gas
Luna
Attract (LOL)
Iron Fist

Luna
Type: Steel
PP: 15
Pow: 75
Acc: ---
Description: Hits the opponent twice, first draining HP, then doubling the damage.
Effects: Drain HP

Iron Fist
Type: Steel
PP: 10
Pow: 100
Acc: 100
Description: Hits the opponent with a hard fist.
Effect: None

RMT, plz.

Me hungry.

404 lol not found

I'm not getting the joke. :(

BK: Wait, you so confused me, I almost thought this was the CTRL+V game! >O *thwack*

:(

[Brandon]

Yay, the cannon's gone~! ^__________^

BK: Wait, you so confused me, I almost thought this was the CTRL+V game! >O *thwack*

Not quite yet. >DD

*gets cannon and points to BK* >DD


Vanilla Pudding! =D

[Arielle]

Yay! Do it! 8DD

Pudding is yummy, but I like chocolate.

It's almost my birthday! Who's planning on getting me some super-awesome gifts this year? *hinthint* :3

[Mimori Kiryu]

Well, I'm bored. *is shy right now, but doesn't have any chocolate or cheese* I'm so not hyper..

*has to go take test next period*

*dies*

[Arielle]

I took a quiz today and failed. I lose. D:

But I have money! *gives some to CT* XD

[Mimori Kiryu]

I failed my test too!

*wants money*

XD

[Arielle]

Buuuut, I'm running out of money for me....

*gives anyway* XD

[Mimori Kiryu]

*takes money* YAY! I have money to spend!!! :D

[Scary Fan Girl]

I took a quiz today and failed. I lose. D:

But I have money! *gives some to CT* XD

*goes buy chocolate* <3 Thanks, Sammi~ :3 *hugs*

@Mimori Let's go shopping for. . . CHOCOLATE! x3

[Mimori Kiryu]

Chocolate....:3 *smiles evilly* Let's go SHOPPING!!!!!!!!oneoneone111

XD

[Deprivated Angel]

The family kitteh has returned! After a long diet, I look like a normal kitteh once again~

Nyaaaa~~! *purrs*

[Scary Fan Girl]

Ohhh. You're back! *huggles kitty* *gives smoothie* *killed by kitty for giving her a smoothie right after the diet ended*

*randomly walks away*

[Deprivated Angel]

Ohhh. You're back! *huggles kitty* *gives smoothie* *killed by kitty for giving her a smoothie right after the diet ended*

*randomly walks away*o.o Didn't you find it weird that a kitty was on a diet? XD I wasn't really on any diet irl though...

*purrs while slipping smoothie*

[Brandon]

Cool! You are back! yayz. *doesn't know who he is talking to*

*gives gift* XD ....

*Gives some more chocolate to Mimori* Mimori tkae me shooping! xD Me want to come and by games! >DD

lawl @ my typos. *Is too lazy to fix* DX

[Deprivated Angel]

I'm the family kitten, fyi. X3~

*continues purring after finishing smoothie*

Meow don't see Rasengan on the first post. O_o

[Brandon]

Ohhhh XD. I knew that!

;_________; Me am no on forst post? nuuuu cute togepi you need to edit the first post.

*dances* 8DD

*stops*

*walks away randomly*

[Scary Fan Girl]

Wtf. I didn't add you? o_O I'm positive I did. . . ._. *goes check* @_@

[Brandon]

yayz. *bounces up and down* I am on teh list! Do I win a prize?! *shot*

WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! It's PI's B-DAY! EVERYONE BUY CAKE! NAIO! >DD

*I get cake* Hey look! It was on sale too! $2.57! It was a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot of money. xD You people better buy more cake! *eats my cake* ...... *doesn't share*

*walks away*

.....=D

[Protest The Hero]

Everytime I bake a cake, it just rots becasue nobody likes my cakes

*Runs into room and turns on music loud enough so that you can't hear me crying*

[K-dawG]

*Ignores AH's crying and proceeds to go to his supersecretpwnagechocolatesmootheredamzing cake stash*

Hehehehehehe They'll never find out.

[Brandon]

:O Noooo. Then .... *makes announcement* AH's Cakes suck everyone. :P

*cheers for K-dawG* ......

