PI House

[Umi_Swampert]

I've decided, lets play house! Simply, if you're already a member of the PI family, come right on in! If not, sign up here! (http://piforums.paulhq.com/showthread.php?t=1565)

Here's the most up-to-date list of the PI Family, any members in bold are playing:

Family Members
Virtual Headache (mother)
CuTe ToGePi (baby sister)
Umi_Swampert [aka Umi] (family lawer)
mewtwo king [aka Mewie] (little brother)
En-Cu-Kou (grandpa)
A person (big brother)

Jdoddgrill (ninja)

Pets
Umi_Swampert (cat)
Virtual Headache (hamster)
bgtfamily [aka bgt or growlith-kun] (family Growlithe)
Novacaine [aka Nova] (family ferret)

So, just remember you can't kill off anyone (or bathe me) or else you'll be getting sued, by me, who's both a cat and a lawyer, at the same time. OWNAGE! ok.... so just remeber to include this when you start, just for a refreasher:

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Family Member:
Description:
Personality:
Species: (If they have one)

Remember, it doesn't have to be like you, just as long as you're a sister who isn't a guy >.> oh, and try to arrange you're ages so we don't get a grandpa who's younger than the little sister...
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My Sign up:

Name: Umi
Age: 21 (human years, and I have a human life-span >.>)
Gender: Male
Species: Cat
Family Member: Cat-Lawyer
Description: Stripped brown and black cat, with some greyish fur, and a touch of oranshish fur here or there.
Personality: Lazy, a little on the tempermental side. Likes to be scratched behind the ears and doing legal work. Hate baths. Eats at the dinner table like everyone else. Can speak human.

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PI FAMILY HOUSE

It's a beautiful spring morning, as the sun shines down on the PI house. Outside, a cat slowly streatches out, the sun warming his pretty pelt. "Hmm... morning. That means breakfast." he says. He swiftly walks into the house and jumps up on the kitchen table.

He looks around the kitchen and sees no one is up. "I'm smart, but it's not like I can get my own food..." he quietly states. ".... FEED ME! RAOW! MEOW!" He starts yowling.

[Jdoddgrill]

Name: Jdoddgrill
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Family Member: Ninja
Description: Frigg'n awesome ninja who protects the family from anything lame
Personality: Will flip out and kill anyone for any reason, gets pumped a lot
Species: (If they have one) Ninja

[K-dawG]

Name:mewie
Age:12
Gender:male
Family Member:little brother
Description:blue eyes small for age and brown short hair
Personality:annoying
Species:errrm human

oh and U_S I made his picture for you it took me a while since I had to use my scanner.
http://img434.imageshack.us/img434/7149/catlawyer6te.jpg

[Umi_Swampert]

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OOC: Errr, thanks, but I'm not a cat-human, I'm just.... a cat is all
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[bgtfamily]

Name: bgt or Growlithe-kun ... go by both
Age: 20 - I dunno what dog years are
Gender: Male
Family Member: dog/Growlithe
Description: Covered with a red fur with a hint of black from side to side, I can easily heat a situation up.
Personality: I like to be petted, alot, and I also like jumping in laps. If I'm really bored, I mean try to light something on fire, but that probably rarely will happen. Also, it takes alot to annoy me, but if you do, watch out, you may see a flamethrower coming your way, 0.o!
Species: Growlithe/Dog

[Novacaine]

Name: Novacaine or Nova
Age: 3 years young in ze time of ferrets.
Gender: Female
Family Member: Ferret..of DEUM!
Description: erm..uhh..off-white/brown with black paws, tail-tip, and face
Personality: Sometimes playful, but usually narcissistic. Secretly plots to take over ze puny planet. >3
Species: Black-footed ferret
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Nova skittered around underneath the stove with the corner of a purple rag tucked neatly into her carnivorous jaws. Her claws, which needed trimming, scratched against the tile casing of the kitchen floor as she moved about. For the most part she was content in her small escape, plotting away at the destruction of the puny worms that infestied this planet. It wasn't until the feline came trotting in, demanding to be coddled and cared for as a baby would that she stuck her head out.