*silence*

[Arielle]

*takes money* YAY! I have money to spend!!! :D

You're welcome. XD

*goes buy chocolate* <3 Thanks, Sammi~ :3 *hugs*

@Mimori Let's go shopping for. . . CHOCOLATE! x3

You're welcome too. XD

OMG CHOCOLATE SHOPPING XD May I come with? ;o;
The family kitteh has returned! After a long diet, I look like a normal kitteh once again~

Nyaaaa~~! *purrs*

KITTIE! <3 *pet*

[Scary Fan Girl]

sure, Sammi, you can go! X3

And about the kitty been on diet isn't as weird as I am, though. >8D xD;

[Deprivated Angel]

KITTIE! <3 *pet**petted* Nyaaa~!

*follows K-DawG into that secretive place thingy he mentioned within asterisks* Nyah?

..... ;__; CT beat me!!

[Mimori Kiryu]

Yay, Sammi's coming!!! :D Let's go shopping!!!

[Deprivated Angel]

*jumps away from the other dude and follows CT, MK, and Sammi* Nyaaah!

And the kitty has gotten another name change... *shot* ;_; And also trying to study for the Psych exam this coming Friday.

[Brandon]

I will only go shopping if it is only for ....... cousin things? o_O;;

[/silence]




o_O;;

[Arielle]

sure, Sammi, you can go! X3

And about the kitty been on diet isn't as weird as I am, though. >8D xD;

Yay~~!

I'm weirder D:

*petted* Nyaaa~!

Cute kittie! *cuddle*

Yay, Sammi's coming!!! :D Let's go shopping!!!

YES!!!

*jumps away from the other dude and follows CT, MK, and Sammi* Nyaaah!

And the kitty has gotten another name change... *shot* ;_; And also trying to study for the Psych exam this coming Friday.

Sweet~~
Now I'm either going to think of a purple-haired girl (I had a character named Mika~) or an ancient guy (the FFX guy) when I see your name. XD *shot*

I will only go shopping if it is only for ....... cousin things? o_O;;

[/silence]




o_O;;

Cousin things? XD

[Deprivated Angel]

Cute kittie! *cuddle*

Sweet~~
Now I'm either going to think of a purple-haired girl (I had a character named Mika~) or an ancient guy (the FFX guy) when I see your name. XD *shot*o_o;; KITTEH SCARED?! *hides under table*

Meow going to shopping too~! Uuhh, for.. uuhhh.. kitty stuff. Whatever that may be... LIKE TUNA AND LAPTOPS. <3 (I eat laptops, whoa.)

[Levski]

Good thing they took that pesky cat out of the house. D:<

[Deprivated Angel]

Good thing they took that pesky cat out of the house. D:<. . . *stares* .. *sharpens claws and prepares to attack Levski when returning from shopping*

._.

[Levski]

*Locks self in attic*

[K-dawG]

*looks at Mika and backs away* I'm not messing with that cat! 0.o

[Mimori Kiryu]

Kitty can come shopping with us! I'll buy tuna for her! <3333

[Levski]

Evil kitty. >:[

*Glares at sniper in closet*

[Scary Fan Girl]

Don't worry, Mika, before we go, I'll just whack mean grampa. :) *looks for Levs and whacks him*

I'll change your name later. @_@

Now, let's go shopping. x3

[Deprivated Angel]

Nyaah! *meows happily* XD;;

No one messes with the family cat for I am the awesome... cat/kitten.

SHOPPING! TUNAAA!

[Brandon]

Cousin things? XD


Yeah, Sammi. Jeez, stop bothering me. >>;;

Just kidding. Maybe.

huh? Levski got whacked silly! xD yayz?

[Levski]

Yayz? Noez.

>:[

[Protest The Hero]

*Is bored* *Begins playing drums*

anyone care to jam along? any instrument will do

[Brandon]

I'm bored too....

* begins to do cousin things*

.
.
.

o_O;;

[Black Dragon]

When I'm on, everybody's off. If Levski comments on this, I will personally bust a cap...oh, wait, that's not nice. I'll just thwack him wit' my crowbar.

There's nothing to do now, I'm bored...

[Levski]

When I'm on, everybody's off. If Levski comments on this, I will personally bust a cap...oh, wait, that's not nice. I'll just thwack him wit' my crowbar.

There's nothing to do now, I'm bored...

Check your UNs you evil little person.

[Arielle]

o_o;; KITTEH SCARED?! *hides under table*

Meow going to shopping too~! Uuhh, for.. uuhhh.. kitty stuff. Whatever that may be... LIKE TUNA AND LAPTOPS. <3 (I eat laptops, whoa.)

You eat laptops? Man, good thing I don't have one.

Good thing they took that pesky cat out of the house. D:<

The cat isn't pesky, it's cute. <3

Now, let's go shopping. x3

Yesh, shopping!! CHOCOLATE!!


Yeah, Sammi. Jeez, stop bothering me. >>;;

Just kidding. Maybe.

huh? Levski got whacked silly! xD yayz?




Okay. XD

Yayz! *shot*

Check your UNs you evil little person.

What if he doesn't want to? :<

[Deprivated Angel]

You eat laptops? Man, good thing I don't have one.

The cat isn't pesky, it's cute. <3Nah, I don't really eat laptops. XD;;

I know, I'm so adorable. =D

[Arielle]

Nah, I don't really eat laptops. XD;;

I know, I'm so adorable. =D

Oh, okay. XD

Yep~~! =D *pets kittie* :3

[Protest The Hero]

*Yawns*

I'm going to sleep.......!!!???

Why is my room locked?

[Levski]

I locked it. There is a wild donkey, don't go in.

[Arielle]

A donkey? What kind of sick joke is that? T_T

[Levski]

Didn't you know I made AH's room a farm?

[Black Dragon]

Check your UNs you evil little person.

*checks*

Okay, what now?

[Deprivated Angel]

Kitteh's lost. What's going on again? Why is there a donkey in the house?!

T___T;;

[Protest The Hero]

Originally posted by Levski
Didn't you know I made AH's room a farm?


o.O!!! *Kicks down door and notices everything is just as it was*

.......????? *A Random Donkey pops out of nowhere and kicks Ano HiTO through a wall*

What the hell!?!?

[Arielle]

Kitteh's lost. What's going on again? Why is there a donkey in the house?!

T___T;;

Don't ask me, I'm just as confused as you are. XD

o.O!!! *Kicks down door and notices everything is just as it was*

.......????? *A Random Donkey pops out of nowhere and kicks Ano HiTO through a wall*

What the hell!?!?

That's a good question. o_O

Whose stupid idea was it to let DONKEYS in the house?? >_________> Geesh... *shot by the donkey*

*types* Man those are loud kids outside. I should yell at them. >D Or I should send Gramps on them, either or. XD

[Deprivated Angel]

;_____________; Kitteh's scared of Levski now. VERY, VERY SCARED!

Kitteh wants VH-chan and CT-chan here to kick their arses. >=O

[Protest The Hero]

..... >=

Stupid Donkey!!

*Shoots Donkey 22 times*

That takes care of one problem, now, what to do with the body..........

*Stares at the dead donkey..........get's an idea*

Dinner will be ready in a few hours

*Drags Donkey into kitchen and locks door*

[Arielle]

Dude... I am NOT eating donkey for dinner. I refuse!! >O

[Levski]

;_____________; Kitteh's scared of Levski now. VERY, VERY SCARED!

Kitteh wants VH-chan and CT-chan here to kick their arses. >=O

The only living person who can own me is KT.
And he won't do that because our 1337 legacy shall be destroyed.

[Protest The Hero]

Dinner's Ready!!!

Oh, and gramps, next time you turn my room into a farm, it'll be YOUR HEAD that gets slammed through a wall and not me :D

[Arielle]

I refuse to eat. :x *goes to find her stash*
*doesn't find it*
NOOOOOOOOOOO! T_T

[K-dawG]

You could always have some of mine.... NOT!

Hehehehehhe my precious. *Stokes pile of food*.

[Scary Fan Girl]

Don't worry, Mika. I'll save you from the evil grandpa. D:

*whacks grandpa Levs and runs before she gets killed*

[Levski]

I have the feeling that everyone in this family hates me. :(

[Scary Fan Girl]

We don't hate you. We I just like the kitty more. <3 XD

Poor evil grandpa. . . Grandpa needs a hug. . . ):

[Black Dragon]

I have the feeling that everyone in this family hates me. :(

I just can't help feeling partially guilty. :(

[K-dawG]

Everybody moderatly likes me! ^__^

Well uhh that's what I think...