"Don't expect those worm-monkeys to come to your every beck and call, feline." She said in a rather vile way after spitting out the cloth. "They're to STUPID to respond. STUPID I SAY, STUPID!" Of course, that wasn't yelled out nearly as loud as one would think. She woke no one as far as she knew.
"So go and eat some fish, like the fish eater you are! Leave the mice alone...ALONE! Those are MINEEE!" Again she picked up the rag she'd been chewing on, which was her favorite out of the bunch the family owned, and managed to climb onto the cushion of the chair.

There she stood on the chair, staring up the cat as if she were the dominant of the two. One un-marked brow perked as she kept a frayed corner of the rag firmly in her jaws. Well-groomed coarse fur lay normally against her frame as ears stood facing fowards towards the feline, expecting nothing less than a display of submissiveness. Somewhere in the back of her mind, she knew she'd get none, but none the less, she stood proud on her four short legs,
((^^; Nothing against anyone..it's just how Nova is. o.o; ))

[Umi_Swampert]

Umi stopped and looked down at Nova, tossing her an uncaring glance. "Oh, it's the weasle, I thought I smelt mouse-breath" he sneered at her. "Couldn't you go and do, whatever it is you do, while I rudely awake these pions? I'm hungry, and want some kippers and pan cakes." He dived over Nova's head and landed behind her with a thump.

"Or maybe, you'd like to help?" he turned and looked at her, with an evil look on his face. He turned about and headed into the hall, turning into the first open bedroom he could, tail twitching mischeviously the whole way.

[Novacaine]

Nova glared at the cat with the intentions of murder, but instead she only let her words do the fighting.

"Oh yeah!? Well...your whiskers are stupid!" Mentally she cackled at her top-grade burn. "ONE DAY YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO NOVA!" She gave a quick cackle. This she stopped within a few seconds of starting to look around the room with her beady ebony eyes.

"I am normal!" She left the frayed rag as is and let herself fall from the chair. "At least I can feed myself, puny worm..cat..thing! Yes! puny worm-cat-thing!!"

She skitterd across the floor until she was under the stove once more. First she'd get rid of that cat. He knew..HE KNEW! Once the cat's gone, she could easily dominate these puny monkeys.

[K-dawG]

mewie entered the room unaware of Nova and Umi's goings on he got out the cereal and poured it into a bowl along with some milk then slowly began to munch it.He stared at the clock then noticing he was going to be late for school so he ran to the door whilst trying to force his shoes on and swung the door open and ran out the doorthen he noticed the Jdoddgrill was there he took mewie in his super cool car and took him to school "thanks said mewie" "no problem" replied the ninja.

[Jdoddgrill]

As Mewie exited the car, Jdoddgrill immediatly slammed his foot on the gas and drove home, crashing into every car possible on the way. When he got home he ran fullspeed and dropkicked the door open, then head butted the tv, causing an enormous explosion before he realized it was the wrong house.

[Umi_Swampert]

He had finally hassled someone to breakfast, and of course was expecting the call that came in right when he was done. "Hello, officer," Umi said, licking his lips "yes officer, I will officer. Yes, today... no, he's not a flight risk, and don't worry we'll have this over today. Thank you, goodbye." He hung up the phone and dashed off to his office.

In a couple minutes he came dashing back in carrying a small brief case in his mouth and wearing a small pair of glasses. "Nova, ya little psycho, want to come down to the court house with me? You may want to figure out how do despense justice when you take over the world," he held back a laugh "we have to get going though, the cab is waiting outside. Jdoddgrill ran into another house, so now I have to convince the judge he was doing something heroic. I'm thinking of using the land-pirate gunman story again. We haven't used it in a while."

Nova shoot him an evil glare from under the stove, contemplating if she should go or not. Knowing how they torture their guilty may be worth the trip. "We'll, if you're coming, let's go." Umi went out the door, down the walk-way, and jumped into the waiting cab.

[Novacaine]

OOC: o_o -Bapsh zem all with a smelly maceral of..DEUM! DDDEEEEUUUMMM!!- Stop powerplaying. E__e; ))

She raised a brow, curious as to how these puny worm-maggots extracted the information from their prey.

"FOOL! I AM ONTO YOU! I will not be put on a table to be DISECTED! MY INNARDS ARE MINE! MIIIIIINNEEE!" Hysterically, she bared her teeth and hissed at the feline with a ferrety hiss of ultimate terror.

But if I go, I could infiltrate their tiny base and screw up their..stuff! She took in a gasp as she screamed in her mind. STUFF! Yes...I shall go. She scampered out from under the stove and followed the feline quietly into the cab. Stopping only to stare at the large gap between her and the floor of the cab.

"Is this some kind of CRUEL JOKE? HOW am I to get onto THAT!? I am to SHORT!" One clawed paw reached in vain at the edge of the cab as she cursed the shortness of her body. "You lazy beetle..dog smelling..thing! Yes! You beetle-dog-smelling-thing! Get yourself down here and put me in the car!"

[Umi_Swampert]

Umi hopped out of the cab quickly, and gave Nova boost up, she gladly taking her time, and stomping on his face. "Ah Ah, finally, zee zervice I deserve. You have come to your senses foo-" Umi hopped back in and smapped Nova on the face with his tail. "To the court house, cabby" he said, and they zoomed off into the city.

The court room wasn't too large, mearly a civil court room. In the background was the low murmur of other voices, most talking about how they plan on handling their own cases, others gossiping over the one happening at the moment. And a weird one it was.

"You honor," Umi said, as Jdoddgrill kept jabbing his finger into Umi's side, "he's a hero, (stop it), he was chasing after a criminal who, (stop poking me), had just robbed a bank, (knock it off), with his pirate crew. These land-pirates are, (you want to stay here overnight?), very dangerous, and clearly had run him off the road. He's protected under the good semaratin, (I will bite you), act, which says anyone who accidentally causes harm or damage, (one more time I swear, Jdoddgrill stop it), are clear of any charges if they where trying to do something heroic." He had finished, and just before he got poked again, he jumped down and walked up to the bench of the judge.

The judge sat there, and looked as though he was contemplating what to do. "Hmm... well, this is the third time this month... I'll let it slide one last time, but I'd better not see him again this month. Or preferably, keep him out for a good long while, but I think asking for a month is the best I can get" The judge had a sort of dejected look in his eyes. "Thank you, your honor." and with that, Umi lead Nova and Jdoddgrill out of the court room. They hopped into a waiting cab and headed back home. "You guys are nuts, lets hope someone else is up and about at home" Umi said, as they pulled up to their house.

OOC: Er, powerplaying? Who are you talking to, yourself? me? Because I'm confused....

[K-dawG]

"w00t jdoddgrill is back" said mewie excitedly "good job you didn't have to go to jail that would mean I would always be late for school!" Umi (the cat) jumped up to mewie's side he stroked him and he purred "what will that crazy ninja do next?" he asked the cat. he reached up and grabbed a tin of cat food and put it into Umi's food bowl the cat turned away "oh yeah I forgot you don't like that one" so mewie scraped all the food up and put it back into the tin carefully putting clingfilm over the top. Mewie grabbed an new tin it said felix's cat food your cat will feel like king,Umi jumnped up and down in excitementso Mewie pt it in his food bowl asnd walked off to school.

[Jdoddgrill]

Jdoddgrill silently followed Mewie to school, staying just out of sight. When they got to school, Jdoddgrill grabbed Mewie from behind and tossed him into one of the classroom windows, then jumped in after him screaming at the top of his lungs. The teacher in the classroom shouted, "What is the meaning of this?!". Jdoddgrill grabbed him by the collar. "You dont' get it," he said, "I'm pumped."