[Protest The Hero]

Originally posted by Levski
I have the feeling that everyone in this family hates me.

Meh, feelings mutual, at least they pay attention to you, i'm the ignored cousin, and CT steals the money that was supposed to go to CU or VH for my rent D:

[Scary Fan Girl]

Meh, feelings mutual, at least they pay attention to you, i'm the ignored cousin, and CT steals the money that was supposed to go to CU or VH for my rent D:

Poor AH. ): Gimme more money! ):< Maybe you should act louder than you are? @_@

Oh welll... from who should I get money from this time? *grins eveily*

[Arielle]

Wow CT, you like your money. XD

*gives CT money* I'm the good kid. 8D

[Nashua]

I noticed. *fixes some popcorn*

Anyone up for a movie?

[Scary Fan Girl]

MEE. I wanna go watch. . .errm, a movie. *nods* Take me with you, Nash! D:

[MageKirby]

Back from vacation!!!

Can I watch with you?

[Nashua]

Sure. I have Jurassic Park, Independence Day and a whole lot of others.

[MageKirby]

I'll go for that whole lot of other +_+

Choose while I warm up on my trumpet, will ya?

[Deprivated Angel]

The kitty likes how she haven't been here since FOREVER due to so-called 'business' (read as: busy-ness) and stress. And the family kitten likes to speak in third person speech at times too. XD

Anyway, kitty goes sleep~sleep! Kitty tireeeeeeed. =__=;;

*collapses on bare floor, sleeping*

[Protest The Hero]

Put on a comedy, I feel like laughing (Eating Bon-bon's)

[Nashua]

(on second thought, the names look better on this skin)

*puts on a movie*

You have to see it for yourself. I am hungry.

[MageKirby]

The kitty likes how she haven't been here since FOREVER due to so-called 'business' (read as: busy-ness) and stress. And the family kitten likes to speak in third person speech at times too. XD

Anyway, kitty goes sleep~sleep! Kitty tireeeeeeed. =__=;;

*collapses on bare floor, sleeping*

Tranquility will never prevail while i'm in the house >.<

*Tunes*

[Deprivated Angel]

Tranquility will never prevail while i'm in the house >.<

*Tunes*...;__; MEEEOOOWWW! Kitty's eyes are sleepy/tired. Kitty wants to revitalise shipping section of this forum.. but no one's helping her. DD: KITTY SHALL PUT OUT HER ANGER ON FAMILY MEMBERS HERE?! *grabs a 9 mm handgun somehow*

Not psychotic, not psychotic, not psychotic...

ummm.. ummmm.. what movie is this? Meeowww..~

[Arielle]

...kittie... are you okay? o_O;; *pets* ^^;;;;; Just don't shoot me, I do that enough...

[Deprivated Angel]

...kittie... are you okay? o_O;; *pets* ^^;;;;; Just don't shoot me, I do that enough...The family kitteh is very, very, VEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY stressed, and the same amount of very's sorry. :(

Kitteh shall.. umm.. SHOOT WHOEVER PISSES HER OFF. I mean.. apologise. ]:

[Eszett]

Kitty ran out of Vernors, so kitty needs to hitchhike to Michigan - hopefully nobody will rape him! - and restock on the magical serum.

[MageKirby]

The family kitteh is very, very, VEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY stressed, and the same amount of very's sorry. :(

Kitteh shall.. umm.. SHOOT WHOEVER PISSES HER OFF. I mean.. apologise. ]:

By some odd sense of the gods, I think that somehow refers to me.

*Plays a lulliby by Mendelssohn*

[Arielle]

The family kitteh is very, very, VEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY stressed, and the same amount of very's sorry. :(

Kitteh shall.. umm.. SHOOT WHOEVER PISSES HER OFF. I mean.. apologise. ]:

Yes, you better apologize or else I'll have to punish you ;o;

[MageKirby]

0.0 I think we all could use a good.....eh.....nvm...Just get on with your quarrels.

[Protest The Hero]

*Sees a cat move about the house with a gun*

...???

I shouldin't have overdosed on cough syrup

[Nashua]

*watches some Mortal Kombat spoofs*

What? *takes out earplugs* I can't hear you.

*eats sandwich*

[Protest The Hero]

???

You know, i've never seen a Mortal Kombat spoof, I wanna watch 'Go Go Taquito!'

[Arielle]

I've never seen much of Mk lately, I think she hates me.

...oh wait, you mean Mortal Kombat MK, not her.... XDDD *shot*

Lame joke aside, I've never seen a spoof either.

Now someone hug me, I'm depressed again ;o;

[Protest The Hero]

*Pats Sammi on the back*

It sucks now, but life will get better :)

How do I know? Cause I have been at the bottom and tried to end it all :O

Now,

I still wanna watch 'Go Go Taquito!'

[Arielle]

I know it will... but I still hate life until then. XD

Now, excuse me while I cough out my lungs. x_x;;

Why don't you watch it? o.o

[MageKirby]

We are? XD Keep the DVD rolling (somehow it doesnt sound right wi/o the word tape)

[Nashua]

Meh.

*puts on that Go Go Taquito movie*

For one, I can't believe that I am saying this, but I am bored.

[MageKirby]

Goes for me too. Is everyone sleeping or what?

[Protest The Hero]

different timezones screws with everybody

*watching 'Go Go Taquito!' and eating Bon Bons*

Yummy, haven't had these in some time

[Arielle]

MageKirby: Actually... I was. XD It was 2 AM here when you posted~

Ano HiTo: It really does, and it sucks. T_T Oh well...

*goes to procrastinate... erm, hehe... *run**

[Black Dragon]

Dang, I'm always the only one online when I log in...

Ano HiTo: Amen, neighbah.

I wish everybody could set aside their differences, make one super-time-zone, and adapt to changes.

[MageKirby]

This is me just saying but.......where did all the ice creams go? 0.0

[Protest The Hero]

Don't look at me, these are MY bon bons

[Arielle]

It wasn't me, I have my own sweets right now. Mmm, sweets....

[Deprivated Angel]

This is me just saying but.......where did all the ice creams go? 0.0Oh... I think I ate them all 'inadvertently'. :( Sorry?

*speeds away from the crime* ;;!!

[MageKirby]

No!! My only source of power....!!

Feelings slippings away....sleeping rushing in.....oooooh....is that a rainbow tomato?

[Nashua]

There is no rainbow tomato.

I used it in my salad. It was good....?!

*runs to bathroom*

[MageKirby]

Didn't you say that was a fruit salad? o_O;;;

[Cookie Monster]

*walks into the house and is suprised that the house isn't on fire*

Are...my kids behaving? o_o

[Nashua]

They are behaving nicely.

*runs back into bathroom*

[Protest The Hero]

*Bangs on the bathroom door*

You know, other people HAVE TO GO!!!!! *has been holding it in for too long*

>_< !

[Arielle]

I am... because I'm the good kid. =)

[Nashua]

*throws up*

I...hate...TOMATOES!!!

*runs out of the bathroom while avoiding a flaming piece of toilet paper*

[Protest The Hero]

*Sees Nashua run down the hall and a flaming peice of toilet paper flying down after her*

Interesting, thats something you don't see everyday.

*Walks in the bathroom, comes out after 30 seconds running as well with a roll of flaming toilet paper tossed at me*

[Black Dragon]

I've been gone for a while. Just came back from an "expedition". *

Wow, you really need to learn how to take care of kids.

* studying in my room

[Levski]

I haven't been here for a while. Did I miss something important?

[Arielle]

Um... flaming toilet paper, maybe? XD;;

*watches and sings*

[K-dawG]

Flaming toilet paper isn't always the best for the cheeks...

I'd stick with Andrex...

[Nashua]

I think that someone's a bathroom hog.

Lousy tomatoes...*plays video game*

Oh, yeah. I will not be cooking anything with tomatoes in it anymore.

[Black Dragon]

Why don't you just take the tomatoes out of your dish and... no, you can just put tomatoes in separately. Cold tomato is okay, I guess.

[Nashua]

I guess what I am hearing is that you can eat tomatoes everyday. You want some cake?

OOC: Your sig=truth.