[Novacaine]

OOC: -Le sigh.- Powerplaying is when you take control over another person's character without permission. I'll give you a few examples.

1) "she gladly taking her time, and stomping on his face. "Ah Ah, finally, zee zervice I deserve. You have come to your senses foo-"" That there is when you make my character do something. o_o;

2) "Umi jumnped up and down in excitementso Mewie pt it in his food bowl asnd walked off to school." Again, Mewtwo King made your character do something without permission.

Personally, I don't mind it so long as it isn't my character. >>;; But eh. Anyway, that concludes todays lesson. ^_^ ))

[Umi_Swampert]

OOC: That's how you define powerplay? That's the first time I've ever heared of it defined like that.

Everywhere else claims it as excessive and out-of-character control, but hey if that's how you wanna work... I have no problem with others controling my character until they do something that I wouldn't do.
[back to RPG now]
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[K-dawG]

you have to do a little powerplaying its extemely hard to do it with just one person in each part and yeah I don't mind people using my character too much as long as I don't do something completly out of character

[Umi_Swampert]

OOC:

^^^^^

That's a very good point, a cookie for you...

but then we take it away because you didn't OOC XD

Seriously, if someone wants to keep discussing powerplaying, I will allow someone to start a thread in this part of the forum, but could we please get back to the story/game?

In Character:

Umi happily ate up the food, enjoying a nice meal, even if it isn't more pancakes. He wandered off to other parts of the house, wondering why the house seemed so silent. It was eerie.

[Jdoddgrill]

Jdoddgrill returned to the house, after he felt he'd done enough rampaging at the school. He saw Umi walking around, picked him up and ran to the kitchen, then dumped him in the sink and poured water on him. While Umi was still in the sink, Jdoddgrill got flour out of a nearby cabinet and poured it all over Umi. He was pumped.

[Umi_Swampert]

-_____- Umi was not a happy cat-lawyer.

"....after I prevent you fromg going to jail, you plan on turning me into a CAKE?!?" Umi jumped out and jumped into Jdoddgrill's face, leaving a big mark of wet hair and flour on his face. He dashed off into a very small hole in the wall, and planned on staying there until he had finished cleanign himself, safe from almost everyone (except Nova)

[Jdoddgrill]

Jdoddgrill, furious at what the cat had done and unable to exact revenge, took his fury out on the kitchen, throwing food everywhere, knocking over the fridge, spilling out its contents all over the floor and punching holes in the wall. It is said his screams were heard halfway 'round the world.

[Novacaine]

"you have to do a little powerplaying its extemely hard to do it with just one person in each part and yeah I don't mind people using my character too much as long as I don't do something completly out of character"

True, you do have a point. It is impossible tog et around a little of it, but excessive amuonts is what I'm talking about. -Takes cookie and gives to ze mewtwo king.- o.o;;

Also, Jdoddgrill, you avatar is fron Ren and Stimpy, isn't it? x3

IC:

Like a shadow, she followed the thief that stole the cat. She kept silent as he was taken to the sink, where he was to be soaked and caked with a layer of flour. Nova let out maniacal laughter as she rolled onto her back, pointing at the cat all the while.

"HA! NOW who is insignificant!?" She stopped when Umi pulled himself from the thiev's grip. "Oh, now why make it stop? I do so love hearing you SCREAM in TORTUROUS AGONY."

Of course, when she saw what was happening when the cat scrambled away. she quickly followed suit and ducked into the hole with Umi, feeling it unsafe in her usual hiding spot underneath the stove.

Despite The fact that she was almost at the cat's mercy, she was still a bit self-centerd. "Scoot over..my tail's sticking out! If he grabs hold of me, I'm not going alone." Quickly catching herself, she stopped and feigned selflessness. "There are some rags in the bathroom, should you feel the need to use them."