[Protest The Hero]

No cake,

I think we have a ghost in the bathroom who likes flaming toilet paper

[Nashua]

Or it could be someone who likes the idea of seeing us squirm.

*goes to check*

[Protest The Hero]

I'm pretty sure it's a ghost, I saw a roll of toilet paper magicly float in the air and catch fire ._.

It may be me just going crazy

[Nashua]

It could be an alien. Then again, I did hear some squelchy footsteps coming from the bathroom tub.

[Protest The Hero]

That may have been the wind. o.O

It likes to play tricks on us. *Goes to watch some TV.*

[Nashua]

I am going to bed now. *sleeps on couch*

[Protest The Hero]

????

*pokes Nashua*

Don't you have your own house to go to?

[Nashua]

*turns over*

Nope, it got overrun by cats.

[Arielle]

KITTIES! *goes to chase them* =DDDDD

...what? XD

Hm, I should be writing... but there's KITTIES! XD; *shot*

[Black Dragon]

I'm pretty sure it's a ghost, I saw a roll of toilet paper magicly float in the air and catch fire ._.

It may be me just going crazy

What the bold says.

_


I'm not that good at stories. I can start them, but I can't end them...

[K-dawG]

Nashua's house is the root of all evil I think that is where this ghost is coming from. We better go calll the ghost busters...

[Black Dragon]

How about MythBusters? They'll prove that ghosts aren't real! D:
__________________________________________________ ____________
Disclaimer: Mythbuster results were lost and ghost totals were all made up.

[K-dawG]

Mythbusters are cool just not as cool as the ghostbusters...

*Plays ghostbusters theme song*.

[Nashua]

Me too.

I am considering posting my WIP here for feedback.

I have nothing else better to do.

KD: My house is NOT evil. It's probably this one that's evil.

[Protest The Hero]

IMPOSSIBLE!!

This house was blessed by a Preist, a Catholic preist, a Rabi, A Buddist Monk, a Muslim preist and Satanic Preist.

with all those belssings, what can possibly go wrong?

Mythbusters vs. Ghostbusters!!

[Nashua]

*wakes back up*

All of those blessings could overlap, you know.

[Protest The Hero]

It was supposed to be the ultimate back-up plan for ghosts

It may have been that Satanic preists fault, but I thought at the time i'd cover all grounds and bless it mutiple times by different priests for all the crazy children we have here

[Nashua]

It was. He was sleeping when the rest of them were chanting.

Then he goes and messes it up.

[MageKirby]

We should get our money back. Or is our warrant already over for that satanic priest?

And how could we have ghosts in this house? They wouldnt survive OUR insanity for a day. *wink wink*

[Nashua]

Let's see...they got this house back in 05...

*checks*

I guess the warranty's over...WE'RE DOOMED!! Unless...

*takes out garlic*

[Protest The Hero]

I believe garlic only works for vampires, not ghosts.

besides, the vampire under our house hasen't done anything wrong, he's a good guy, I play poker with him every thursday night. He's a crafty one at that game :O

[Nashua]

Crap.

NOW we're doomed. Unless...*gets a bad idea*

Nah...if I blew up the house, everyone would kill me.

*contines to think of an idea*

[Protest The Hero]

and you'd anger the ghost and the vampire

The vampire came with the house so he wouldin't be too happy, and he may suck your blood

[Nashua]

That and I would die, but some people would benefit from it.

I wonder if ghosts like sandwiches...

[Arielle]

Wow, we have a vampire? o_O I never knew that... maybe that's why I like blood...

[Protest The Hero]

Ghosts can't eat sandwhiches, I think thats why you need to kill the sandwhich so that the ghost can eat the ghost of the sandwhich :D

and yes Sammi, we have a vampire, I found him one night when I was cleaning out the basement. As I said, 'Count Jerry' likes to play poker every Thursday night.

[Arielle]

Is that where you sold your soul? :O

I... don't think I've seen him... I think. XD

[K-dawG]

I've met him, what a great guy... likes my currys.

[Levski]

I need to meet him.

[MageKirby]

Same here. Does he play Black Jack as well? Gotta love Black Jack.

And about the ghost, I think (if I remember correctly) can be seen through a Silph Scope or something. Maybe then we'll know if the Ghost likes a ghost of a sandwich or not.

And is it just me or is the fridge getting colder by the month?